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Barnyard Buddies:  non-sensical farm animal names  |
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Prairie Princess
True Blue Farmgirl
1075 Posts
Jodi
Washington
USA
1075 Posts |
 Posted - Jan 11 2009 : 7:57:03 PM
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Let's see...the more ""funny"" names I've bestowed upon my pets were the ones from my childhood. We had a parakeets named Chatterbox, Fluffy, and Lettuce, and a cat named...Meow Cat. 
My current menagerie consists of four felines named Oliver, Dali, Lucy, and Elliot, and a half-Arab named Huckleberry Honey. 
~Jodi
"Women are like teabags...you never know how strong they are until they get into hot water." Eleanor Roosevelt |
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Prairie Princess
True Blue Farmgirl
1075 Posts
Jodi
Washington
USA
1075 Posts |
Posted - Jan 11 2009 : 7:58:07 PM
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Oh, the lady that lived behind us growing up had two dogs named Pineapple....lol.
~Jodi
"Women are like teabags...you never know how strong they are until they get into hot water." Eleanor Roosevelt |
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shepherdgirl
True Blue Farmgirl
1008 Posts
Tracy
California
USA
1008 Posts |
Posted - Jan 12 2009 : 09:34:09 AM
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I have SOOOOO many animals-- 19 goats, 26 sheep (unless I miscounted!) 5 dogs, 11 cats, 1 pot belly pig, 4 horses, a goose, 6 (or is it 7?) ducks and gobs of chickens!! Really too many to name, but I'll give you some anyway--
The Chihuahuas are named "Kangaroo-Jack" (aka: Jack-Jack or Kangaroo-Boy), "Roberta Marley" (aka: Marley-Boo, Marley-Barley or Blind dog (because she pretty much is!!) and "Stitch" (from "Lilo & Stitch"-- aka: Snitchy or Mr. Snitch). The OTHER dogs are Sherman the Lab (aka: Squirmy Shermy or Squirman) and my beloved LGD Eli (aka: Mr. Handsome)
The Cats are named "Butch" & "Sundance" (Sunny), Sylvia (she's a BRUTE!!), Max & Lucy (named after characters in the movie "Lost Boys"), Big Sug (from "Larry the Cable Guy; Health inspector"), Scarlett O'Hairball (aka: Snarly Puss), JigglyPuff (aka: Wiggly Poof), Jade, Roxanne (aka: Moon face, Moon Pie or Chubby-Wubby -- depending on WHO in the family is talking to her!) and last but not least-- Lieutenant Dan the crippled wonder kitty. He just goes by "Dan."
The Horses
Johnnie "Walker" Red (aka: Bocker Noodles), Isabeau (aka: Izzy or Izza-blow), Destiny (Dez or Dezi) and Sierra (aka: Cc or Pitiful Pearl-- depending on her attitude)
The goats are too numerous to name, as are the sheep, and the cows are still GETTING their names since we haven't had them for very long. So far we only have a "Gertrude" (Gerty), Charlotte (Charley), Curly Sue, AnnaBelle and..... I think that's it so far. The other 4 have yet to be named.
We've had lots of animals over the years with funny names-- A Hound named "Ducky," a cat named "Mugs" and another named "Scooby," among many others. I just pick names that fit the animals' personality. Although, I do have to admit that I have one wether lamb that STILL does not have a name-- but his half siblings are "Annie" and "George-Herbert-Walker-Bush-JUNIOR!" (aka: just plain ol' George. My 13yr old son INSISTED he be named that!!! Guess we ran out of names for his brother!!! Lol!!) Come Spring though, there will be MORE lambs, kids and a new little CALF to name!!
Oh, and a FEW of the chickens have names: there's "Pricilla" (she has a hairdo like Elvis!) "Phylis" (like Phylis Diller-- she's an Americauna/Frizzle Cochin mix and looks like a Demented Feather duster!) Rodney the rooster, Dolly (who's actually a rooster. A friend named him after Dolly Parton BEFORE we knew "She" was actually a "HE!"), Bonnie Blue Bird (a tiny Dutch Bantam) and I think that's all the birds I named. The rest are just called "Chick-chick" and/or names I can't repeat here (LOL!!!!)
