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Linda
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Posted - Dec 13 2009 :  3:55:23 PM  Show Profile  Send yarnmamma a Yahoo! Message
One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his boss and says that he feels very sick, and won't be able to go to work.
Way up in heaven, Saint Peter sees all this and asks God, ''Are you really going to let him get away with this?''

''No, I guess not,'' says God.

The priest drives about five to six hours away, so he doesn't bump into anyone he knows. The golf course is empty when he gets there. So he takes his first swing, drives the ball 495 yards away and gets a hole in one.

Saint Peter watches in disbelief and asks, '' Why did you let him do that?''

To this God says, ''Who's he going to tell?''



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Hannah
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Posted - Dec 13 2009 :  4:27:24 PM  Show Profile  Send maggie14 a Yahoo! Message
lol Linda!! Thanks for sharing!!
Hugs,
Channah

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AnneMarie
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Posted - Dec 13 2009 :  4:32:43 PM  Show Profile
too funny

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Alee
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Posted - Dec 13 2009 :  10:05:15 PM  Show Profile  Send Alee a Yahoo! Message
Oh my gosh that is tooo funny!

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Mikki
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Posted - Dec 13 2009 :  10:16:50 PM  Show Profile
ROFL bhahahhaaa that is so cute


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Karen
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Posted - Dec 14 2009 :  04:49:52 AM  Show Profile
funny! Thanks for sharing! Blessings,Karen

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Karin
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Posted - Dec 14 2009 :  08:06:05 AM  Show Profile
Thanks for the little chuckle. :)

Karin





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julie
social springs community Louisiana
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Posted - Dec 15 2009 :  04:48:11 AM  Show Profile
Oh, I'll be calling Msgr. Earl to tell him that one!!!!! He'll love it!

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