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Across the Fence:  Too funny...........................  |
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Marybeth
True Blue Farmgirl
6418 Posts
Mary Beth
Stanwood
Wa 98292
USA
6418 Posts |
 Posted - Mar 13 2010 : 10:22:40 AM
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I snorted when I read this. Too funny!!
The Marriage Seminar
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor.
"It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." Addressing Tom he said, "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?
The rest of the story gets rather ugly, so I'll stop right here.
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"Life may not be the party we hoped for...but while we are here we might as well dance!" |
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Karrieann
True Blue Farmgirl
1900 Posts
Karrieann
Northeast
Georgia
USA
1900 Posts |
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Fiddlehead Farm
True Blue Farmgirl
4562 Posts
Diane
Waupaca
WI
USA
4562 Posts |
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maggie14
True Blue Farmgirl
6784 Posts
Hannah
Washington
USA
6784 Posts |
Posted - Mar 13 2010 : 10:51:31 AM
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hahahaha!!! Just like a man! lol  
Hugs,
Channah
Farmgirl sister #1219
Friendship is not something that can be bought, it is earned. |
Edited by - maggie14 on Mar 13 2010 10:52:09 AM |
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Nancy Gartenman
True Blue Farmgirl
9093 Posts
Nancy
West Seneca
New York
USA
9093 Posts |
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Marcy
True Blue Farmgirl
2701 Posts
Marcy
Tiverton
Rhode Island
USA
2701 Posts |
Posted - Mar 13 2010 : 11:37:01 AM
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Thank you for my laugh of the day!! This is so true!
Farmgirl #170
Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give...Eleanor Roosevelt
http://marcysworldofcreativity.blogspot.com/
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Annika
True Blue Farmgirl
5602 Posts
Annika
USA
5602 Posts |
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1badmamawolf
True Blue Farmgirl
2199 Posts
Teresa
"Bent Fence Farms"
Ca
USA
2199 Posts |
Posted - Mar 13 2010 : 11:41:41 AM
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Treat the earth well, it was not given to you by your parents, it was loaned to you by your children" |
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classygram
True Blue Farmgirl
1812 Posts
Brenda
Pleasant Hill
Mo.
USA
1812 Posts |
Posted - Mar 13 2010 : 1:29:06 PM
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I had one of those snortin' laughs over that one!
Brenda
"Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony" Mahatma Gandhi |
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Twinsmom
True Blue Farmgirl
116 Posts
Debbie
Wyoming
USA
116 Posts |
Posted - Mar 13 2010 : 1:34:34 PM
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Thanks for the laugh! I would love to read the rest.
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ClaireSky
True Blue Farmgirl
1792 Posts
Julie
Arcadia
WI
USA
1792 Posts |
Posted - Mar 13 2010 : 5:24:22 PM
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Please share the rest of the story....hehehehe
Julie
Farmgirl Sister #399
West-Central WI Farmgirls
Folks will know how large your soul is by the way you treat a dog...Charles F. Doran |
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jpbluesky
True Blue Farmgirl
6066 Posts
Jeannie
Florida
USA
6066 Posts |
Posted - Mar 13 2010 : 5:58:10 PM
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I kinda think that is sweet! But then my dad worked for Pillsbury for his whole life.
Farmgirl Sister # 31
www.blueskyjeannie.blogspot.com
Psalm 51: 10-13 |
Edited by - jpbluesky on Mar 13 2010 5:58:49 PM |
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Bear5
True Blue Farmgirl
13055 Posts
Louisiana/Texas
USA
13055 Posts |
Posted - Mar 13 2010 : 6:57:21 PM
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Funny, what a hoot. Typical man.
Marly
"It's only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth- and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up- that we will begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had." Elisabeth Kurler-Ross |
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Lainey
True Blue Farmgirl
2401 Posts
Elaine
Waco
Kentucky
USA
2401 Posts |
Posted - Mar 14 2010 : 04:34:46 AM
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lol
Farmgirl Sister #25
http://countrygirldreams.blogspot.com/
An Angel says, 'Never borrow from the future. If you worry about what may happen tomorrow and it doesn't happen, you have worried in vain. Even if it does happen, you have to worry twice.' |
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Candy C.