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. ~~ George Carlin |
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marcy jo
True Blue Farmgirl
453 Posts
Marcy
Wawaka
Indiana
USA
453 Posts |
Posted - Jan 12 2009 : 10:03:24 AM
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These names are great! Its so neat to see what everyone names their critters!!! I did forget that we used to have a cat named Damn Cat..because that damn cat got into everything!! The kids had fun telling their teachers when they were little!! And when we have hogs we will name them Miss Piggy and Boss Hog!!
Marcy #257
When I stand before God at the end of my life I hope that I would not have a bit of talent left and could say “I used everything You gave me”.(erma bombeck) |
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shepherdgirl
True Blue Farmgirl
1008 Posts
Tracy
California
USA
1008 Posts |
Posted - Jan 12 2009 : 10:35:29 AM
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Oh! A dear friend of mine has the FUNNIEST names for her aniamls too! She has a neutered male cat named "Gary" (from "Sponge Bob") that LOOOOVES Cucumbers! "Mrs. Stevens", "Mr. Whiskers," "Lem and Clem," "Waders," "Yammika (sp?) Kitty" ('cause he's all white with just a gray tabby patch on his head that looks like one of those little Jewish beanies). She named her ducks "Lightning McQueen" and..... (shoot, I forgot the other ones name!) her Goose was called "Ming-Ming." They had a goat named "Felix" and their two Angus Heifers are called "Thelma & Louise" -- unfortunately, they will soon be butchered!
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. ~~ George Carlin |
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farmmommy
True Blue Farmgirl
500 Posts
Kelley
Texas
USA
500 Posts |
Posted - Jan 12 2009 : 10:56:47 AM
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| Growing Up our two Redbones were Jake and Hambone....We now have choc lab named Shoney Bologna black lab named Poochie, a basset who just showed up recently that I have yet to find a home for (hint hint) named Yelta Yardstick, because of course she is 3 ft long!! A cat named Flicka of course the famous Mildred McGobbleSticks Turkey and our flock of chickens that unfortunatley is down to only 2 is Fred and Speckles |
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sherone_13
True Blue Farmgirl
2460 Posts
Sherone
Evanston
WY
USA
2460 Posts |
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Mag
True Blue Farmgirl
144 Posts
Margaret
Mount Vernon
OH
USA
144 Posts |
Posted - Jan 12 2009 : 1:51:48 PM
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| I was told I have issues when I named my 2 chickens Lizzie and Bonny after they successfully killed off one of their competitors in transit from one farm to another. They weren't very old but still, what killers! Our rooster is Blondie from the movie "A fist full of dollars". We also have a white rabbit named Lucky. She was found by a friend and is "lucky" that we took her in. |
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Keeper of the Past
True Blue Farmgirl
925 Posts
Sarita
Battle Creek
Michigan
USA
925 Posts |
Posted - Jan 13 2009 : 11:07:22 AM
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We never sit down and say, "Ok, that ewe is going to be Sally". While we out in the barn or pasture with the animals...the names just happen. A white bottle calf just got called Sugar,she has had all boys...they get no names cause I can not sell something that I named! then a black bottle calf became Rasberry (she moved her tongue and looked like she was giving us rasberries), her calves are all girls and they are Blackberry, DewBerry, ...dingleberry next! Hehe
I think of the ewes like old Victorian Ladies....Miss Molly, Miss Patch, Miss Aliza
One of my prettiest Corriedale ewes is white and her name is Miss Dolly and her daughter just happens to be Dolly Baby.
The shetland sheep have their own personalitys..Itsy, Bitsy, Lizzy, Tizzy, Tazzy, they all pretty much rhythm. Lizzy had a lamb named Isabel that had a lamb named Belle.
We had a little ram that acted like the Fonzy on Happy Days...so we named him Fonzy.
We named my husband's little Wirehair Border Terrior, Einstein...we wanted him to live up to his name! He is pretty smart at some things!
