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Across the Fence:  Channah's good clean joke of the day.  |
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maggie14
True Blue Farmgirl
6784 Posts
Hannah
Washington
USA
6784 Posts |
 Posted - May 05 2010 : 12:38:25 PM
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Hi Farmgirls! I just thought I would post a daily joke for you all. These are some of my favorites and I hope over the weeks and months that these jokes will make you laugh.
Here is todays joke.
A young boy had just
gotten his driving permit.
He asked his father,
who was a minister,
if they could discuss his use
of the family car.
His father said to him,
"I'll make a deal with you.
You bring your grades up,
study your bible a little,
and get your hair cut,
then we will talk about it."
A month later the boy came back
and again asked his father if
they could discuss his use of the car.
His father said, "Son,
I'm real proud of you.
You have brought your grades up,
you've studied your bible diligently,
but you didn't get a hair cut!"
The young man waited a moment
and replied, "You know dad,
I've been thinking about that.
You know Samson had long hair,
Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair,
and even Jesus had long hair."
His father replied,
"Yes son,
and they walked everywhere they went!"
Hugs!
Channah
Farmgirl sister #1219
Just a small town country girl trying to live her dreams. :) |
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sherrye
True Blue Farmgirl
3775 Posts
sherry
bend in the high desert
oregon
USA
3775 Posts |
Posted - May 05 2010 : 12:52:10 PM
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thanks channah, good one. i will send that one to my grandson. keep em coming happy days sherrye
the learn as we go silk purse farm
farmgirl #1014
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staci860
True Blue Farmgirl
838 Posts
Staci
Newville
PA
USA
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Posted - May 05 2010 : 12:52:55 PM
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Ha! that's timely - my son told me last night that he's ready to get his permit. 
Makes me a little sad- my baby's growin' up. 
Thanks Channah!
Blessings, staci FG# 973
:o )
Happiness is a full clothesline...
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clothedinscarlet
True Blue Farmgirl
1333 Posts
Siobhan
Battle Creek
MI
USA
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Posted - May 05 2010 : 1:10:54 PM
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LOL...cute.
Farmgirl Sister #1110
Siobhan - AKA Liza-Jane (my farmgirl name), wife to my best friend, Trent, and mommy to Camden (11/28/05) and Bennett (7/11/07). and Truman (7/28/09) |
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wildflower17
True Blue Farmgirl
3043 Posts
Judy
KY
USA
3043 Posts |
Posted - May 05 2010 : 3:13:22 PM
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I've heard it before...it is such a good one...really put a smile on my face today!
Blessings...
Judy
"Country Girl at Heart"... |
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cgonyer
True Blue Farmgirl
220 Posts
Cindy
Petersburg
MI
USA
220 Posts |
Posted - May 05 2010 : 3:19:47 PM
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Funny! Thanks for posting.
~Cindy
Farmgirl #1273 |
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Prairie Princess
True Blue Farmgirl
1075 Posts
Jodi
Washington
USA
1075 Posts |
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knittinchick
True Blue Farmgirl
1854 Posts
Megan
Wisconsin
1854 Posts |
Posted - May 05 2010 : 6:58:57 PM
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Cute! This made me lol! Thanks Channah!
God's Blessings,
Megan aka Loretta Rae
At heart, I am both a sassy city girl and a down-home country gal. |
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natesgirl
True Blue Farmgirl
1735 Posts
angela
martinsville
indiana
USA
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Posted - May 05 2010 : 10:03:34 PM
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That is funny! I've sent it to everyone I could think to send it to! LOL!
Farmgirl Sister #1438
God - Gardening - Family - Is anything else important? |
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miss kris
True Blue Farmgirl
118 Posts
kris
mi
USA
118 Posts |
Posted - May 06 2010 : 08:41:45 AM
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I loved it!!!! And I need a laugh!! Thanks Channah! Kris : )
For I know the plans I have for you...Jer.29:11 |
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patchworkpeace
True Blue Farmgirl
478 Posts
Judy
Jackson
Michigan
USA
478 Posts |
Posted - May 06 2010 : 11:21:11 AM
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Hehe! Cute.
