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Family Matters:  All men should. . .  |
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emtfarmer
True Blue Farmgirl
222 Posts
Darlene
North Carolina
USA
222 Posts |
 Posted - Jun 17 2011 : 7:09:37 PM
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. . .have a menstrual period, wear a bra, and carry a pocketbook!
I came up with this during a "discussion" with my husband. (Needless to say, I won the "discussion"). 
We all need a laugh----hope this gives you one!
Hugs,
Darlene
"Support your local fire departments and rescue squads...volunteers making a difference" |
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oldbittyhen
True Blue Farmgirl
1511 Posts
tina
quartz hill
ca
USA
1511 Posts |
Posted - Jun 17 2011 : 7:32:10 PM
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also give birth.....
"Knowlege is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad" |
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emsmommy5
True Blue Farmgirl
1547 Posts
Angie
Buckley
WA
USA
1547 Posts |
Posted - Jun 17 2011 : 8:26:57 PM
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Nurse a teething baby.....
Do what you love, love what you do. |
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Ninibini
True Blue Farmgirl
7577 Posts
Nini
Pennsylvania
USA
7577 Posts |
Posted - Jun 17 2011 : 8:48:14 PM
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Oh yes... and let's not forget the whole pregnancy thing... with hormones racing, sore body parts, insane cravings, mood swings...
And what about having them cook for an entire week and have every morsel wolfed down by eager eaters without it ever so much as touching a tastebud...
Oh! Oh! And having to clean the commode after another man has been there for a while...
Yeah... Good times...
Farmgirl Sister #1974
God gave us two hands... one to help ourselves, and one to help others!
www.papercraftingwithnini.myctmh.com
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melody
True Blue Farmgirl
3335 Posts
Melody
The Great North Woods in the Land of Hiawatha
USA
3335 Posts |
Posted - Jun 17 2011 : 8:52:56 PM
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squeeze into a pair of pantyhose...
Melody
Farmgirl #525 |
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emtfarmer
True Blue Farmgirl
222 Posts
Darlene
North Carolina
USA
222 Posts |
Posted - Jun 18 2011 : 05:29:17 AM
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Yes! Yes! I knew all farmgirls would know what I'm talkin' about.
And let's not forget the whole menopausal thing either!
Darlene
"Support your local fire departments and rescue squads...volunteers making a difference" |
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UniquelyNan
Farmgirl in Training
18 Posts
Nan
Piedmont
S.C.
USA
18 Posts |
Posted - Jun 18 2011 : 06:03:21 AM
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And lets not forget the ever so wonderful visits to the Ob/Gyn...and those fun mammograms...
*Peace*Love*Serenity*
www.uniquelynan.etsy.com
**Love Vintage**
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Fiddlehead Farm
True Blue Farmgirl
4562 Posts
Diane
Waupaca
WI
USA
4562 Posts |
Posted - Jun 18 2011 : 06:05:52 AM
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Go through Menopause! Of course, if they did, there would be lots of wars started.
http://studiodiphotosite.shutterfly.com/
farmgirl sister #922
I ask not for a larger garden, but for finer seeds.
I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one hell of a good time. Sometimes this makes planning my day difficult.
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Annika
True Blue Farmgirl
5602 Posts
Annika
USA
5602 Posts |
Posted - Jun 18 2011 : 07:52:03 AM
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Ok, I'm laughing my silly head off now! I don't have much to add , you girls got the best ones, but...
Teeter around in high heels
pms!
Annika
Farmgirl & sister #13
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. ~Leonardo DaVinci
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Dusky Beauty
True Blue Farmgirl
1108 Posts
Jen
Tonopah
AZ
USA
1108 Posts |
Posted - Jun 18 2011 : 3:11:59 PM
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a pocketbook???
He should have to carry the giant hobo bag that holds the universe and everything else he and the kids don't want to carry. I'd get a lot more neck rubs if my husband was more aware of the 20 lb bag I lug around every time I leave the house.