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stacyluu
Farmgirl in Training
24 Posts
stacy
tuttle
oklahoma
USA
24 Posts |
Posted - Jan 13 2009 : 8:10:17 PM
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| wow gals.....you have so many fantastically weird names for critters...i love them ALL!!!! thank you so much for sharing....i am going to use so many of these names! (p.s. my friend has had cats all her life and they are all named Elvis or Priscilla...i think she is on Elvis #14 now?) |
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Kangaroo Kate
True Blue Farmgirl
253 Posts
Teresa
Red Oak
Texas
USA
253 Posts |
Posted - Jan 15 2009 : 9:22:57 PM
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I have laughed myself silly reading a bunch of these!
lets see here I can contribute a few. I have a fantastic turkey
named "Dobie" short for doberman watchdog..he is on top of everything goin on! Jacob and Isaac the two sheep boys. Got a fainting goat named "slowmo" he earns it.ha ha Daisy duck and my son insisted of course we name her husband donald! Have "Mr Fluffy Toes" a huge totally hormonal furr ball of a rabbit.. ha "Samson" and "goliath"
two flemmish giant rabbits. For some reason my ponies end up with indian names. cherokee, cheyenee, spirit. My mini donkey is "Onie"
Llamas are Tekoa, Moses, Chewbaka (this one is always holding food stored in his cheek like a chipmunk..ha ) Wallabies,,Pippi, Lilly,
Sydney, Bindi, Keera, Minya, and Buddy.
IT is fun to see what others name thier animals. it can sure be a
challenge sometimes!!
one of my best I think was "whizzer" a patagonian cavy i used to have he would wet on everyone when he was little.. ha ha he earned his name! ha ha it just stuck. ha ha He was a real trip! miss that boy.
ANd a old favorite was "Old Red" the cow I grew up with.. was my best friend as a child. she lived to a ripe old age of around her mid 30's. I still have her cow bell.. hangs on my kitchen wall.
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LisaTwo
True Blue Farmgirl
127 Posts
Lisa
Hampden
Maine
USA
127 Posts |
Posted - Jan 16 2009 : 6:27:01 PM
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I have two goats named Jerry Oberhasli and Ben Nubian and a pig named Steve. One black australorp rooster who was sold to me out of the back of the trunk of a car as a laying hen (long story) whose name is Rosie. One white silkie rooster named Dear Charles. Three mutt hens (? or roosters-they are weird looking) named Ellen, Oprah and Tyra and one RI red hen named well, Red and 24 teenage baby chickens in the basement named "The baby chickens" and a cat named Precious. Everyone else in the house is called either "Dear" or "You Doofus LaRue" depending on how they are behaving at that particular time.
Aren't we clever?
Smiles,
Lisa
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Bluewrenn
True Blue Farmgirl
1122 Posts
Erin
Texas
USA
1122 Posts |
Posted - Jan 19 2009 : 2:51:06 PM
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I have to say that Spray Paint and Thumb Tack are my favorites so far!
We have lots of animals at the moment: 30 bunnies, 13 goats, 3 dogs and 10 cats...
Most interesting bunny names - Tristan and Iseult, Ghillie, Spot, Sage and Basil
Most intersting goat names - Laird, Annie Laurie, Gabrielle and Juliette
Dog Names - Lucky, Red and Pretty. Lost Brindi and Harry Potter.
Funniest Cat names: Bob, Birdie, Harley and Charlie
Had some funny names for pets in the past - Flea (cat), Harriet (Hamster), Grandma (dog)
Sure was fun yelling out the door to Grandma - "Hey, grandma! Finished doing your business yet? Hurry up and pee - it's cold out here!" Always brought a neighbor to the window!
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RuralSuburbia
True Blue Farmgirl
251 Posts
Leslie
Northern CA
USA
251 Posts |
Posted - Jan 19 2009 : 5:17:39 PM
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OMG Erin, that's funny about 'Grandma', lol!
