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Luzy
True Blue Farmgirl

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Luanne
Pueblo Colorado
USA
922 Posts
Posted - Jan 03 2006 :  10:48:10 AM  Show Profile
Howdy! I received this in a Christmas card and thought I'd pass it along.

Technology for Farmgirls and or for the not so modern person:

1. LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter.

2. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.

3. MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove.

4. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood offin the truk.

5. MEGA HERTZ: When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.

6. FLOPPY DISK: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.

7. RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood.

8. HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter.

9. PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't.

10. WINDOWS: Whut to shut when it's cold outside.

11. SCREEN: Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season.

12. BYTE: Whut them flys do.

13. CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.

14. MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the chip bag.

15. MODEM: Whut cha did to the hay fields.

16. DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife.

17. LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.

18. KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang yer keys.

19. SOFTWARE: Them plastic forks and knifs.

20. MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn.

21. MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.

22. PORT: Fancy flatlander wine.

23: ENTER: Northerner talk fer "C"mon in y"all".

24: RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: Wen ya cain't member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.

25: MOUSE PAD: That's hippie talk fer the rat hole.



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May I always be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.

CabinCreek-Kentucky
True Blue Farmgirl

8529 Posts

Frannie
Green County Kentucky
USA
8529 Posts
Posted - Jan 03 2006 :  11:21:35 AM  Show Profile
luzy .. this is a scream .. i'm gonna' pass it on to my other friends .. both city and country 'mice' .. and nawtherners, southerners, flat-landers and those hippie types that live in californy! thanks for the giggle!

True Friends, Frannie
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quilt8305
True Blue Farmgirl

409 Posts

Mary
Spokane WA
USA
409 Posts
Posted - Jan 03 2006 :  2:12:29 PM  Show Profile
Too funny I too will pass it on to a few friends.

Mary

The great use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it. Wm. James
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LadyCrystal
True Blue Farmgirl

593 Posts

Alicia
Rhode Island
USA
593 Posts
Posted - Jan 03 2006 :  2:38:38 PM  Show Profile
My favorite one is the Micro chip because everyone in my family still put the bag back only those tiny bits left.They all are too funny!
Alicia

http://fromcitytocountrygirl.blogspot.com/
follow your dreams
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Luzy
True Blue Farmgirl

922 Posts

Luanne
Pueblo Colorado
USA
922 Posts
Posted - Jan 03 2006 :  3:16:30 PM  Show Profile
Glad to hear that you are getting a giggle or two from the techno list. I guess it's been around for awhile, but everyone needs a little laugh once in awhile! Pals, Luzy

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May I always be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.
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cajungal
True Blue Farmgirl

2349 Posts

Catherine Farmgirl Sister #76
Houston Area Texas
2349 Posts
Posted - Jan 03 2006 :  3:56:39 PM  Show Profile
Luzy! Too cute! I'm printin'em out for my hubby to read tonight. What would Laura Ingalls think off our vocabulary today?
Thanks for the chuckles.

Blessings
Catherine

One of the best compliments from one of my daughters: "Moma, you smell good...like dirt."
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westfork woman
True Blue Farmgirl

554 Posts

Kennie Lyn
Emmett Idaho
USA
554 Posts
Posted - Jan 04 2006 :  09:25:25 AM  Show Profile
That is funny. Thanks for the laugh.

Greetings from the morning side of the hill.
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manda
Farmgirl in Training

49 Posts

amanda
corralitos cA
USA
49 Posts
Posted - Jan 04 2006 :  9:50:53 PM  Show Profile
That was Heelarious!! I have to send that to a few friends. Thanks for sharing.
Manda
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