Author |
Stitching & Crafting Room: New Apron(and more) Sew-a-long...cont. from before ![Next Topic Next Topic](icons/icon_go_right.gif) |
countrynmore
True Blue Farmgirl
![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif)
1975 Posts
Sharon
CA
USA
1975 Posts |
Posted - Aug 31 2009 : 12:25:28 PM
|
Here is something funny:
Believe it or not , These are Memphis , TN 's REAL 911 Calls!
Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich . Dispatcher : Excuse me? Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bath room, someone had taken a bite out of it. Dispatcher : Was anything else taken? Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency? Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it. Dispatcher: This is nine eleven. Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing. Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid..
My Personal Favorite!!! Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency? Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart ! Dispatcher: Is this her first child? Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
And the winner is..........
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out. Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from? Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.. Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic? Caller: No. Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing? Caller: Running from the Police.
www.countrynmore.com
http:// www.qualityfabricsandsupplies.ecrater.com |
![Go to Top of Page Go to Top of Page](icons/icon_go_up.gif) |
|
yarnmamma
True Blue Farmgirl
![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif)
4247 Posts
Linda
Clarks Summit
PA
USA
4247 Posts |
Posted - Aug 31 2009 : 12:27:56 PM
|
LOL I needed a good laugh! funny..
Linda in Scranton, PA
|
![Go to Top of Page Go to Top of Page](icons/icon_go_up.gif) |
|
countrynmore
True Blue Farmgirl
![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif)
1975 Posts
Sharon
CA
USA
1975 Posts |
|
oldfashioned girl
True Blue Farmgirl
![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif)
2391 Posts
monica
oatman
az
USA
2391 Posts |
|
countrynmore
True Blue Farmgirl
![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif)
1975 Posts
Sharon
CA
USA
1975 Posts |
|
queenofdreamsz4u
True Blue Farmgirl
![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif)
3845 Posts
Stephanie Suzanne
Smoky Mountains Tennessee
USA
3845 Posts |
Posted - Aug 31 2009 : 5:44:53 PM
|
Sharon,
I had no problem believing the 911 calls from Memphis, TN....that's where my Thomas is working..remember we were living outside of Memphis since the end of 2007...I just got out of there the end of April to move into our home in the Smokies...I always said I'd NEVER live in or near that town! *Never say never..LOL I'm from Tennessee (Nashville) and most of us don't claim Memphis as part of the state..hahahaha. *No offense to anyone that may read this and happen to love the place..hahaha...just my personal opinion.* :0)
Thomas has to drive through the "hood" to get to work..he sees some sights that a lot would not believe...the guy running from the police is probably the most common sighting and the drugged out street walkers...Detroit and Memphis swap slots on the *most dangerous city to live in*
The things we do when the economy goes haywire! We are hoping Thomas can say goodbye to that horrid place by next summer or sooner...a lot depends on the duration of the work...they told him in June to expect to be laid off and it's not happened (yet).
Steph
Queen of Dreamsz ~ keeper of dream kingdom * * * * * * www.queenofdreamsz.blogspot.com * * * * * *
"Imagination is more important than knowledge" ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Albert Einstein ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ |
![Go to Top of Page Go to Top of Page](icons/icon_go_up.gif) |
|
queenofdreamsz4u
True Blue Farmgirl
![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif)
3845 Posts
Stephanie Suzanne
Smoky Mountains Tennessee
USA
3845 Posts |
Posted - Aug 31 2009 : 5:48:12 PM
|
Sharon,
I'm glad for you but I do know how you feel for the folks in the striking range of the fire.....
Yes, it seems you MIL is close to leaving..let us know what happens next.
Steph
Queen of Dreamsz ~ keeper of dream kingdom * * * * * * www.queenofdreamsz.blogspot.com * * * * * *
"Imagination is more important than knowledge" ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Albert Einstein ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ |
![Go to Top of Page Go to Top of Page](icons/icon_go_up.gif) |
|
countrynmore
True Blue Farmgirl
![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif)
1975 Posts
Sharon
CA
USA
1975 Posts |
|
queenofdreamsz4u
True Blue Farmgirl
![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif)
3845 Posts
Stephanie Suzanne
Smoky Mountains Tennessee
USA
3845 Posts |
Posted - Aug 31 2009 : 6:32:21 PM
|
For those that are interested...I thought I'd pass along this update...
