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miss wilma
True Blue Farmgirl
3410 Posts
Wilma
Knob Lick
Ky
USA
3410 Posts |
 Posted - Dec 13 2007 : 12:24:15 PM
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I just got back from Walmart after I just had my wallet emptied I had to come back out side to dismal grey drizzly weather, now I need something to brighten things up. How about some of you girls telling me the funniest thing you can think of that has happened in your life now remember I really am wanting to laugh Miss Wilma
I am a farm girl married to a sewing machine
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Nancy Gartenman
True Blue Farmgirl
9093 Posts
Nancy
West Seneca
New York
USA
9093 Posts |
Posted - Dec 13 2007 : 12:33:12 PM
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Well now Miss Wilma, that would take a book. But I do remember one that was cute. My oldest son, when he was about three years old came into my bedroom when I was getting dressed. I only had on a bra and panties. He wanted to know why my tee shirt was so short.
NANCY JO
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miss wilma
True Blue Farmgirl
3410 Posts
Wilma
Knob Lick
Ky
USA
3410 Posts |
Posted - Dec 13 2007 : 12:45:37 PM
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Oh Nancy I knew someone would make me laugh thankyuooooooo wg
I am a farm girl married to a sewing machine
http://misswilma.blogspot.com/ |
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Beemoosie
True Blue Farmgirl
2077 Posts
Bonnie
New York
USA
2077 Posts |
Posted - Dec 13 2007 : 1:07:45 PM
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Maybe you will get a laugh out of this, I sure did, I had too!
My son stayed home from school today (he's 13), I went to work at school, and went to call him at MY house between classes. Imagine my chagrin when my mom answered the phone...I called HOME(from about 16 years ago!)
My soul magnifies the Lord, And my spirit rejoices in God my Savior. Luke 1:46,47
www.beequilting.blogspot.com
http://beemoosie-picture-diary.blogspot.com/ |
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miss wilma
True Blue Farmgirl
3410 Posts
Wilma
Knob Lick
Ky
USA
3410 Posts |
Posted - Dec 13 2007 : 1:30:00 PM
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I love this, when I go home I always went to my old room and the refrigator Love ya wg
I am a farm girl married to a sewing machine
http://misswilma.blogspot.com/ |
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Alee
True Blue Farmgirl
22941 Posts
Alee
Worland
Wy
USA
22941 Posts |
Posted - Dec 13 2007 : 6:33:46 PM
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Miss Wilma-
Nora was kissing her reflection in the mirror today. It made me laugh. If you can imagine, she crawled up to the mirror, pulled her self up, smiled at herself and then started to smooch her reflection. Then she just looked and me and giggled. LOL :D
Alee
Farmgirl Sister #8
The amazing one handed typist! One hand to keep Nora out of trouble! |
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katmom
True Blue Farmgirl
17161 Posts
Grace
WACAL Gal
WashCalif.
USA
17161 Posts |
Posted - Dec 13 2007 : 6:39:47 PM
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Wilma,
one more to make you giggle,
When I was a pre-school teacher, one of my little 4year old students confided in me, as only a 4 year old can, and said, "no what mrs brown?,,,my mommy and daddy have a really big mirror above their bed so they can see how pretty they are"
It was all I could do to keep a straight face when "mommy" came to pick up her little girl!
Make mental note, No Mirrors above the bed when wee ones come to visit"!!!!! lol!
>^..^< Happiness is being a katmom.
mjf#72
Sisters on the Fly#472
www.katmom4.blogspot.com |
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miss wilma
True Blue Farmgirl
3410 Posts
Wilma
Knob Lick
Ky
USA
3410 Posts |
Posted - Dec 13 2007 : 6:55:30 PM
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Girls the sun has gone down but I think the moon is getting bright I knew there had to be some laughter out there. I wish I could see little Nora Just wait until she gets as old as the little four year old , dont they tell such innocent stories, Alee How I wish I had another little one here Grace the little girl story remindes me when I worked at school of this special little girl she was os unkemt she was 5 years old so dirty , held her little underwear up with her hand Her hair was almost burned off her head , I went and bought her new clothes and took her into the teachers lounge ,stood her up in the sink and gave her a bath, when I got done I walked her down to her room, the teachers were all coming to see her, she looked up at me and said I purty now aint I Miss Wilma I always smile when I think of her Miss WILMA
I am a farm girl married to a sewing machine
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shawna
True Blue Farmgirl
241 Posts
missouri (north)
241 Posts |
Posted - Dec 13 2007 : 8:26:33 PM
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Bless your wonderful heart! thats how you make a diff. in a childs life!
