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happymama58
True Blue Farmgirl

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Patti
Missouri
USA
1210 Posts

Posted - Feb 24 2007 :  06:16:36 AM  Show Profile
Okay, I'm afraid someone might be slightly offended by this post, so I'll scroll down and leave a bunch of white space. That way, if you don't want to read this you won't see it.






















I was at the library earlier this week with my husband. There is a 2-sided bookshelf right inside the entrance for what the popular books, new releases, etc.; one side is fiction and the other is nonfiction. DH and I were looking at the nonfiction side and a book caught my eye. I didn't pull it off the shelf, but it perplexed me, so I finally whispered to my dh, "Who in the world would write an entire book about an orgasmic pregnancy?" DH looked at me, looked at the book, and said, "Patti, it's organic, not orgasmic." I swear, my eyes get worse every day!



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_Rebecca_
True Blue Farmgirl

568 Posts

Rebecca
OK
USA
568 Posts

Posted - Feb 24 2007 :  06:19:01 AM  Show Profile
ROFLOL!!!



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Mumof3
True Blue Farmgirl

3890 Posts

Karin
Ellenwood GA
USA
3890 Posts

Posted - Feb 24 2007 :  06:29:42 AM  Show Profile
It's a good thing you whispered!!!! I have tears in my eyes!! :) :) :)

Karin
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Hideaway Farmgirl
True Blue Farmgirl

1553 Posts

Jo
Virginia
USA
1553 Posts

Posted - Feb 24 2007 :  06:38:10 AM  Show Profile
Thanks for the laugh, Patti!

It does make for interesting reading...and re-reading, when our "maturing" eyesight plays tricks on us. I think you win the prize, though!



Jo

"There are no strangers here, only friends you've yet to meet."
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GaiasRose
True Blue Farmgirl

2552 Posts

Tasha-Rose
St. Paul Minnesota
2552 Posts

Posted - Feb 24 2007 :  07:07:58 AM  Show Profile
That is really funny.....

Actually, if you go to http://unassistedchildbirth.com you can read about orgasmic childbirth....not organic, orgasmic....
it's actually very interesting.


That was pretty funny though, Patti!


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Tasha-Rose

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willowtreecreek
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Julie
Russell AR
USA
4813 Posts

Posted - Feb 24 2007 :  07:48:53 AM  Show Profile
HAHAHAHAHA!

Tasha leave it to you to know of a link like that! HAHA!

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simpler1773
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234 Posts

Ricki
Ashland Wisconsin
USA
234 Posts

Posted - Feb 24 2007 :  07:58:11 AM  Show Profile  Send simpler1773 a Yahoo! Message
Hehe ~ That's funny :)

~Ricki~
You can't pour anything out of an empty vessel, take care of yourself!
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GaiasRose
True Blue Farmgirl

2552 Posts

Tasha-Rose
St. Paul Minnesota
2552 Posts

Posted - Feb 24 2007 :  12:16:52 PM  Show Profile
Julie, I love that those sort of things are sort of expected of me ;)


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Tasha-Rose

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Patsy
True Blue Farmgirl

592 Posts


Illinois
USA
592 Posts

Posted - Feb 24 2007 :  2:23:42 PM  Show Profile
Patti,

Tee hee hee, that is one of the funniest things yet.

Blessed are those who love the soil,

Patsy

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bramble
True Blue Farmgirl

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Posted - Feb 24 2007 :  2:48:41 PM  Show Profile
I had such a long, difficult pregnancy and delivery I was actually thinking " Wow! That might be an improvement!" Yes, I'm kidding, well maybe... I will have to read Tasha's link to know for sure!
Patty- Better wear the specs next time you go to the library, no telling WHAT book you might find ! Thanks for the laugh!

with a happy heart

Edited by - bramble on Feb 24 2007 2:49:07 PM
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Woodswoman
True Blue Farmgirl

512 Posts

Jennifer
Altamont NY
USA
512 Posts

Posted - Feb 24 2007 :  4:58:25 PM  Show Profile
Thanks for the laugh-I told my honey and he's still laughing!
Jennifer
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Beemoosie
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Bonnie
New York
USA
2077 Posts

Posted - Feb 25 2007 :  05:13:36 AM  Show Profile
That is funny!!! Gotta go to church now!!!

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