Success is measured not by the position one reaches but by the obstacles one has to overcome to reach it. Booker T. Washington |
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maggie14
True Blue Farmgirl
6784 Posts
Hannah
Washington
USA
6784 Posts |
Posted - May 06 2010 : 11:35:53 AM
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Ok I found some more church bloopers! I just love these things! And farmgirls, these are not ment to offended anyone. These are just mistakes that chruch women made. Enjoy!
Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch.
If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check and drip in the collection basket.
Nov. 11: An evening of boweling at Lincoln Country Club.
Women's Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will give the medication.
Karen's beautiful solo: "It is Well With My Solo."
Congratulations to Tim and Ronda on the birth of their daughter October 12 thru 17.
If you choose to heave during the Postlude, please do so quietly.
We are grateful for the help of those who cleaned up the grounds around the church building and the rector.
Hymn: "I Love Thee My Ford."
Sign-up sheet for anyone wishing to be water baptized on the table in the foyer.
Newsletters are not being sent to absentees because of their weight.
Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.
The Advent Retreat will be held in the lover level of St. Mary's Cathedral.
The District Duperintendent will be meeting with the church boared.
As soon as the weather clears up, the men will have a goof outing.
Fifth Sinday is Lent.
Thank you, dead friends.
Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.
Lent is a period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.
Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.
For the word of God is quick and powerful...piercing even to the dividing asunder of soup and spirit.
Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peach to men.
Definition: Persons who are shut-in during bath weather.
Bring one dozen coolies wrapped for Christmas.
The lovers in the exhaust fan are not working.
Volunteers are needed to spit up food.
Head Deacon and Dead Deaconess
We pray that our people will jumble themselves.
Hugs!!
Channah
Farmgirl sister #1219
Just a small town country girl trying to live her dreams. :) |
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sherrye
True Blue Farmgirl
3775 Posts
sherry
bend in the high desert
oregon
USA
3775 Posts |
Posted - May 06 2010 : 12:07:52 PM
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oh help me please. i am laughing out loud. my yorkie is looking at me like i lost my mind. very good channah lol over again. gonna look tomorrow you started something now. happy days sherrye
the learn as we go silk purse farm
farmgirl #1014
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maggie14
True Blue Farmgirl
6784 Posts
Hannah
Washington
USA
6784 Posts |
Posted - May 06 2010 : 12:20:09 PM
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It sure was a good thing I was alone when I first read them Sherry. I was laughing so hard I almost wet my pants. lol
Glad you all liked them.
Hugs,
Channah
Farmgirl sister #1219
Just a small town country girl trying to live her dreams. :) |
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Cowgirl Cocinera
True Blue Farmgirl
105 Posts
Dana
Chelsea
OK
USA
105 Posts |
Posted - May 06 2010 : 5:47:36 PM
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Thanks for sharing with us Channah. Those were great!
Cowgirl cookin' makes you good lookin' |
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ddmashayekhi
True Blue Farmgirl
4822 Posts
Dawn
Naperville
Illinois
USA
4822 Posts |
Posted - May 07 2010 : 07:29:19 AM
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That was very cute Channah! Thanks for the laugh!
Dawn in IL |
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maggie14
True Blue Farmgirl
6784 Posts
Hannah
Washington
USA
6784 Posts |
Posted - May 07 2010 : 07:57:53 AM
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Here is another joke that I thought was kinda funny. lol
Bedside Manners
Susie's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months. Things looked grim, but she was by his bedside every single day. One day as he slipped back into consciousness, he motioned for her to come close to him. She pulled the chair close to the bed and leaned her ear close to be able to hear him.
"You know" he whispered, his eyes filling with tears, "you have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you stuck right beside me. When my business went under, there you were. When we lost the house, you were there. When I got shot, you stuck with me. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. "And you know what?"
"What, dear?" she asked gently, smiling to herself.
"I think you're bad luck."
Hugs!
Channah
Farmgirl sister #1219
Just a small town country girl trying to live her dreams. :) |
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sw80689
True Blue Farmgirl
207 Posts
Sharon
Papillion
Nebraska
USA
207 Posts |
Posted - May 07 2010 : 2:42:09 PM
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Oh my gosh, Channah, my sides are hurting my laughing:) Laughter is the best medicine after a long week. Thanks for sharing these! The church bloopers are a hoot! I have seen some funny ones, too!!