oh Alee, aren't they darling, kissing on em self! we got pics of my sophia, only she was totally making out with herself! i quess they know a good looking baby when they see one! every baby should have a mirror to crawl to, even the little tots! but mommy and daddy, over the bed! oh my! thats tooofunny!!!!
xoxxo MERRY CHRISTMAS xoxxo |
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miss wilma
True Blue Farmgirl
3410 Posts
Wilma
Knob Lick
Ky
USA
3410 Posts |
Posted - Dec 13 2007 : 8:41:28 PM
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ALEE PEAFOWLS KNOW HOW PRETTY THEY ARE TO. yOU ARE SO LUCKY I WISH I HAD LITTLE BABIES HERE AGAIN we once had a peafowl and there was an old mirrow leaned up against a building he was so funny to watch When I come to Idaho I am going to play with two special babies all I want to
I am a farm girl married to a sewing machine
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Meg
Moderator/Farmgirl True
974 Posts
Meg
Idaho
USA
974 Posts |
Posted - Dec 13 2007 : 9:51:07 PM
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Well, since we're laughing at the little ones...Stella has learned to dance and I could try to describe it but it is too funny...no rhythm what so EVER! And Lucas taught her to pat her head when you ask where her hair is...So, I've been asking her, 'Stella, where's your butt?' And guess what she pats?
Miss Wilma, she is walking everywhere!!
MaryJane's daughter,
Meg
megan@maryjanesfarm.org |
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miss wilma
True Blue Farmgirl
3410 Posts
Wilma
Knob Lick
Ky
USA
3410 Posts |
Posted - Dec 13 2007 : 10:17:15 PM
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OH, I hope I get there in time to teach her how to make mud pies, but just in case I will send the recipe I made as a child and taught my daughter and grand daughters One little girl one large can good black dirt one small tin can water four old zinc jar lids with the white plates taken out mix water and dirt to a good thick mixture pour into lids let dry in sun for awhile, turn out onto white plates, make thin black dirt icing spread on cake sprinkle with a little Nana OR Mommy love for flavor decorate top with daisy petals Love Miss Wilma
I am a farm girl married to a sewing machine
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junkjunkie
True Blue Farmgirl
1306 Posts
Judy
Lawrenceville
NJ
USA
1306 Posts |
Posted - Dec 14 2007 : 07:19:28 AM
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Many years ago, I went for coffee and outside the coffee shop was a newpaper dispenser. I put my money in, opened up the container and got my paper. In the corner of my eye, I noticed someone standing by me. I asked, "Before I close this, do you want a paper?" (I know...not honest....lol!) The man replied, "No thanks, dear....a newspaper wouldn't do me any good." I turned to look at him, and he was obviously blind! He had on dark glasses, and held a cane. He was nice about it...he laughed, and I laughed sheepishly.
"To have life in focus, we must have death in our field of vision." Benedictine monk John Main |
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miss wilma
True Blue Farmgirl
3410 Posts
Wilma
Knob Lick
Ky
USA
3410 Posts |
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Past Blessings
True Blue Farmgirl
1083 Posts
Brenda
Orchard Prairie
WA
USA
1083 Posts |
Posted - Dec 14 2007 : 09:16:53 AM
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Oh dear . . . where to start . . . Lucille Ball must be my long lost grandmother! The two that stick out the most are soooo embarrassing, but here goes.
The first "incident" was with my Mom in Burger King. We were in the restrooms and feeling rather "desparate." Mom peaked under the locked booth and insisted it was empty. She pleadingly asked me to crawl under and unlock it. Like a big dummy, I listened to her (You know, the old adage of always listening to your Mama . . .) so I crawled under. Once my head was fully under and I was in the "slither" position, I looked up. Imagine my horror when a woman looked back down at me! LOL! I nearly killed my mom and we laughed so hard we nearly wet ourselves!
The second "incident" was many years ago at a gas station. My husband was big into tracking our mileage, so he always wanted me to know the exact amount I put in. This meant pre-paying didn't work well, as it was just an even dollar amount rather than filling it all the way up. Anyway, I had already put the nozzle of the hose in my tank before I realized this, and, typical of me, I was chatting with a nice older woman at the next pump, so I was "mildly" distracted. Once I found out they only accepted pre-pay, I decided to go elsewhere. So I bid the friendly lady goodbye and was on my way. A few blocks down the road, a car full of laughing teens kept trying to flag me down. I assumed they were smart alecs and "ignored" them. They began honking. Finally, annoyed, I rolled down my window. With great laughter, the young man driving the car exclaimed, "I think you have a little something extra!" I had no idea what he meant. He then pointed to my gas tank "flap" which was brazenly sporting a nozzle complete with a 15 foot hose!
