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Cindy Lou
True Blue Farmgirl
2325 Posts
Susan
Lonsdale
MN
USA
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 Posted - Dec 16 2010 : 5:59:11 PM
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I've seen this every winter for a while but for those of you who haven't it may bring a smile.
Susan
Okay! All of you wondering how us Minnesotans can handle this cold weather will wonder no more. Here is how it's done.
THOSE HEARTY MINNESOTANS
60 degrees above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat
People in Minnesota plant gardens
50 degrees above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably
People in Duluth sunbathe
40 degrees above zero:
Italian and Japanese cars wont start
People in Minnesota drive with the windows down
32 degrees above zero:
Distilled water freezes
the water in Bemidji gets thicker
20 degrees above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wool hats
People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt
15 degrees above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat
People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold
zero:
All the people in Miami die
People In Minnesota close the windows
10 degrees below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico
People in Minnesota get out their winter coats
25 degrees below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates
The Girl Scouts in Minnesota sell cookies door to door
40 degrees below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air
People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors
100 degrees below zero:
Santa Clause abandons the North Pole
People in Minnesota get upset when they can't start the Mini-Van
460 degrees below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale).
People in Minnesota start saying..."cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 degrees below zero:
Hell freezes over
Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late
So don't ever let anyone tell you we can't handle the winters in Minnesota.
STAY WARM EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"
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mndreamer
True Blue Farmgirl
191 Posts
Vicky
Popple Creek
MN
USA
191 Posts |
Posted - Dec 16 2010 : 6:14:12 PM
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How true is that...we are indeed a tough bunch. A few cold
days make us appreciate the warm days so much more. And each cold
day is one day closer to spring!!!
~Vicky~
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God. ~~Ronald Reagan
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Ninibini
True Blue Farmgirl
7577 Posts
Nini
Pennsylvania
USA
7577 Posts |
Posted - Dec 16 2010 : 6:24:57 PM
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That was SO funny, Susan! I about died laughing at "zero" and all the other "belows!" It's a frigid 19 degrees here near Pittsburgh with the windchill coming in at God-only-knows-how-low... But you know what they say about Pittsburghers - cold nose, warm heart! :) Keep warm! - Nini
God gave us two hands... one to help ourselves, and one to help others!
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knittinchick
True Blue Farmgirl
1854 Posts
Megan
Wisconsin
1854 Posts |
Posted - Dec 16 2010 : 7:31:42 PM
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So true Susan. I'm not from Minnesota, but MOST of us here in Wisconsin are pretty tough (I say most because the cold is really hard on my Mom's joints). But I wouldn't trade my snow for sun any day! Keep warm everyone!
God's and Holiday's Blessings,
Megan aka Loretta Rae
At heart, I am both a sassy city girl and a down-home country gal.
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TexBetsy
True Blue Farmgirl
322 Posts
Betsy
Princeton
TX
USA
322 Posts |
Posted - Dec 16 2010 : 8:16:23 PM
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I must admit I'm a wimpy Texan. We were only in the upper 50s today and we thought it was freezing!
Betsy
"God does not command that we do great things, only little things with great love" Mother Teresa |
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cajungal
True Blue Farmgirl
2349 Posts
Catherine Farmgirl Sister #76
Houston Area
Texas
2349 Posts |
Posted - Dec 20 2010 : 1:05:33 PM
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HILARIOUS!! I'm a wimpy winter Texan, too.
One of the best compliments from one of my daughters: "Moma, you smell good...like dirt." |
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msdoolittle
True Blue Farmgirl
1149 Posts
Amanda
East Texas
USA
1149 Posts |
Posted - Dec 20 2010 : 9:52:09 PM
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Me, too! Seriously, I have NO IDEA how you guys handle that. Now, granted, I keep my house at about 63-65 in the winter and my friends come over wearing coats and requesting quilts when they visit, so at least I am not one of those folks that have to keep the thermometer on 78 like some people I know!
Y'all must have 5 foot of insulation all over your houses!
FarmGirl #1390
www.mylittlecountry.wordpress.com |
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katmom
True Blue Farmgirl
17372 Posts
Grace
WACAL Gal
WashCalif.
USA
17372 Posts |
Posted - Dec 29 2010 : 8:32:44 PM
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Oh Susan, that's Hysterical!!!!
and here I was complaing that it is going to be -1degree tomorrow over here on the west plains of Spokane, WA.
I posted a pic on my blog of what it looked like this morning....
Happy 2011 !
>^..^<
Happiness is being a katmom.
"Is it time for my Dirt Manicure yet!"
www.katmom4.blogspot.com & http://www.graciesvictorianrose.blogspot.com
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Alee
True Blue Farmgirl
22944 Posts
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sherrye
True Blue Farmgirl
3775 Posts
sherry
bend in the high desert
oregon
USA
3775 Posts |
Posted - Dec 31 2010 : 05:59:00 AM
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yup its 8 out right now. temp is still dropping. cold enough YES happy days
the learn as we go silk purse farm
farm girl #1014
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Annika
True Blue Farmgirl
5602 Posts
Annika
USA
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chicken necker
True Blue Farmgirl
509 Posts
Sherry
Eastern Shore
Maryland
USA
509 Posts |
Posted - Dec 31 2010 : 08:51:16 AM
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More power to all you ladies! I'd never survive, 60 is chilly to me, hahaha!
FarmGirl Sister #123
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sherone_13
True Blue Farmgirl
2460 Posts
Sherone
Evanston
WY
USA
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Posted - Jan 06 2011 : 09:10:00 AM
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It was 17 below this morning here. Brrrrrr!
Sherone
Farmgirl Sister #1682
My Blog - www.annapearlsattic.blogspot.com
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kristin sherrill
True Blue Farmgirl
11303 Posts
kristin
chickamauga
ga
USA
11303 Posts |
Posted - Jan 06 2011 : 7:12:41 PM
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Looks like snow is heading our way again tomorrow. Then again next week. I don't know about this. It's just SO cold. I cannot get my house warm enough.
Kris
Happiness is simple. |
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coloquilter
True Blue Farmgirl
214 Posts
Susan
Co
USA
214 Posts |
Posted - Jan 06 2011 : 7:43:58 PM
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Ohhh Sherone !
Having lived in Rock Springs I sympathize ! What most who have never lived in SW Wyo dont know about is the WIND CHILL.. -17 in NW Colo can't compare with that darn wind. I remember how 3 or 4 inches of snow could close I80 . There would be total white outs.
Susan |
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melody
True Blue Farmgirl
3335 Posts
Melody
The Great North Woods in the Land of Hiawatha
USA
3335 Posts |
Posted - Jan 06 2011 : 7:48:35 PM
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Very, very funny!
Cold here-Gosh you would think after all of these years in the Great North Woods I would be accustomed to this, but it is COLD tonight-We are at a BALMY 16-degrees right now....Thank goodness there isn't a breeze coming of the bay!
Stay warm farmgirls...
Melody
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