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Across the Fence:  Top 10 Ways to know if you're in a redneck church  |
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goneriding
True Blue Farmgirl
1599 Posts
Winona
Central Oregon
USA
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 Posted - Dec 09 2009 : 06:36:32 AM
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1. People ask, when Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em.
2. The pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," and then five guys and two women stand up.
3. Opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday.
4. A member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of."... See More
5. The choir is known as the "OK Chorale."
6. Boone's Farm "Tickle Pink" is the favorite wine for communion.
7. In a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven last names in the church directory.
8. Baptism is referred to as "branding".
9. There is a special fund raiser for a new church septic tank.
10. High notes on the organ set the dogs on the floor to howling.
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I got a real laugh out of #3 and 10. 
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gramadinah
True Blue Farmgirl
3557 Posts
Diana
Orofino
ID
USA
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Posted - Dec 09 2009 : 07:30:46 AM
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Cute and very funny.
Diana
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Ga Girl
True Blue Farmgirl
2355 Posts
Karen
Meansville
Ga.
USA
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crafter
True Blue Farmgirl
2313 Posts
lori
Fort Atkinson
Wisconsin
USA
2313 Posts |
Posted - Dec 09 2009 : 3:15:10 PM
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for crying out loud- I have a brother that everyone calls BUBBA!
I'll share this with him and he will laugh his rear-end off!
thanks for the great laugh!
Lori |
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Prairie Princess
True Blue Farmgirl
1075 Posts
Jodi
Washington
USA
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Cowgirl Cocinera
True Blue Farmgirl
105 Posts
Dana
Chelsea
OK
USA
105 Posts |
Posted - Dec 09 2009 : 5:41:23 PM
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Winona, I go to a cowboy church here in northeastern Oklahoma and these all apply.
There's one I can add. Whenever our folks take up the offering you hear spurs jangle! In the summer we rope in the church arena after church. There's always lots of people in the congregation wearing cowboy hats and spurs, including the pastor.
Vaya con Dios, Dana |
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maggie14
True Blue Farmgirl
6784 Posts
Hannah
Washington
USA
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Posted - Dec 09 2009 : 7:28:23 PM
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That is so funny!! Thanks for sharing!!
Hugs,
Channah
If you can dream it, and if you are willing to put forth the work and effort, you can have anything you envision. |
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kristin sherrill
True Blue Farmgirl
11303 Posts
kristin
chickamauga
ga
USA
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Posted - Dec 09 2009 : 8:14:06 PM
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That's so funny. I love #4.
Kris
Happiness is simple. |
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Claude09647
True Blue Farmgirl
761 Posts
Claudia
Our Dairy Farm
Pennsylvania
USA
761 Posts |
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krissy
True Blue Farmgirl
278 Posts
Kristen
Snohomish
WA
USA
278 Posts |
Posted - Dec 10 2009 : 09:40:16 AM
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Originally posted by Cowgirl Cocinera
Winona, I go to a cowboy church here in northeastern Oklahoma and these all apply.
There's one I can add. Whenever our folks take up the offering you hear spurs jangle! In the summer we rope in the church arena after church. There's always lots of people in the congregation wearing cowboy hats and spurs, including the pastor.
Vaya con Dios, Dana
Oooh, that sounds fun! I would love that church!
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magnoliakathy
True Blue Farmgirl
453 Posts
Kathryn
Magnolia
Texas
USA
453 Posts |
Posted - Dec 10 2009 : 4:56:40 PM
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I liked # 6.
When you free your mind your heart can fly. Farmgirl # 714, |
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herblady55
True Blue Farmgirl
3470 Posts
Judy
Louisville
Ohio(Stark Co)
USA
3470 Posts |
Posted - Dec 13 2009 : 1:14:38 PM
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How funny this is! "Cowgirl" Dana.....your addition cracked me up.I can just picture it. I wear long skirts and my Cowboy(girl) boots 3 seasons of the year. I never get tired of them. But....no spurs yet.lol
Judy
Hugs&Squeezles!
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therusticcottage
True Blue Farmgirl
4439 Posts
Kay
Vancouver
WA
USA
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