*I've got stars in my eyes and exactly $1 in my pocket!* |
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LisaTwo
True Blue Farmgirl
127 Posts
Lisa
Hampden
Maine
USA
127 Posts |
Posted - Jan 20 2009 : 6:14:21 PM
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Ahhh, I love the Grandma too! We used to have a big old golden retriever named Chet. I have a very high pitched voice. Well, in a very high pitched voice, yell CHET, and see what it sounds like. Every night picture me yelling THAT out the door, good thing we don't have many neighbors!
Imagining a place that's always safe and warm...Come in she said I'll give ya shelter from the storm. Dylan |
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Amie C.
True Blue Farmgirl
2099 Posts
Finger Lakes Region
NY
2099 Posts |
Posted - Jan 20 2009 : 6:58:56 PM
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If you're ever stuck for a middle name, just tack on "Marie". It goes with everything. My parents liked it so much that we had two sisters and a cat with that middle name.
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Alpaca Farmgirl
True Blue Farmgirl
59 Posts
Katy
Fairhope
AL
USA
59 Posts |
Posted - Jan 21 2009 : 07:39:46 AM
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I once knew a boy whose dog was "Poochy Momma Dog"
and a human girl named "Porkchop". Go figure.
Katy
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farmprincess
Farmgirl in Training
16 Posts
Crystal
Abbotsford
British Columbia
Canada
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Posted - Jan 21 2009 : 2:01:14 PM
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I always got to help name the animals on our hobby farm with the understanding that they would one day end up in the freezer. I didn't have a problem with that, in fact one calf i named Veal Cutlet and we had 2 pigs Shake and Bake. One of my puppies i named Mam cause sher was the first to bark, kinda like "yes maam". What can i say i was like 10. I had 2 little arcona hens Henny and Penny. Another puppy i named Cupcake cause he was twice the size of the rest and very round.The runt of that litter i called Tiny Tina. I had a fuzzy black kitten with really rounded ears and called him Bear. Now alli have is a blue Beta fish as i am in town and renting, his name is Indigo.
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farmmom22
True Blue Farmgirl
616 Posts
Tammy
Scottsville
KY
USA
616 Posts |
Posted - Jan 23 2009 : 2:18:35 PM
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I think we have to give our animals cute names because they are just so lovable. We tend to name our animals after food. Usually sweet stuff! Or give matching names like our guinea hens are Polly & Dolly, our new puppies are Max & Molly, and the goats are Hershey(buck), Buttercup, Bambi, Jezzabel, Hannah Montana and Brownie which are all does. Cats are Vanilla, Sugar and Callie(she's a calico) and can't forget our two other dogs Lily and Tiki(already named when we got them, they were rescue pets). We are crazy over some animals!
Best farm wishes |
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harmonyfarm
True Blue Farmgirl
785 Posts
Debbie
Southeastern
Ohio
USA
785 Posts |
Posted - Feb 04 2009 : 1:26:59 PM
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When I first met my husband he had a Heifer named "Wild Ass"...it fit!
Debbie
"If you can't find the time to do it right...how will you find the time to do it over" |
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5 acre Farmgirl
True Blue Farmgirl
1007 Posts
~~~*Terri*~~~
WA.
USA
1007 Posts |
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jumpingjuliet
True Blue Farmgirl
146 Posts
becky
oroville
CA
USA
146 Posts |
Posted - Feb 05 2009 : 12:31:58 PM
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Let me blow your minds with this list:
Cats: Mouse, Cheeseypoo, L'il Guy, Miss Kitty, Petunia, Bibbers, Bubbles, Squeakers, Possum, Blossum, Mr. T( He has a black mohawk), Daisy, turtle, Penelope Chatsworth Fitzwiggins, her bro Filbert McCracken Fitzwiggins, their mom Old Mrs. Fitzwiggins, snuggles, Cuddles, General Fluffenstuff, Mr. K.C. Mouserpuss(K for kitty C for Cat Mister for short), Wiener, Frankin P. Fitzwiggins, Rupert who was a girl died in a windstorm, Sparky The Gay Cat, and Poke E. Dot.