I had to drive about six more blocks before finding somewhere to turn in at. I found a public park and pulled in. As I got into the parking lot, a police officer came barreling in, light and sirens blazing! He had been in the carwash at the gas station and apparently, when I "pulled" the hose off, it made gas fly out, which made it appear I had stolen gas. I was mortified and explained to the officer that I really was just a minivan mom and not a hardened gas guzzling criminal.
He kindly escorted me back to the gas station, nozzle and hose now safely in his trunk. Just as I was starting to explain my pathetic story to the clerk, I heard more sirens and looked up to see the fire department, who had been called to handle the "gas spill." It was less than five gallons of gas, but apparently considered an EPA emergency. My husband is a paramedic and so of course all the firemen know him . . . and his dingy wife. By this time I am in tears . . . the clerk, who looked like a female sumo wrestler, is intent on accusing me of stealing gas (though the cop confirmed my tank was still empty), the fire department was throwing sawdust all over the place while giggling, and the owner had now shown up, intent on making me feel like the stupidist person on earth. In a panic, I called my hubby, who was in the shower and didn't here the phone. I left a pathetic whiny pleading message on the phone, which Ron gleefully shared with all who would listen for years to come. Finally, I called my parents, who came very quickly. I thought my Mama was going to take out Ms. Sumo clerk! LOL! It finally got cleaned up and settled, and I slinked away, to the laughter of the fireman. I have yet to ever return to that gas station! LOL!
There are countless other incidents . . . last years Thanksgiving that involved clogging the garbage disposal and subsequently shooting wet potato peelings all over my brother-in-law. (Note to self: don't put potato peelings in garbage disposal . . .) During the midst of this, I sat down my potholder to "help" and unknowingly sat in on the still hot burner, catching it on fire . . .
Then the time I meant to say "my eye" (my grandma's old saying) to a complete stranger and it came out "my _ss". . . . Playing Mary in a church play, supposedly crying at the tomb of Jesus, when the six foot styrofoam "boulder" at the door of the tomb, decided to tip over on top of me . . .
So many more stupid stories . . . life is just too short for them all! LOL!
Hugs & blessings,
Brenda
Past Blessings . . . Celebrating Life as it used to be . . . when people loved God, loved their families and loved their country. |
Edited by - Past Blessings on Dec 14 2007 09:33:07 AM |
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junkjunkie
True Blue Farmgirl
1306 Posts
Judy
Lawrenceville
NJ
USA
1306 Posts |
Posted - Dec 14 2007 : 09:49:30 AM
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ROFLMAO!! Brenda, you should star on a sit-com!  Judy
"To have life in focus, we must have death in our field of vision." Benedictine monk John Main |
Edited by - junkjunkie on Dec 14 2007 09:50:10 AM |
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DaisyFarm
True Blue Farmgirl
1646 Posts
Diane
Victoria
BC
Canada
1646 Posts |
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miss wilma
True Blue Farmgirl
3410 Posts
Wilma
Knob Lick
Ky
USA
3410 Posts |
Posted - Dec 14 2007 : 11:19:08 AM
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Brendas you have made my day I have company from Atlanta AND WE ARE ALL LAUGHING wHAT FUN MEDICINE LOVE YA mISS Wilma
I am a farm girl married to a sewing machine
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shawna
True Blue Farmgirl
241 Posts
missouri (north)
241 Posts |
Posted - Dec 14 2007 : 3:54:12 PM
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isn't it funny how after the craziness has past, we think back and find it funny, and oh how others enjoy! my mom always get a good chuckle out of my kids
she really liked this one so i will share: the girls have lots of these little animals. they play with em more than any other toys they have. so we were at the craft store a while back and they found more to add to the collect, so they have a complete fam. of cows, goats sheep, pigs......On this day they got a daddy cow, because they didn't want to keep using a mommy to play daddy, so at home they are playing with the animals,oh did i mention that the bull has BIG, LONG horns?? well i can here em talking and notice that the anials are having names, usually named after how they look. (now remember this is a 3 1/2 yrolds mind) well i have forgotten all the names the animals got except one, the bull! daddy bull got the name Horny! well it made me smile and my mom tells everyone,
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Edited by - shawna on Dec 14 2007 4:04:35 PM |
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miss wilma
True Blue Farmgirl
3410 Posts
Wilma
Knob Lick
Ky
USA
3410 Posts |
Posted - Dec 15 2007 : 03:57:23 AM
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Shawna out of the mouths of babes, I really have enjoyed hearing from every one life is so much better with some laughteter. Tonight may be I will get time to tickle your gizzards Miss WILMA
I am a farm girl married to a sewing machine
http://misswilma.blogspot.com/ |
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Past Blessings
True Blue Farmgirl
1083 Posts
Brenda
Orchard Prairie
WA
USA
1083 Posts |
Posted - Dec 16 2007 : 08:49:09 AM
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Yes, Miss Wilma,
We want to hear your stories! I embarrassed myself to all these wonderful farmgirls, so I believe it is time you reveal a lit laughable "dirt" on yourself as well! LOL! Do tell!!
