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Reading Room:  Funny " Sayins" From The Country...  |
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wildflower17
True Blue Farmgirl
3043 Posts
Judy
KY
USA
3043 Posts |
 Posted - Feb 17 2010 : 12:57:34 PM
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Some of the "sayins" below really take me down memory lane. I remember hearing them when I was a young girl and used to spend a lot ot time around adults...which I loved...
They are not meant to offend anyone...they're all just for fun...
Well patch my britches...
He was as mad as a mule eating sawbriars...
Upon my honor...
He could make a preacher cuss...
I"ll be dog...
The engine is running but nobody's behind the wheel...
Them ol scoundrels...
If brains was dynamite he would'nt have enough to blow his nose...
He's two bricks shy of a full load...
She's pert near done...
I'm stuck in your craw...
He could'nt carry a tune in a bucket....
He was busier than a one legged man at a butt kickin contest...
She's silly as a goose...
Trying to find that is like trying to find a needle in a haystack...
She just stuck her foot in her mouth...
And on a more serious note...
I just recently found this quote and it spoke volumes to me about our first president of the US...
"I'd rather be on my farm than emperor of the world"...
George Washington
Have a blessed and wonderful day...
Smiles...
Judy
"Country Girl at Heart"... |
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maggie14
True Blue Farmgirl
6784 Posts
Hannah
Washington
USA
6784 Posts |
Posted - Feb 17 2010 : 1:00:17 PM
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I love those Judy!!! I have heard some of them too. Thank you for sharing!
Hugs,
Channah
Friendship is not something that can be bought, it is earned. |
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Lessie Louise
True Blue Farmgirl
1406 Posts
Carol
PECULIAR
MO
USA
1406 Posts |
Posted - Feb 17 2010 : 1:51:20 PM
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Some of these remind me of Grandma!
Forget buns of steel, I'd rather have buns of cinnamon!
Farmgirl #680! |
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Kerbear
True Blue Farmgirl
261 Posts
Kerry
Middle
Tennessee
USA
261 Posts |
Posted - Feb 17 2010 : 5:55:42 PM
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Busier than a cat's litter box
Cuter than a bug's ear
Thanks Judy! I enjoyed reading the sayings you posted!
~Kerry
Farmgirl Sister #975 |
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graciegreeneyes
True Blue Farmgirl
3107 Posts
Amy Grace
Rosalia
WA
USA
3107 Posts |
Posted - Feb 17 2010 : 6:32:55 PM
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My grandpa always said "pert near" - good to see it:)
How about - do you good besides helping you some
Be good and if you can't be good, be careful
Farmgirl #224
"use it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without"
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wildflower17
True Blue Farmgirl
3043 Posts
Judy
KY
USA
3043 Posts |
Posted - Feb 17 2010 : 8:31:29 PM
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My husband just reminded me of another funny old saying...
Busier than a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs...(really a good one)
Smiles...
Judy
"Country Girl at Heart"... |
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Faransgirl
True Blue Farmgirl
895 Posts
Beth
Houston
Texas
USA
895 Posts |
Posted - Feb 18 2010 : 06:57:54 AM
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How about'
he's a half a bubble of plumb
down the road a piece
Farmgirl Sister 572
May the force of the horse be with you. |
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Annika
True Blue Farmgirl
5602 Posts
Annika
USA
5602 Posts |
Posted - Feb 18 2010 : 07:02:20 AM
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Knee high to a grasshopper
sit a spell
Meaner 'n a snake
Homely as a bar of soap
Annika
Farmgirl & sister #13
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. ~Leonardo DaVinci
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classygram
True Blue Farmgirl
1812 Posts
Brenda
Pleasant Hill
Mo.
USA
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Posted - Feb 23 2010 : 07:48:49 AM
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Oh girls, I just love all these! Good Old Times!!!!
Blessings, Brenda |
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Hosanna
True Blue Farmgirl
466 Posts
Hosanna
Alton
Virginia
466 Posts |
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alterationsbyemily
True Blue Farmgirl
686 Posts
Emily
Chambersburg
PA
USA
686 Posts |
Posted - Feb 24 2010 : 5:41:22 PM
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I am envisioning some serious pillows to give to people! These sayings are so cute
See my custom costumes, download free patterns, and hear some spook EVPs from Gettysburg, PA on my site, www.alterationsbyemily.com |
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chaddsgirl
True Blue Farmgirl
843 Posts
Sarah
Farmgirl Sisterhood #639
MO
USA
843 Posts |
Posted - Feb 24 2010 : 6:11:54 PM
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Wound tighter than an eight day clock
Just like shootin' fish in a barrel
When the wind blows in from the East, the weather's not fit for man nor beast
Busier than a one-armed paper hanger
She/He doesn't have the sense God gave a goose
Slower than molasses in January
Braver than a fox in a henhouse
Crooked as a dog's hind leg
Snug as a bug in a rug
A person is a success if they get up in the morning and get to bed at night and in between does what they want to do. Bob Dylan
Deeperrootsfarm.etsy.com |
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windypines
True Blue Farmgirl
4219 Posts
Michele
Bruce
Wisconsin
USA
4219 Posts |
Posted - Feb 26 2010 : 11:27:24 AM
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Here is one I just saw on a card.......I laughed so hard, tears ran down my legs.
Ohhhhhh my
michele |
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jdbivins
Farmgirl in Training
10 Posts
Janice
Elmore City
ok
USA
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Posted - Feb 26 2010 : 2:05:52 PM
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| My dad used to say "it's darker than 2 black cat's in a tow sack." My husband really got a kick out of my dad. Sadly, he passed away almost 7 years ago. Our first grandson was born 8 days after my dad passed. It was sad, but the new baby didn't allow us time to stay that way. My dad is in a better place now. |
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Marcy
True Blue Farmgirl
2701 Posts
Marcy
Tiverton
Rhode Island
USA
2701 Posts |
Posted - Feb 26 2010 : 2:10:50 PM
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These are all wonderful. Thank you for sharing these! I needed a laugh today.
Farmgirl #170
Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give...Eleanor Roosevelt
http://marcysworldofcreativity.blogspot.com/
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