March On Washington…The Tea Party Movement Goes to Capital Hill and will march down Pennsylvania Avenue on September 12, 2009 at 11:30 am
Find out all about it here:http://912dc.org/
Let me know if you know anyone that's attending. I wish I were!
Steph
Queen of Dreamsz ~ keeper of dream kingdom * * * * * * www.queenofdreamsz.blogspot.com * * * * * *
"Imagination is more important than knowledge" ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Albert Einstein ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ |
![Go to Top of Page Go to Top of Page](icons/icon_go_up.gif) |
|
oldfashioned girl
True Blue Farmgirl
![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif)
2391 Posts
monica
oatman
az
USA
2391 Posts |
Posted - Aug 31 2009 : 6:37:10 PM
|
Sharon, I am so glad to hear that you are safe! I saw pictures of the fire and it does look pretty bad!My next door neighbor just left to go fight a fire in Payson, Arizona. His wife always worries about him when he goes out!
Steph, I wish I was going too!
Monica farmgirls rule!
www.justducky48.etsy.com www.justducky48.blogspot.com |
![Go to Top of Page Go to Top of Page](icons/icon_go_up.gif) |
|
Carol Sue
True Blue Farmgirl
![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif)
4033 Posts
Carol Sue
Washingtonian
USA
4033 Posts |
Posted - Aug 31 2009 : 8:39:51 PM
|
Sharon, those jokes were delightful to say the least. Sitting here at dd reading them to her as she does some clean up. Always great to have a good laugh.
Yes, we have seen several pictures of this fire on our news.
Stephanie, how was your weekend girl? It will be interesting to see what the reaction is to the tea party in Washington.
Monica, will be praying for you friend's husband. I cannot imagine being a fire fighters, or police mans mate. That would be one very tough job.
Picked some maters and zuchinni today other than that not a lot of production out of this girl. Enjoying the day was part of it!!!! Hope you all are enjoying yours.
www.Quitemoments.blogspot.com |
![Go to Top of Page Go to Top of Page](icons/icon_go_up.gif) |
|
countrynmore
True Blue Farmgirl
![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif)
1975 Posts
Sharon
CA
USA
1975 Posts |
|
cinnamongirl
True Blue Farmgirl
![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif)
1682 Posts
Carrie
Canada
1682 Posts |
Posted - Aug 31 2009 : 9:16:16 PM
|
Sharon glad to hear you are safe and sound. They do look scary and they say can shift pretty quick. Hope they get a handle on it soon.
http://cinnamongirlsthreads.blogspot.com/ |
![Go to Top of Page Go to Top of Page](icons/icon_go_up.gif) |
|
countrynmore
True Blue Farmgirl
![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif)
1975 Posts
Sharon
CA
USA
1975 Posts |
|
cinnamongirl
True Blue Farmgirl
![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif)
1682 Posts
Carrie
Canada
1682 Posts |
Posted - Aug 31 2009 : 9:33:49 PM
|
It has been wickedly hot and dry here suprised there hasn't been any here yet. Lots in Kamloops area but they seem to have control of them. Yours in going pretty good though it is all over the news. It has been hot and dry in lots of ares this year. Now hurricanes! happening on top of it.
http://cinnamongirlsthreads.blogspot.com/ |
Edited by - cinnamongirl on Aug 31 2009 9:36:32 PM |
![Go to Top of Page Go to Top of Page](icons/icon_go_up.gif) |
|
homemom
True Blue Farmgirl
![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif)
1593 Posts
Ruth
Warwick
RI
USA
1593 Posts |
Posted - Sep 01 2009 : 10:29:56 AM
|
Hello! Ladies~
It's been so busy here that I have hardly had time to catch my breath. I came here a couple of times to post and then always got called away. We are back to homeschooling. I have washed most of the walls, curtains and windows in this house. We did some painting and rearranging to spruce things up here. Tired of the same old, same old but no money to buy new. I would rather make what I have work in different ways, anyway. That's what's been keeping me busy.
Today my son has his art class and we have a couple of errands to run while we are out.
I wanted to stop here and say hello to everyone very quickly while I had a chance.
Sharon~so sorry to hear about your mil and glad to hear you are ok with the fires. My heart goes out to all those suffering through it. So tough.
Steph~wish I could be there, too.
Carrie~so great to hear from you.
Autumn~I got my package!! YEAH!!! Thanks so much. I am thrilled.
