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Garden Gate:  It's So Hot Jokes...  |
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Ninibini
True Blue Farmgirl
7577 Posts
Nini
Pennsylvania
USA
7577 Posts |
 Posted - Jul 07 2012 : 10:50:59 AM
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Hi girls -
Feeling as miserable today as I am? I like to approach misery with humor as much as possible... won't you join me? Here are a few of my favorite "It's so hot" jokes...
It's so hot...
the birds are using potholders to pull their worms out of the ground!
It's so hot...
potatoes are cookin' underground... all you have to do is pull one up, and add butter, salt & pepper!
It's so hot...
farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-cooked eggs!
It's so hot...
the cows are giving evaporated milk!
It's so hot...
corn stalks are producing popcorn!
It's so hot...
the devil was at the hardware store buying air conditioners!
It's so hot...
the devil decided to take the day off.
Got anymore, girls? We could all use a good laugh on a day like today!
Stay cool!
Nini
Farmgirl Sister #1974
God gave us two hands... one to help ourselves, and one to help others!
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Bear5
True Blue Farmgirl
13055 Posts
Louisiana/Texas
USA
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Posted - Jul 07 2012 : 11:38:39 AM
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I love the "It's So Hot Jokes"! Thanks for making me laugh. I can't think of a joke now, but if I do, I'll come back and post it later.
Stay cool!
Marly
"It's only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth- and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up- that we will begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had." Elisabeth Kurler-Ross |
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oldbittyhen
True Blue Farmgirl
1511 Posts
tina
quartz hill
ca
USA
1511 Posts |
Posted - Jul 07 2012 : 1:52:30 PM
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it's so hot...
the dust is beggen for rain...
"Knowlege is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad" |
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prariehawk
True Blue Farmgirl
2914 Posts
Cindy
2914 Posts |
Posted - Jul 07 2012 : 4:15:19 PM
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It's so hot...the cows are farting dust!
cindy
"Vast floods can't quench love, no matter what love did/ Rivers can't drown love, no matter where love's hid"--Sinead O'Connor
"In many ways, you don't just live in the country, it lives inside you"--Ellen Eilers
Visit my blog at http://www.farmerinthebelle.blogspot.com/ |
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buzzn bee
True Blue Farmgirl
1061 Posts
Deborah
Muncie
Indiana
USA
1061 Posts |
Posted - Jul 07 2012 : 7:46:47 PM
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Love this!
It is so hot the corn is covering their ears.
debbie
Buzzn Bee |
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buzzn bee
True Blue Farmgirl
1061 Posts
Deborah
Muncie
Indiana
USA
1061 Posts |
Posted - Jul 07 2012 : 7:48:18 PM
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It is so hot, the onions are crying!
Debbie H
Buzzn Bee |
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Ninibini
True Blue Farmgirl
7577 Posts
Nini
Pennsylvania
USA
7577 Posts |
Posted - Jul 07 2012 : 8:44:16 PM
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LOL! You girls are CRACKIN me UP!!! Cindy - yours is the best yet, though! I can't wait to use that one! LOL!!!
Farmgirl Sister #1974
God gave us two hands... one to help ourselves, and one to help others!
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Bear5
True Blue Farmgirl
13055 Posts
Louisiana/Texas
USA
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Posted - Jul 08 2012 : 08:18:43 AM
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It's so hot, the beets are blushing.
Marly
"It's only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth- and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up- that we will begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had." Elisabeth Kurler-Ross |
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momshopsalotta
True Blue Farmgirl
232 Posts
Connie
Hertford
NC
USA
232 Posts |
Posted - Jul 08 2012 : 08:56:12 AM
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| Its so hot, the cowpies burned. |
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Bear5
True Blue Farmgirl
13055 Posts
Louisiana/Texas
USA
13055 Posts |
Posted - Jul 08 2012 : 12:58:37 PM
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It's so hot, the beets are beat.
Marly
"It's only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth- and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up- that we will begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had." Elisabeth Kurler-Ross |
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GirlwithHook
True Blue Farmgirl
922 Posts
Alyce
Madison
WI
USA
922 Posts |
Posted - Jul 08 2012 : 4:57:19 PM
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It's so hot, the water walked out of the hose.
A hook, a book, and a good cup of coffee.... |
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Ninibini
True Blue Farmgirl
7577 Posts
Nini
Pennsylvania
USA
7577 Posts |
Posted - Jul 08 2012 : 8:04:22 PM
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LOL!!! You all are just too funny! Love them! Thank you for sharing!!! 'Hope we can keep them coming! Hugs - Nini
Farmgirl Sister #1974
God gave us two hands... one to help ourselves, and one to help others!
