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brownswissgal
Farmgirl in Training
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Julie
Plainfield
Wisconsin
USA
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 Posted - Jul 12 2005 : 08:49:52 AM
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Enjoy :) I find this hysterical since we farm up here, so I thought you all would get a kick out of some of these....
Subject: farmer wisdom
An Old Farmer's Advice: Stuff that Works
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
Life ain't about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
Keep skunks, bankers and lawyers at a distance.
Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.
Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
You cannot unsay a cruel word.
Every path has a few puddles.
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
The best sermons are lived, not preached.
Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.
Don't judge folks by their relatives.
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.
Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm, 'cause the colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God
Take care, Julie from North Central Wisconsin
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Nicol
True Blue Farmgirl
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Nicol
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Posted - Jul 12 2005 : 09:32:40 AM
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Fulminous
Farmgirl in Training
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Deb
Maine
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Posted - Jul 12 2005 : 09:35:49 AM
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I love this one: If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
So so true! LOL!!!
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therusticcottage
True Blue Farmgirl
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Kay
Vancouver
WA
USA
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Posted - Jul 12 2005 : 11:54:44 AM
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Wonderful!!! I love it!
Kay - Living in Beautiful Washington State
North Clark County Farmgirls and
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mollymae
True Blue Farmgirl
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Molly
Visalia
California
USA
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Posted - Jul 12 2005 : 12:58:24 PM
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My favorite of those is "When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty", too funny and true! Thanks for sharing these!
Cead Mile Failte,
Molly
"If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. If I can ease one life the Aching or cool one pain, or help one fainting robin unto his nest again, I shall not live in vain" ~Emily Dickinson
**When life throws scraps your way ~ Make a Quilt!**
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