"After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.” ~Will Rogers |
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kristin sherrill
True Blue Farmgirl
11303 Posts
kristin
chickamauga
ga
USA
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Posted - Jun 18 2011 : 3:39:45 PM
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How bout do 2 or more things at one time. Ha! Like that could ever happen.
Kris
Happiness is simple. |
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emsmommy5
True Blue Farmgirl
1547 Posts
Angie
Buckley
WA
USA
1547 Posts |
Posted - Jun 18 2011 : 5:04:55 PM
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Carry the baby in the carseat, the diaper bag, a purse, gallon of milk and two bags of groceries and still open the front door with a key. Real life right there. Couldn't do it.
Do what you love, love what you do. |
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alterationsbyemily
True Blue Farmgirl
697 Posts
Emily
Chambersburg
PA
USA
697 Posts |
Posted - Jun 18 2011 : 6:07:39 PM
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Men should have a bad cold or flu.... and be able to do as much work around the house as a woman.
Here is a story of my DH... After giving birth to our first baby (with some serious complications) I was not allowed to have any pain medicine. He was telling me the pain was all in my head. It struck a bad nerve with me for YEARS. Well, this past winter he really threw his back out, couldn't move, couldn't get out of bed. He would wince in pain and then I said, "I have thrown my back out before this bad, and well it is comparable to having a c-section and then not having any pain medication afterwards." He looked at me and said, "You were in this much pain after that?" I replied, "Ohh, no, it was all in my head, just like your back ache is all in your head."
Let's just say when the baby comes out in t minus 10 days (give or take) I can have all the pain medication I want.
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Farmgirl #2951
Currently renting-farmgirl wannabe |
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FarmDream
True Blue Farmgirl
1085 Posts
Julie
TX
USA
1085 Posts |
Posted - Jun 18 2011 : 7:52:47 PM
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All men should...
Have to be the "bad guy." The one who says we can't get a toy this week. Puts their foot down when it's bedtime. Makes sure all the chores are done even though the "good" parent doesn't make them do everything.
~FarmDream is Farmgirl Sister #3069
Live Today, Cherish Yesterday, Dream Tomorrow
http://naturaljulie.etsy.com
http://julie-rants.blogspot.com |
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woolgirl
True Blue Farmgirl
901 Posts
Elizabeth
Great Lakes
IL
USA
901 Posts |
Posted - Jun 18 2011 : 7:58:48 PM
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Pluck their eyebrows.
Liz
Farmgirl #1947 |
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Dusky Beauty
True Blue Farmgirl
1108 Posts
Jen
Tonopah
AZ
USA
1108 Posts |
Posted - Jun 18 2011 : 10:39:45 PM
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... feel the frustration when a kid doesn't care what you threaten, how loudly you yell, or how many spankings they get from you, but quivers in fear at the mere mention that: "Dad is on the way home, and he's not happy"
Moms are ill-equipped to instill proper fear of God into naughty offspring like a father can.
"After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.” ~Will Rogers |
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walkinwalkoutcattle
True Blue Farmgirl
1675 Posts
Megan
Paint Lick
KY
USA
1675 Posts |
Posted - Jun 20 2011 : 5:20:09 PM
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Wear heels!
Farmgirl #2879 :)
Starbucks and sushi to green fried tomatoes and corn pudding-I wouldn't change it for the world.
www.cattleandcupcakes.blogspot.com
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CMac
True Blue Farmgirl
1074 Posts
Connie
Ashland City
TN
USA
1074 Posts |
Posted - Jun 20 2011 : 5:35:07 PM
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Let's not forget buying thoughtful gifts for everyone in the family, not only for christmas but birthdays, graduations, anniversaries etc. Wrapping them and being sure they get where they need to be on time.
