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CabinCreek-Kentucky
True Blue Farmgirl
8529 Posts
Frannie
Green County
Kentucky
USA
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 Posted - Dec 02 2006 : 11:50:24 PM
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o.k. .. fair warnin' here gurlfrenz .. you might not want to read on .. but it is almost 3 a.m. .. i have had a long day and got to giggling about an 'event' that happened earlier in the day.
do any of you gurlz wear those little camisole thingies .. with skinny ELASTIC straps rather than tie yourself up in a tight bra?
o.k. .. this is your second chance to not read further if you don't want to read of the trials and tribulations of my 'ta's' today!
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well, anyhoo .. if you are still with me .. here's the 'story of it'. i was hauling furniture up and down a skinny flight of stairs to my new little shoppe in Bardstown (Crows in the Attic). i'm pushin' and shovin' stuff from corner to corner .. reaching high and low .. hammerin' nails in the wall to hang treasures on .. running back and forth to the car .. when low and behold .. i became about strangled to death .. i was in the middle of the shoppe with lotsa' customers (today was our town's shoppes christmas celebration) .. but had to check down the neck of my shirt to see what in tarnation was 'strangulatin' me!
and .. well .. without gittin' x-rated about the site i beheld .. let's jus' say that i 'bout fell to the floor laffin' when i saw that part of my anatomy was twisted and tied up in a strap .. and gawd only knows where t'other one was. but my first clue was when my partner's husband said it looked like i had grown a 'goiter'.
o.k. .. sorry gurlfrenz .. guess i better hit the bed .. will probably re-read this tomorrow morning and delete it when i come to my senses!
but this stuff is what real life is made up of! xoxo
True Friends, Frannie
CABIN CREEK FARM
KENTUCKY
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peapodjane
True Blue Farmgirl
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Posted - Dec 03 2006 : 02:43:10 AM
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Oh my gosh!
I am glad that you posted this...with the title I was thinking...the only thing I know that are called "ta-ta's" are ___ and how can you get them tangled?! But you did! LOL...Before my mom had her "real" prosthetic after a mastectomy,she had just a bit of fluffiness to fill the side out...and every so often it would "wander", and as humor helps get through some of the very serious events in life sometimes we would look over at her, and let her know that...ummm, mom, you're a bit high over there! and we would laugh! Thankfully it has been 13 blessed years ago, and she is going strong, she grew up on a farm! :-)
Good luck Frannie in keeping yourself in line!
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CabinCreek-Kentucky
True Blue Farmgirl
8529 Posts
Frannie
Green County
Kentucky
USA
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Posted - Dec 03 2006 : 09:15:25 AM
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jane .. i'm so very happy your sweet momma came through her ordeal and stronger for it! and oh my yessss .. humor is probably one of the most important traits we as humans can have i believe. it often 'gets us through the night' .. and surely puts a 'heavy' situation into perspective sometimes. (not to mention makes us a fun person to be around!) i just love these stretchy little tops .. but methinks perhaps i should 'take up' those elastic shoulder bands so the 'tops' don't wander too far! xo
True Friends, Frannie
CABIN CREEK FARM
KENTUCKY
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GaiasRose
True Blue Farmgirl
2552 Posts
Tasha-Rose
St. Paul
Minnesota
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newheart
True Blue Farmgirl
471 Posts
Margie
Owings Mills
Maryland
USA
471 Posts |
Posted - Dec 03 2006 : 09:39:37 AM
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Frannie , loved your story about ta ta's..
newheart.....
Love of friends and family makes the world go round..and always a little Chocolate.
margie
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willowtreecreek
True Blue Farmgirl
4813 Posts
Julie
Russell
AR
USA
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Posted - Dec 03 2006 : 5:11:37 PM
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Ohhh Too funny! I'd love to wear a camosole but to big and have to wear a giant uncomfortable bra!
Jewelry, art, baskets, etc.