Dogs: Molly O'Brien, Black eyed Susie(dalmatian with a black eye)passed away at 19 1/2 years old.
Cattle over the years some years have themes: Pheobe,Sweety, Darling, Bill and Monica, Punky Brewster, Margot, Hemmi, Jellybean, snickers, gumdrop, gummy bear, taffy, dot, fancy, Lula Belle, Lucky Lucy, Sugar Pie and Honeybunch, Johnny Angel, The wanderer, I have found it is unwise to name cattle after Mad TV characters they are usually weird. Stewart, Lorraine, Mrs. Swan not a good Idea.
Had a rabbit I got from a guy who said he used him as a buck for breeding, named him Herbert. Herbert got best of show buck at the fair. THe next year the rabbit people at the fair told me Herby was a girl. She won Best of show Doe. The next year they said she was a he again. Won Best of show Buck again. # months later Herby had babies. Unless Herby had both parts I would say there is the proof in the pudding that she was a girl. That rabbit must have been confused.Other bunnies named Boo, Bunbun, Mickey and Minnie and Molly.
Goat named Yum Yum. Its a family name she is named after her grandmother. My cousin named her when she was just 2. When she sucked on her bottle she hummed and Bobbi thought she was saying Yum Yum,
Horses over the years: Sparkey, Cozy Nuk Chore Girl, Key Beau, Baby (AKA Strawberry Shortcake), Dynamite, Appy, Ralphy, El Paso Jr., Donkey named Elyjah.
Had pigs as a kid: Lacey, Tabitha, Pepsi
My brain hurts I can't think of anymore.
Toodles,
Becky
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jumpingjuliet
True Blue Farmgirl
146 Posts
becky
oroville
CA
USA
146 Posts |
Posted - Feb 05 2009 : 12:37:52 PM
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A friend of mine had a dog named PJ Groundhog Wistlepig... He honestly looked like a groundhog.
Toodles,
Becky
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Farmgirl #429
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jumpingjuliet
True Blue Farmgirl
146 Posts
becky
oroville
CA
USA
146 Posts |
Posted - Feb 05 2009 : 12:59:08 PM
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Oh yah.. We had a cow named slick because she was mauled by a rottweiler when she was a calf. She had no ears. She came with the herd when we bought the place. She was a mean old thing. Well she can;t hear so when she moos she screeches. Well all of her calves learned from her and they all screech and so do her grandbabies and great grandbabies. We can always tell if it somehow ties to her. What is funny is a bull that sqeaks. He sounds sooooo wimpy.
Toodles,
Becky
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mmartz
Farmgirl in Training
10 Posts
Melissa
Frostburg
MD
USA
10 Posts |
Posted - Feb 05 2009 : 7:25:22 PM
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Hmm... Farm animal names...
Here goes...
Horses: Magpie, Mimi, Maya, Joe, Taxi Bart (Born on Tax Day - april 15, my youngest son calls him Bart - this little gelding is going to get a complex being called two different names LOL)
Chickens... all chickens are chick,chick chick to me, but again my youngest has one called Little Buddy
Pigs: Bacon and Sausage, Turbo Diesel and Cummins (named by my bacon-lovin, Dodge Ram lovin son)
Goats: Ms. Puffy, Light, Lights Baby, Chocolate, AshLeigh Blue, Zoe, Buttercup, Oreo, Oprah, Gorgio (named by my youngest son because it rhymes with OREO), Mini OREO (but one of my 4-Hers calls him Alan after her Dad LOL) Buttercream, Brownie, Paint Bucket, Susie (that was the lady I bought her from)
We too pull out the baby books when naming animals... I love those creative folks who have a whole line of like names - Whiskey, bourbon, rum, etc... Things just sort of get a name around here based upon what's going on... We had a buck named Annapolis because he was born the day my son and I were on a field trip to Annapolis, Taxi bart was on April 15, Mena-Mina was born the day a local mine collapsed, Maya was born on Cinco de Mayo,
Missy
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Barnyard Buddies: non-sensical farm animal names |
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non-sensical farm animal names
