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miss wilma
True Blue Farmgirl
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Wilma
Knob Lick
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KYgurlsrbest
True Blue Farmgirl
4853 Posts
Jonni
Elsmere
Kentucky
USA
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 Posted - Dec 19 2007 : 12:14:19 PM
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Let's see....I know I have some from when I was little, but most recently, I embarrassed the heck out of myself trying to be super cool, and "let THAT be a lesson to me!!!" My boss is the Master Commissioner here in the county, and he has a staff of ladies who just think I'm the livin' end. They call me with all kinds of common sense questions, office supply questions, computer questions, whatever, and tell me that my boss just thinks I hung the moon. So, I'm feeling pretty smart and sassy, and one day, late in the afternoon, my boss gets taken to the ER and we don't hear from his family until well into the evening. He was being kept in the hospital, so he asked me to "take care of things" for him at the Master's office. So, I dressed up in my finest and walked in the pouring rain to the courthouse, and prepared myself for a full day of being the "go to person", and to make my boss proud. I rode up in the elevator, rounded the corner in the freshly waxed hallway and BOOM, fell into fully on gymnast splits right there in front of the open door of the Master Commissioner's office and the 3 ladies who now know, I'm really just a huge dork 
I didn't even tell my husband about it my face was so red for days!!!
Farmgirl Sister #80, thanks to a very special farmgirl from the Bluegrass..."She was built like a watch, a study in balance ... with a neck and head so refined, like a drawing by DaVinci"...
NY Newsday sportswriter Bill Nack describing filly, Ruffian.
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jpbluesky
True Blue Farmgirl
6066 Posts
Jeannie
Florida
USA
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Posted - Dec 19 2007 : 1:31:38 PM
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Jonni - lol.....now those ladies know that not only did you hang the moon, but you pretty near showed one too!!! And they are probably envious that you can still do the splits. I know I am!
Farmgirl Sister # 31
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miss wilma
True Blue Farmgirl
3410 Posts
Wilma
Knob Lick
Ky
USA
3410 Posts |
Posted - Dec 19 2007 : 4:00:37 PM
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Jonni was you a cheer leader for the wild cats ? WG
I am a farm girl married to a sewing machine
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miss wilma
True Blue Farmgirl
3410 Posts
Wilma
Knob Lick
Ky
USA
3410 Posts |
Posted - Dec 19 2007 : 5:44:23 PM
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Okay girls now I planted my potatoes right on the correct moon signs, they had just got right for little new potatoes. Sterl looked down at the garden and there was 50 head of our neighbors cows running in the garden and tobacco field. By the time we got them out they had completely destroyed our garden and part of the tobacco , now you can believe I was more than a little teched My potatoes were ruined what they hadnt stomped up they had pooped all over So I believe in doing the legal thing so I called the co attorney sure enough since this had happened before I had a right to shoot them . Well I proceeded to shoot the blame cows but Sterl talked me out of it so I called to see about insurance ,but the neighbor had none he did promise to pay for the damage. This went on for about two weeks and I hadnt cooled off one bit. then we were out in the yard and here he came over the hill, So sterl went out and stopped him guess what he paid sterl with 2 loads of chicken poop wg
I am a farm girl married to a sewing machine
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miss wilma
True Blue Farmgirl
3410 Posts
Wilma
Knob Lick
Ky
USA
3410 Posts |
Posted - Dec 21 2007 : 10:42:50 AM
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Girls I went back to walmart today after leaving there I sure could stand a good laugh Miss wilma
I am a farm girl married to a sewing machine
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KYgurlsrbest
True Blue Farmgirl
4853 Posts
Jonni
Elsmere
Kentucky
USA
4853 Posts |
Posted - Dec 21 2007 : 10:48:27 AM
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Nope, Miss Wilma, but I was a ballerina...glad to know the flexibility is still in my body, if not in my ego!!!
Farmgirl Sister #80, thanks to a very special farmgirl from the Bluegrass..."She was built like a watch, a study in balance ... with a neck and head so refined, like a drawing by DaVinci"...
NY Newsday sportswriter Bill Nack describing filly, Ruffian.
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miss wilma
True Blue Farmgirl
3410 Posts
Wilma
Knob Lick
Ky
USA
3410 Posts |
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miss wilma
True Blue Farmgirl
3410 Posts
Wilma
Knob Lick
Ky
USA
3410 Posts |
Posted - Dec 22 2007 : 12:17:02 PM
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Jeannie you are one funny girl Miss Wilma
I am a farm girl married to a sewing machine
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jpbluesky
True Blue Farmgirl
6066 Posts
Jeannie
Florida
USA
6066 Posts |
Posted - Dec 22 2007 : 12:54:41 PM
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Right back at ya, Miss Wilma.
Here is another one, if I can retell it sufficiently. My aunt Eileen, who could tell this real good (now gone to greater glory), always came to see my grandma, who lived with us for many years when I was a child. One day, she was bringing a new bedpan to us for her. Aunt Eileen lived in a small town 20 miles south of us, and she was speeding down the highway. She had to go really bad, and there was nowhere to stop unless she went into the corn fields, which is not very private. So she pulled over, and made use of the bedpan. Just as she got it positioned, and was sitting in the drivers seat feeling relief, there was a knock on her window. There was a highway patrolman! She rolled down her window, and he said, "Is everthing okay ma'am?" She said, "Yes officer, things are getting better every second!" Thankfully, he just tipped his hat and went back to his car!!!
Farmgirl Sister # 31
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miss wilma
True Blue Farmgirl
3410 Posts
Wilma
Knob Lick
Ky
USA
3410 Posts |
Posted - Dec 22 2007 : 12:59:55 PM
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Oh girl you crack me up, I felt so bad today and I have just got my dose of medicine. wg
I am a farm girl married to a sewing machine
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jpbluesky
True Blue Farmgirl
6066 Posts
Jeannie
Florida
USA
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Posted - Dec 22 2007 : 1:40:25 PM
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Hope you feel better all around, not just because of a laugh, but because you deserve to feel good! :)
Farmgirl Sister # 31
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