Carol Sue~so nice to hear from you.
Well I have to get moving.
Ruth
Living the farm life in my heart. http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/Ruth http://farmgirlinmyheart.blogspot.com |
![Go to Top of Page Go to Top of Page](icons/icon_go_up.gif) |
|
DeepsouthMamma
True Blue Farmgirl
![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif)
1454 Posts
Autumn
Southwest Louisiana
USA
1454 Posts |
Posted - Sep 01 2009 : 7:59:46 PM
|
Ruth- so glad you got your pkg!
Hey girls- Im busy pouting about the worms eating my morning glories,rabbits eating the corn and armadillos rooting up the rest of the freshly planted rows of beets and potatoes!!!![](icons/icon_smile_blackeye.gif) ![](icons/icon_smile_shock.gif) ![](icons/icon_smile_blackeye.gif) ![](icons/icon_smile_shock.gif) ![](icons/icon_smile_blackeye.gif)
Think I'll go rwabbit hunting!! ![](icons/icon_smile_approve.gif)
Blessings, Autumn Farmgirl #49 http://simplytoday-autumn.blogspot.com/
Isaiah 40:31 But they that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint. |
![Go to Top of Page Go to Top of Page](icons/icon_go_up.gif) |
|
countrynmore
True Blue Farmgirl
![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif)
1975 Posts
Sharon
CA
USA
1975 Posts |
|
Carol Sue
True Blue Farmgirl
![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif)
4033 Posts
Carol Sue
Washingtonian
USA
4033 Posts |
Posted - Sep 01 2009 : 11:17:04 PM
|
Autumn, hmmmm you might need to go on a hunt and take care of those hungry critters!!!!! That was not nice, you were looking forward to those fresh veggies!!!!!!
Hey Ruth you made me tired reading all the work you have been doing.
Miss Steph, shoot now I forgot my train of thought. Doesn't take much now does it....I can go check our your blogs without it taking forever. One of these days I will have to catch up y'alls blogs.
What did I do today, hmmmmmmm, tried to act like I knew how my computer worked....lmbo. What a mess I made for a bit, goes to show, you always need to be learning....lol. I went with the grands to see their first haircuts for school. Gosh, they are dang adorable and growing up way toooooooo stinkin fast. I got my hair thinned for free by our friend when I was there. Ohhhhhhh that was delightful. I have very thick hair and trying to tuck my hair behind my ear wasn't working anymore, to much dang hair. Now my mama says I was adopted as a joke, because I am the only one of my brothers and sisters who have this thick hair. I told my mama I would share if I could....grin. Staying in the air conditioning today was a great idea on my part and will be tomorrow. Yes, watering again and again, cause you want those thristy plants to be set for the winter, to be able to bloom and be pretty next spring!!!!!
www.Quitemoments.blogspot.com |
![Go to Top of Page Go to Top of Page](icons/icon_go_up.gif) |
|
oldfashioned girl
True Blue Farmgirl
![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif)
2391 Posts
monica
oatman
az
USA
2391 Posts |
|
countrynmore
True Blue Farmgirl
![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif)
1975 Posts
Sharon
CA
USA
1975 Posts |
|
countrynmore
True Blue Farmgirl
![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif)
1975 Posts
Sharon
CA
USA
1975 Posts |
|
oldfashioned girl
True Blue Farmgirl
![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif)
2391 Posts
monica
oatman
az
USA
2391 Posts |
|
countrynmore
True Blue Farmgirl
![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif)
1975 Posts
Sharon
CA
USA
1975 Posts |
|
queenofdreamsz4u
True Blue Farmgirl
![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif) ![](icons/icon_star_cyan.gif)
3845 Posts
Stephanie Suzanne
Smoky Mountains Tennessee
USA
3845 Posts |
Posted - Sep 02 2009 : 8:43:06 PM
|
Hey Sharon,
Hugs to you and your family. ![](icons/icon_smile_blush.gif)
Steph
Queen of Dreamsz ~ keeper of dream kingdom * * * * * * www.queenofdreamsz.blogspot.com * * * * * *
"Imagination is more important than knowledge" ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Albert Einstein ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ |
![Go to Top of Page Go to Top of Page](icons/icon_go_up.gif) |
|
Stitching & Crafting Room: New Apron(and more) Sew-a-long...cont. from before ![Next Topic Next Topic](icons/icon_go_right.gif) |
|