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Bear5
True Blue Farmgirl
13055 Posts
Louisiana/Texas
USA
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Posted - Jul 08 2012 : 8:11:44 PM
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It's so hot, the lettuce is saying, "Let us out of here".
Marly
"It's only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth- and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up- that we will begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had." Elisabeth Kurler-Ross |
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Bear5
True Blue Farmgirl
13055 Posts
Louisiana/Texas
USA
13055 Posts |
Posted - Jul 13 2012 : 7:56:27 PM
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IT's so hot, I saw chickens laying omelettes.
Marly
"It's only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth- and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up- that we will begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had." Elisabeth Kurler-Ross |
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katmom
True Blue Farmgirl
17161 Posts
Grace
WACAL Gal
WashCalif.
USA
17161 Posts |
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Bear5
True Blue Farmgirl
13055 Posts
Louisiana/Texas
USA
13055 Posts |
Posted - Jul 16 2012 : 3:39:54 PM
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It's so hot the cornfields are popping like pop corn.
Marly
"It's only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth- and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up- that we will begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had." Elisabeth Kurler-Ross |
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Ninibini
True Blue Farmgirl
7577 Posts
Nini
Pennsylvania
USA
7577 Posts |
Posted - Aug 04 2012 : 10:37:09 AM
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LOL! Love these, girls! Thank you!! Please keep 'em coming! Hugs - Nini
Farmgirl Sister #1974
God gave us two hands... one to help ourselves, and one to help others!
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Bear5
True Blue Farmgirl
13055 Posts
Louisiana/Texas
USA
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Posted - Aug 05 2012 : 12:27:25 PM
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It's so hot, I saw a bird using a pot holder to yank a worm out the baked ground.
Marly
"It's only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth- and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up- that we will begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had." Elisabeth Kurler-Ross |
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Lorie.Vance
True Blue Farmgirl
200 Posts
Lorie
Tampa
FL
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Posted - Aug 08 2012 : 09:42:35 AM
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These are great! Tampa is so hot and humid this week I feel like I live in Hades part time. Keep the jokes coming, I need them.
Lorie
http://thevintagegardengirl@blogspot.com |
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CheesemakerBeth
Farmgirl in Training
26 Posts
Beth
PALESTINE
Texas
USA
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Posted - Aug 10 2012 : 08:15:35 AM
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General Sherman once said, after a summer spent in Texas, that if he owned hell and Texas he'd live in hell and rent out Texas.
Beth |
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Bear5
True Blue Farmgirl
13055 Posts
Louisiana/Texas
USA
13055 Posts |
Posted - Aug 15 2012 : 2:28:30 PM
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I saw this one online, "It's so hot the plastic tablecloth melted on the patio set on the deck".
Marly
"It's only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth- and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up- that we will begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had." Elisabeth Kurler-Ross |
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prariehawk
True Blue Farmgirl
2914 Posts
Cindy
2914 Posts |
Posted - Aug 16 2012 : 4:59:47 PM
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It's so hot and dry I saw a tree following my dog.
Cindy
"Vast floods can't quench love, no matter what love did/ Rivers can't drown love, no matter where love's hid"--Sinead O'Connor
"In many ways, you don't just live in the country, it lives inside you"--Ellen Eilers
Visit my blog at http://www.farmerinthebelle.blogspot.com/ |
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Bear5
True Blue Farmgirl
13055 Posts
Louisiana/Texas
USA
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Posted - Aug 16 2012 : 6:09:27 PM
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That's a good one, Cindy!
It's so hot I saw a cat chasing a duck and they were both walking. I don't think that it's that funny, but kind of.
Marly
"It's only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth- and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up- that we will begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had." Elisabeth Kurler-Ross |
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summer girl
Farmgirl in Training
45 Posts
summer
llano
tx
USA
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Posted - Aug 19 2012 : 06:12:36 AM
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It's so hot you can boil water in the shade.
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FarmDream
True Blue Farmgirl
1085 Posts
Julie
TX
USA
1085 Posts |
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Bear5
True Blue Farmgirl
13055 Posts
Louisiana/Texas
USA
13055 Posts |
Posted - Aug 22 2012 : 5:45:18 PM
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Two good ones, Julie. LOL
Marly
"It's only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth- and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up- that we will begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had." Elisabeth Kurler-Ross |
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