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rubyleesmom
Zapped Profile
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Colina
Homosassa
Fl
USA
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 Posted - Jan 23 2012 : 7:59:16 PM
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Dusky Beauty
True Blue Farmgirl
1108 Posts
Jen
Tonopah
AZ
USA
1108 Posts |
Posted - Jan 24 2012 : 5:22:33 PM
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uhhh... I guess I should have expected, but was not prepared for that one Jen. Something else to look forward to. Hmm, what else am I missing?
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Ladies, I am due in 4 weeks, thank you all very much for the heads up (On the fingerpainting diaper scenario) & the giggles... I am so screwed..... ;)
Point Proven :D
"The greatness of a nation and it's moral progress can be judged by the way it's animals are treated." ~Gandhi
http://silvermoonfarm.blogspot.com/
"After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.” ~Will Rogers |
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Dusky Beauty
True Blue Farmgirl
1108 Posts
Jen
Tonopah
AZ
USA
1108 Posts |
Posted - Jan 24 2012 : 5:30:55 PM
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You know you're a mother when your most cathartic self performed therapy is casting maledictions on your children:
"May you have 5 children EXACTLY like YOU!"
"Take care, missy, little girls who sass their mothers live to see their best friends chalk dirty words on their tombstones."
"I hope you have identical twins three days apart!"
"If you don't put that lip away you'll trip on it!"
Things like that. >_>
"The greatness of a nation and it's moral progress can be judged by the way it's animals are treated." ~Gandhi
http://silvermoonfarm.blogspot.com/
"After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.” ~Will Rogers |
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Montrose Girl
Farmgirl Legend/Schoolmarm
1360 Posts
Laurie
Montrose
CO
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Posted - Feb 16 2012 : 08:08:38 AM
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So far Junior has not found a way to take off his diapers, but...
changing sheets becomes second nature in the middle of the night. (I've since taken care of the leaky diaper issue)
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Simple Living
True Blue Farmgirl
1404 Posts
Joan
Staten Island
NY
USA
1404 Posts |
Posted - Feb 21 2012 : 12:28:34 PM
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when things you thought you knew turns out to be knowing nothing lol
Happy Trails
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Dorinda
True Blue Farmgirl
1023 Posts
Dorinda
St. Cloud
Florida
USA
1023 Posts |
Posted - Feb 21 2012 : 5:50:21 PM
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When both your grown up boys move back home because they lost their jobs and is broke. Phooey My husband and I were having so much fun. LOL.... Well I guess be patient and it will happen again....
Seize The Day!
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DvilleMama
True Blue Farmgirl
159 Posts
Lyn
Small Town
MI
USA
159 Posts |
Posted - Feb 21 2012 : 6:35:13 PM
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...when you have the capacity to love every child that comes into your home. Whether for a season (foster child) or for a lifetime (adopted child), you love them something fierce, as if they came from your own womb.
Lyn
Farmgirl Sister #1574
Mid-Michigan Farmgirl Chapter
http://simplelifeseeker.blogspot.com |
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birdie71
True Blue Farmgirl
254 Posts
Robin
Glendale
Arizona
USA
254 Posts |
Posted - Feb 26 2012 : 3:36:49 PM
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...(to add to Lyn's post)loving my stepchildren or my students!!!
...when you're the only one listening, you're the one making sure they get well when they're sick, you're the one leaving the cell phone on right next to your side of the bed until they are home safe, you're the one reading and signing all the papers that come home from school, you're the one laying down the law, you're the one...
Robin
Farmgirl Sister #1301
Farming in the Sonoran Desert? Hmmm?!
my mama's (ceejay48) craftiness ~ www.cjscreations-ceejay.blogspot.com
my daddy's craftiness ~ www.aspenforge.com |
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FARMALLChick
True Blue Farmgirl
978 Posts
Lora
Alexandria
IN
USA
978 Posts |
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