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Fiddlehead Farm
True Blue Farmgirl
4562 Posts
Diane
Waupaca
WI
USA
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 Posted - Nov 25 2010 : 06:42:48 AM
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Someone sent this to me and I wanted to share a little chuckle for Thanksgiving:
Pregnant Turkey
*This is priceless - would love to do this.*
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my
sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing
how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to
play a trick. She told my sister that she needed
something from the store.
When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of
the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,
and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the
turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the
turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the
stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something,
she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother
exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant
bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news,
my sister started to cry.
It took the family two hours to convince her that
turkeys lay eggs!
Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!
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sherrye
True Blue Farmgirl
3775 Posts
sherry
bend in the high desert
oregon
USA
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Posted - Nov 25 2010 : 07:20:31 AM
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oh diane that is so bad and funny too. i am gullible and would first fall for that. lol too funny happy days sherrye
the learn as we go silk purse farm
farm girl #1014
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naturemaiden
True Blue Farmgirl
2569 Posts
Connie - Farmgirl #673
Hoosick Falls
NY
USA
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forgetmenot
True Blue Farmgirl
3602 Posts
Judith
Nora Springs
IA
USA
3602 Posts |
Posted - Nov 28 2010 : 09:14:50 AM
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Oh, that is so funny! cruel..:)..but funny! Would love to meet your mom.
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but the belief that something is more important than fear." Ambrose Red Moon |
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gypsy goat
True Blue Farmgirl
673 Posts
mary jo
michigan
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Posted - Nov 29 2010 : 06:08:07 AM
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very funny-i would have fallen for that for a little bit too! but i'm not blonde, just tender hearted
farmgirl#1362 whatever you are be a good one-abe lincoln |
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Huckelberrywine
True Blue Farmgirl
1607 Posts
Michelle
Rosalia
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Posted - Nov 29 2010 : 3:56:55 PM
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Oh no! I love it. I can't tell anyone at home, because I want to try that one out at our house at Christmas. No blondes, but lots of tender-hearts and those who love a good joke.
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Especially For You
True Blue Farmgirl
541 Posts
Tina
Watkinsville
GA
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Posted - Nov 30 2010 : 05:53:36 AM
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Hahahahaha!!! that is too funny! I am going to try this on my Sister! She is blonde also. She is going to cook Christmas dinner this year.
Blessings,
Tina
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FG-Terri
Farmgirl in Training
26 Posts
Theresa
Newport News
VA
USA
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Posted - Nov 30 2010 : 2:24:44 PM
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AngelaJoy
True Blue Farmgirl
63 Posts
Angela
Pinckney
Mi
USA
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Posted - Dec 02 2010 : 07:42:27 AM
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| This is just too funny! lolol! |
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herblady55
True Blue Farmgirl
3470 Posts
Judy
Louisville
Ohio(Stark Co)
USA
3470 Posts |
Posted - Dec 30 2010 : 4:25:53 PM
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Just read this. ROFLACGU! I might try this on my niece. LOL
Sister-chick# 905(Sept.14th 2009)
Judy
Hugs&Squeezles!
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Montrose Girl
Farmgirl Legend/Schoolmarm
1360 Posts
Laurie
Montrose
CO
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Posted - Dec 30 2010 : 5:12:49 PM
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oh my. Yup. laughing like crazy.
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