Last week I was out to dinner with my family and my dad told a story that cracked me up!!! He said that he was at the grocery store and he started to feel something wet on his leg...hummm? When he got home he tried to figure out what it was and as he wiped it up it was bright yellow. I guess he had put his fresh eggs from that morning in his vest pockets and forgotten about them...then went shopping. The best part was that he was sooo excited that only one of the eggs broke! Maybe you had to be there or know my dad but I thought this was hilarious!
That is so funny!!! Honestly my first thought was that it was totally something I could see ME doing!! I have had an overall pocket full of eggs and picked up a bucket and slammed it against the eggs before....that is not a nice feeling! YOur dad sounds like a great guy!
Oh my I have so done that!!! Nothing like reaching in to your pocket at the store and pulling out a egg.. the look on the face of the checkout lady still makes me laugh!
LOL! At the ranch I used to work at I would put the eggs in my pocket and their dog Ilebo would come up acting like he wanted a pet and and nose them out so he could eat them!