Hugs & blessings,
Brenda
Past Blessings . . . Celebrating Life as it used to be . . . when people loved God, loved their families and loved their country. |
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miss wilma
True Blue Farmgirl
3410 Posts
Wilma
Knob Lick
Ky
USA
3410 Posts |
Posted - Dec 16 2007 : 09:53:06 AM
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I will this week Believe you me I am good at sticking my foot in it The very first week I was married we lived with his mom and I went down to the basement to wash, well we had both bought new underwear since we were just getting married well I ran a washer full of very hot water and proceeded to wash my clothes I went back a little later to get them out and my husband had the prettiest pink underwear, The bad thing about it we didnt have any money to buy more Miss wILMA
I am a farm girl married to a sewing machine
http://misswilma.blogspot.com/ |
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miss wilma
True Blue Farmgirl
3410 Posts
Wilma
Knob Lick
Ky
USA
3410 Posts |
Posted - Dec 16 2007 : 10:51:29 AM
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Okay girls I gotta go open the shop then to watch my granddaughters play tonight. Begood now and have some good laughs I sure have love all of you Miss Wilma
I am a farm girl married to a sewing machine
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miss wilma
True Blue Farmgirl
3410 Posts
Wilma
Knob Lick
Ky
USA
3410 Posts |
Posted - Dec 17 2007 : 12:45:28 PM
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okay this hick goes north, a few years ago my friend Mickie , her daughter and Itook off to Brimfield the big antique show. After staying there for a week, sleeping in a station wagon and taking a bath in a huge crock bowl we decided to travel on to Maine , Before we left the show mickey invited a friend of her childrens to go with us He was from NY and knew the roads well, He was probably 25 or so Well by that time we had made a little money and could afford to stop and get a room. so after driving all day we stopped at a little out of the way place and I hoped out to get the room. Inside was a little old lady very prim and proper, I asked for a room and proceeded to tell her we also needed a cot because we had a man with us. The more I tried to explain the worse it got.I tried to tell her that neither of us was married to him we were only traveling with him, we didnt want to sleep WITH him, we wanted a cot for him, now I am telling you no amount of my explaining got thru to her, by that time Kim Mickies daughter had come to the door to see what was taking me so long. She heard just enough to get me out of there quickly. I sure took some teasing the rest of the trip. so perhaps that little woman never read A VIRTOUS WOMAN but she sure met one miss wilma
I am a farm girl married to a sewing machine
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Past Blessings
True Blue Farmgirl
1083 Posts
Brenda
Orchard Prairie
WA
USA
1083 Posts |
Posted - Dec 17 2007 : 4:37:29 PM
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LOL! Don't you hate when you can't explain things right! I think my sarcastic side would have kicked in and I would have probably called him "Boy Toy" the rest of the weekend! LOL! Too funny!
Brenda
Past Blessings . . . Celebrating Life as it used to be . . . when people loved God, loved their families and loved their country. |
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jpbluesky
True Blue Farmgirl
6066 Posts
Jeannie
Florida
USA
6066 Posts |
Posted - Dec 17 2007 : 5:02:00 PM
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Oh law, how I love reading this thread! It has made my night and maybe even my week! Love to smile and laugh at sweet things! Forget Wal-mart!!!!
Our little ones make us laugh over and over. Night before last, we made hot chocolate and piled in the van in our jammies to ride around looking at holiday lights. Every time we saw a lighted yard, Abigail would yell, and I mean yell - Holy Mackerel Grace!!!
Pretty soon everyone of us in the van was yelling Holy Mackerel Grace. It seemed right. :)
Farmgirl Sister # 31
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