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CabinCreek-Kentucky
True Blue Farmgirl
8529 Posts
Frannie
Green County
Kentucky
USA
8529 Posts |
 Posted - Mar 30 2008 : 10:54:12 AM
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here's Sunday's GIGGLE .. MEN .. can't live with 'em! can't live without 'em!
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Spring Classes for Men at the
ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS,
CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step,
with Slide Presentation.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting
The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and
Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper
and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and
Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In
The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down
While Screaming.
Open Forum
Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful
To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While
She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
True Friends * Frannie
HEAR MY STORIES
come, visit my:
"GATHERING ROOM" ..
http://freedomvalleyfarm.blogspot.com
adopt a 'rag-chile'
http://sistermercysfoundlinhome.blogspot.com
treasures .. new and olde .. up for adoption:
http://mudpiemanormercantile.blogspot.com
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Utahfarmgirl
True Blue Farmgirl
1940 Posts
Portland
Oregon
USA
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Posted - Mar 30 2008 : 11:21:01 AM
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HYSTERIFAL! thanks for sharing, Frannie!!
Patricia
Proud Farmgirl Sister #19
Rusty Chicks Chapter
check out my etsy site http://ThePlayfulFarmgirl.etsy.com
Today I choose faith not fear. |
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Mumof3
True Blue Farmgirl
3890 Posts
Karin
Ellenwood
GA
USA
3890 Posts |
Posted - Mar 30 2008 : 11:36:53 AM
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HAHAHAHAHA!! I have to let my hubby read this!
Karin
Farmgirl Sister
# 18 :)
Wherever you go, there you are.
www.madrekarin.blogspot.com |
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Farmtopia
True Blue Farmgirl
1465 Posts
Zan
New York
New York
USA
1465 Posts |
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