True Blue Farmgirl
823 Posts
Candy
Mescal
AZ
USA
823 Posts |
Posted - Mar 14 2010 : 07:39:02 AM
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Candy C.
Farmgirl Sister #977
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. |
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vintagediva1
True Blue Farmgirl
1251 Posts
Michele
Brighton
Michigan
USA
1251 Posts |
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solilly
True Blue Farmgirl
726 Posts
Lillian
Williamsburg
Virginia
USA
726 Posts |
Posted - Mar 14 2010 : 08:08:56 AM
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Yes that is cute. My husband would have said any number of flowers for he knows I buy plant and tend to a rather large serect garden. That he loves as much as I do for the looks and smells. Got to love him. Lilly 
learning the life I always wanted. |
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mscountrygirl
True Blue Farmgirl
552 Posts
Michelle
Lucedale
Mississippi
USA
552 Posts |
Posted - Mar 14 2010 : 08:36:52 AM
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I could so see my husband saying that. I think it's hilarious!
It's all good! |
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Diane B Carter
True Blue Farmgirl
1270 Posts
Diane
Blasdell
N.Y.
USA
1270 Posts |
Posted - Mar 14 2010 : 12:31:33 PM
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That's men for you. My step daughter asked what 2 colors mixed together made pink. The men had no clue. Then asked what the stats were on some guy I had no clue who he was. All the men knew the football player an everything about him. Men are so funny.
Hope all your days are Sunnydays.
dianebcarterhotmailcom.blogspot.com |
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texdane
Farmgirl Legend Chapter Leader Chapter Guru
4658 Posts
Nicole
Sandy Hook
CT
USA
4658 Posts |
Posted - Mar 14 2010 : 1:18:29 PM
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LOL! LOL!
Nicole
Farmgirl Sister #1155
KNITTER, JAM-MAKER AND MOM EXTRAORDINAIRE |
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herblady55
True Blue Farmgirl
3470 Posts
Judy
Louisville
Ohio(Stark Co)
USA
3470 Posts |
Posted - Mar 14 2010 : 2:56:03 PM
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hahaahahahahaa...ROFL.....that's a Man for ya...Sure of Himself and Thinkin' of Food!!! ...lolololol
Sister-chick# 905(Oct.7th2009)
Judy
Hugs&Squeezles!
I am not contained between my hat and my boots! -Walt Whitman- |
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ceejay48
Farmgirl Legend/Schoolmarm/Sharpshooter
13627 Posts
CeeJay (CJ)
Dolores
Colorado
USA
13627 Posts |
Posted - Mar 14 2010 : 3:48:34 PM
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Reminds me of the other day when I was spelling words for my hubby, in the presence of another person who can't spell but does understand the words.
I cannot tell you how many times I spelled "program" for him because he just could NOT get it. I finally was laughing so hard I couldn't speak . . . or spell.
I had to go WRITE IT DOWN FOR HIM . . . we laughed and he was mortified!!!
CJ
...from the barefoot farmgirl in SW Colorado...sister chick #665
From my Heart - www.fromacelticheart.blogspot.com
From my Hands - www.cjscreations-ceejay.blogspot.com |
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LBP
True Blue Farmgirl
81 Posts
Linda
Goodview
VA
USA
81 Posts |
Posted - Mar 14 2010 : 4:37:19 PM
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Cowgirl Cocinera
True Blue Farmgirl
105 Posts
Dana
Chelsea
OK
USA
105 Posts |
Posted - Mar 14 2010 : 6:40:29 PM
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It wouldn't be so funny if it wasn't so true! Thanks for the chuckle. Dana
Cowgirl cookin' makes you good lookin' |
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AlyssaMarie
True Blue Farmgirl
287 Posts
AlyssaMarie
Palouse
Washington
USA
287 Posts |
Posted - Mar 14 2010 : 8:11:32 PM
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LOL!!!! I read that to my husband and he said "and that's how the fight started..." We both got a good chuckle!
AlyssaMarie @ Link'd Hearts Ranch
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katmiller
Farmgirl in Training
14 Posts
Katherine
Elk City
Oklahoma
USA
14 Posts |
Posted - Mar 14 2010 : 10:48:59 PM
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Across the Fence: Too funny........................... |
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Too funny...........................