And my personal favorite- Everything it takes to prepare for a trip. Not just packing but cleaning out the fridge, arrangements for all animals, arrangements for children or packing the things they need, mail and papers, itinerary to family or trusted friend, pre flight check ins, travel documents including reservation confirmations, setting the light timer, etc etc etc. I believe no one would ever travel if it were all left to the men!
Connie
"I have three chairs in my house: one for solitude, two for friendship, three for company."
Author: Henry David Thoreau |
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Heartbroken farmgirl
True Blue Farmgirl
604 Posts
Annette
rio vista
Ca
USA
604 Posts |
Posted - Jun 24 2011 : 09:03:40 AM
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Answer a phone call, while getting the baby ready to nurse, settle an argument between two toddlers, and keep the baking, dishes and laundry up, weed and maintain the garden, with tidy hair, clean-shaven legs, And a bit of make-up to keep themselves presentable...daily. can't forget to feed and water the animals, change bedding, and clean up animal poop, all before anyone else in the family is up...then there are all the diapers!
The tears I shed then, watered the flowers I harvest now.
www.broken908.blogspot.com
http://forums.familyfriendpoems.com/broken908
"The aim of education is the knowledge not of facts but of values."-Dean William Ralph Inge |
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Ninibini
True Blue Farmgirl
7577 Posts
Nini
Pennsylvania
USA
7577 Posts |
Posted - Jun 24 2011 : 09:27:35 AM
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Here's one: How about break down and just use the dang map!!! ;)
Farmgirl Sister #1974
God gave us two hands... one to help ourselves, and one to help others!
www.papercraftingwithnini.myctmh.com
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emtfarmer
True Blue Farmgirl
222 Posts
Darlene
North Carolina
USA
222 Posts |
Posted - Jun 24 2011 : 11:49:52 AM
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 If everyone (i.e. farmgirls) can identify with all of these things, then they must be true!
A big thanks to all of you for proving my point. . .if a man couldn't, say just for just one week, have a complete menstrual cycle, wear a bra, and carry a pocketbook, how could he possibly handle (or survive!) any of the other things women do all of time?
Hugs to all,
Darlene
"Support your local fire departments and rescue squads...volunteers making a difference" |
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Heartbroken farmgirl
True Blue Farmgirl
604 Posts
Annette
rio vista
Ca
USA
604 Posts |
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MrsRooster
True Blue Farmgirl
1168 Posts
Amy
Seabrook
TX
USA
1168 Posts |
Posted - Jun 24 2011 : 12:54:18 PM
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The crash you heard was me falling off my computer chair, howling with laughter. The mental picture of my rough looking hubby putting on pantyhose is priceless. LOL
www.mrsrooster.blogspot.com
Farmgirl #1259
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Brian
Honorary Farmgirl
521 Posts
Brian
Moscow
ID
USA
521 Posts |
Posted - Jun 24 2011 : 3:30:44 PM
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Great thread folks. I just have to ask. Where's the love for the men who fully realize and respect how totally awesome our wives are compared to us? For some reason I am thinking of the movie Wayne's World. "We're not worthy!"
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Alee
True Blue Farmgirl
22941 Posts
Alee
Worland
Wy
USA
22941 Posts |
Posted - Jun 24 2011 : 4:11:29 PM
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Brian- you are very funny! My husband frequently tells me that I do way more than he does but at the same time he has qualities that balance out the equation. His infinite patience when dealing with the service companies is one of them! :)
Alee
Farmgirl Sister #8
www.farmgirlalee.blogspot.com
www.allergyjourneys.blogspot.com
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Ninibini
True Blue Farmgirl
7577 Posts
Nini
Pennsylvania
USA
7577 Posts |
Posted - Jun 24 2011 : 5:21:10 PM
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Oh, Brian - you make me feel guilty! I was kind of thinking along the same lines because I do have an extraordinary husband... but a girl's gotta have a little fun now and then! ;P
Farmgirl Sister #1974
God gave us two hands... one to help ourselves, and one to help others!
www.papercraftingwithnini.myctmh.com
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Family Matters: All men should. . . |
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