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CabinCreek-Kentucky
True Blue Farmgirl
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Frannie
Green County
Kentucky
USA
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 Posted - Aug 22 2008 : 07:03:02 AM
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A Fairy Tale
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.
The question?....What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.
He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.
Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer.
But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first
The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!
Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.
He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.
He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table.
Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus:
What a woman really wants, she answered....is to be in charge of her own life.
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared.
And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.
The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.
The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.
Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day....or night?
Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?
What would YOU do?
What Lancelot chose is below. BUT....make YOUR choice before you scroll down below. OKAY?
Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.
Now....what is the moral to this story?
Scroll down
The moral is.....
If you don't let a woman have her own way....
Things are going to get ugly
True Friends * KENTUCKY FRANNIE
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Tammy Claxton
True Blue Farmgirl
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Tammy
Glen Burnie
Maryland
USA
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Posted - Aug 22 2008 : 8:23:54 PM
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Lol, That's so true Frannie!!
Crafty Bay Farmgirl Chapter
"What doesn't kill you will only make you stronger"
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Alee
True Blue Farmgirl
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Alee
Worland
Wy
USA
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bbteacher
True Blue Farmgirl
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Bonnie
BALTIMORE
Maryland
USA
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Posted - Aug 22 2008 : 9:43:36 PM
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What an interesting little "tale." I must confess, I went back and forth with what he would do and Lancelot faired better in your story than in mine!
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CabinCreek-Kentucky
True Blue Farmgirl
8529 Posts
Frannie
Green County
Kentucky
USA
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Posted - Aug 22 2008 : 10:36:27 PM
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well .. i, too, thought and thought about which choice i would make .. and .. well .. i sure 'missed' the point too!
when i told the story to hank on the way home tonight .. he immediately said .. i'd ask her what she wanted! WOWZER! i've trained him well! (whatta' KEEPER!)
True Friends * KENTUCKY FRANNIE
adopt a 'rag-chile'
http://sistermercysfoundlinhome.blogspot.com
treasures .. new and olde .. http://mudpiemanormercantile.blogspot.com
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lilwing
True Blue Farmgirl
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Brooke
Fulshear
Texas
USA
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lisamarie508
True Blue Farmgirl
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Lisa
Idaho City
ID
USA
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Posted - Aug 26 2008 : 5:24:33 PM
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What a great little tale. I copied it off to dd in an email and told her it would be a good test for a potential boyfriend.
DD used to watch some show when she was younger, I think it was Fractured Fairytales or something like that. Where the damsels were actually the heroes or the strong, take-charge kind of gals. We need more of those kinds of stories for our kids (the boys can learn something from them too!)
Farmgirl Sister #35
"If you can not do great things, do small things in a great way." Napoleon Hill (1883-1970)
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deeredawn
True Blue Farmgirl
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Dawn
Cordova
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USA
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Posted - Aug 26 2008 : 6:02:56 PM
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ROTFL!!! Thats awesome Frannie!
Dawn M. Sista #279 (big grin!)
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