Hugs,
Sharon
Farmgirl Sister #1393
*We are all angels with one wing, the only way to fly, therefore is to embrace one another* |
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sherrye
True Blue Farmgirl
3775 Posts
sherry
bend in the high desert
oregon
USA
3775 Posts |
Posted - May 07 2010 : 4:33:16 PM
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ya yipee, i am tired and now i have had my laugh. FEELS GOOD thanks channah happy days sherrye
the learn as we go silk purse farm
farmgirl #1014
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maggie14
True Blue Farmgirl
6784 Posts
Hannah
Washington
USA
6784 Posts |
Posted - May 07 2010 : 6:31:09 PM
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You know, it just makes my day knowing I made someone laugh. Thank you ladies for reading the jokes I post and for making my day!
Hugs!
Channah
Farmgirl sister #1219
Just a small town country girl trying to live her dreams. :) |
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knittinchick
True Blue Farmgirl
1854 Posts
Megan
Wisconsin
1854 Posts |
Posted - May 08 2010 : 12:12:05 PM
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That is one good joke Channah! I'll have to tell that to my grandparents! My grandpa will sure have something to say about that one.
God's Blessings,
Megan aka Loretta Rae
At heart, I am both a sassy city girl and a down-home country gal. |
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maggie14
True Blue Farmgirl
6784 Posts
Hannah
Washington
USA
6784 Posts |
Posted - May 08 2010 : 4:36:54 PM
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ok here is todays joke. lol I thought it was funny.
Thanksgiving Practical Joke
Last Thanksgiving, my mom decided to play a trick on my sister (who's blonde). To get her out of the house, she convinced her that we needed more half and half for the coffee.
While my sister was out, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, then put it inside the turkey, packing stuffing all around it. She then put the turkey back in the oven.
When everything was ready, my sister took the turkey out of the oven and began to remove the stuffing. When she felt something, she reached in and pulled out the Cornish hen.
Pretending to be shocked, by mother exclaimed, "Patti, you've cooked a pregnant turkey!"
My sister began to cry and was inconsolable. It took us half an hour to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
Hugs,
Channah
Farmgirl sister #1219
Just a small town country girl trying to live her dreams. :) |
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knittinchick
True Blue Farmgirl
1854 Posts
Megan
Wisconsin
1854 Posts |
Posted - May 09 2010 : 10:52:08 AM
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That's cute Channah! I enjoy these jokes! Thanks for bringing a little laugh into our days!
God's Blessings,
Megan aka Loretta Rae
At heart, I am both a sassy city girl and a down-home country gal. |
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sherrye
True Blue Farmgirl
3775 Posts
sherry
bend in the high desert
oregon
USA
3775 Posts |
Posted - May 09 2010 : 11:05:44 AM
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thanks channah sherrye
the learn as we go silk purse farm
farmgirl #1014
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maggie14
True Blue Farmgirl
6784 Posts
Hannah
Washington
USA
6784 Posts |
Posted - May 13 2010 : 7:31:40 PM
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I am so sorry ladies that I have not posted any jokes. :( Been super busy! Here is todays joke!
Stairway to Heaven
A redhead, brunette and blonde were on their way to Heaven.
God told them the stairway to Heaven was 1000 steps, and on every 5th step He’d tell them a joke. But, they must not laugh or else they couldn’t enter heaven.
The brunette went first and started laughing on the 65th step, so she could not enter Heaven.
The redhead went next and started laughing on the 320th step, so she could not enter Heaven either.
Then, it was the blonde’s turn. When she got to the 999th step, she started laughing.
“Why are you laughing?” God asked. “I didn’t tell a joke.”
“I know,” the blonde replied. “I just got the first one.”
Hugs,
Channah
Farmgirl sister #1219
Just a small town country girl trying to live her dreams. :) |
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knittinchick
True Blue Farmgirl
1854 Posts
Megan
Wisconsin
1854 Posts |
Posted - May 13 2010 : 7:48:30 PM
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That's a good one Channah! Blonde jokes are always funny, but sometimes not very nice! But this one is funny!
God's Blessings,
Megan aka Loretta Rae
At heart, I am both a sassy city girl and a down-home country gal. |
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Across the Fence: Channah's good clean joke of the day. |
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