I received this email from my mom this morning and thought I would share with you all. The funny thing is.... I think it would really work,lol
Subject:> HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM > > 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work > boots. > > 2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a > copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines. > > 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. > > 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: > > Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more > ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked > the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer > took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. > > PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. > > >
Great Security System
Posted - May 17 2007 : 09:20:11 AM