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CabinCreek-Kentucky
True Blue Farmgirl
8529 Posts
Frannie
Green County
Kentucky
USA
8529 Posts |
Posted - Dec 03 2006 : 7:19:28 PM
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julie honey .. with my big boobs .. i SHOULD wear a HALTER .. but i jus' let 'em all hang out .. ha! literally! xo
True Friends, Frannie
CABIN CREEK FARM
KENTUCKY
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Tina Michelle
True Blue Farmgirl
6948 Posts
Tina
sunshine state
FL
USA
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Posted - Dec 03 2006 : 8:43:54 PM
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oh dear gracious, you are giving all them kentucky men an eye full huh? LOL hahahaha
~Seize the Day! Live, Love, Laugh~ |
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Libbie
Farmgirl Connection Cultivator
3579 Posts
Anne E.
Elsinore
Utah
USA
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Posted - Dec 03 2006 : 9:04:29 PM
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Ha! I can just imagine the scene -----  !!! Thanks, Frannie, for the laugh!
XOXO, Libbie
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CountryGirl85
True Blue Farmgirl
225 Posts
Laura
Oswego
IL
USA
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Posted - Dec 03 2006 : 9:17:10 PM
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Great story Frannie! Does a day go by without something interesting happening to you?! You're a hoot and I love it! Well, sad to say, my last white bra died. Suddenly, I felt that dreaded poking of wire-in-boob. So, I wore my hot pink bra which could totally be seen through my shirt! But all is well now. Went to Walmart and got some comfy bras for, get this, $7.88 each!! Never again will I buy an overpriced bra! Like my $40 Victoria's Secret bra that is falling apart. I'm pretty sure their seamless technology is glue or some other adhesive binding because where the strap is attached is pulling away from the bra and pokes me something awful! I tried to fix it, but I guess it's anti-seam. Too tough to get a needle through it. Ok, enough of my boobling, I mean, babbling! Ta ta for now! 
Laura
http://thecraftycatgirl.blogspot.com
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CabinCreek-Kentucky
True Blue Farmgirl
8529 Posts
Frannie
Green County
Kentucky
USA
8529 Posts |
Posted - Dec 03 2006 : 9:24:47 PM
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laura .. ya'll haven't even heard the one about when i was travelling on that windy back country road eating a sandwich . and i ate 3/4 of the paperwrapper it was in .. and didn't even know it at the time! will regale you with the 'whole story' soon! thought i'd have a car accident when i realized what i'd done!
i too, visited victoria's secret .. and they had an 'authorized fitter' there (WHAT is an authorized fitter .. anyhoo?) well, when she measured me and told me i was a size
34 "F" .. and needed a special order $60. bra .. i never went back! i DID tell her i'd heard of double and triple d's .. but what happened to "E"?
True Friends, Frannie
CABIN CREEK FARM
KENTUCKY
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Beemoosie
True Blue Farmgirl
2077 Posts
Bonnie
New York
USA
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Posted - Dec 04 2006 : 04:27:01 AM
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LOL............LOL.....Ok Breath!!!!
...she is far more precious than jewels and her value is far above rubies or pearls.
Prov 31:10
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doglady
True Blue Farmgirl
435 Posts
Tina
Howard
Ohio
USA
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Posted - Dec 04 2006 : 06:06:13 AM
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Thanks for the great laugh so early in the morning!! My family is always wondering what I'm laughing about when I'm on the computer. There's usually a pretty good chuckle to share with farmgirls ; ) I'm sure the men didn't mind your little problem at all. What a sight!!
Tina
The dogs own the house but the people pay the mortgage!
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CabinCreek-Kentucky
True Blue Farmgirl
8529 Posts
Frannie
Green County
Kentucky
USA
8529 Posts |
Posted - Dec 04 2006 : 07:49:23 AM
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ha! the men didn't have a clue .. they probably thought i had some serious health disorder in that 'department'!
True Friends, Frannie
CABIN CREEK FARM
KENTUCKY
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lilpunkin
True Blue Farmgirl
368 Posts
Texas
USA
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Posted - Dec 04 2006 : 09:19:24 AM
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LOL!!!!!!! what a good laugh. Your so funny Frannie! The "sisters" were duking it out ,eh?
Doglady, my family always wonders what I am laughing at too when I am on here. It's either my sister or all of the farmgirls that get me going into tears laughing.
Lilpunkin
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