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miss wilma
True Blue Farmgirl
3410 Posts
Wilma
Knob Lick
Ky
USA
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KYgurlsrbest
True Blue Farmgirl
4853 Posts
Jonni
Elsmere
Kentucky
USA
4853 Posts |
 Posted - Feb 03 2008 : 12:58:04 PM
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Ok, Miss Wilma had a post about being a lady, and my momma is that. She doesn't swear, smoke or drink, and she goes to church every Sunday...
Well, one day, someone backed into our car in a grocery parking lot, and by all rights she could have said a mouthful...but she growled and howled and all she came out with was "Ooooh! I'm SOOOO MAD I COULD SPIT!!!!"
Farmgirl Sister #80, thanks to a very special farmgirl from the Bluegrass..."She was built like a watch, a study in balance ... with a neck and head so refined, like a drawing by DaVinci"...
NY Newsday sportswriter Bill Nack describing filly, Ruffian.
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miss wilma
True Blue Farmgirl
3410 Posts
Wilma
Knob Lick
Ky
USA
3410 Posts |
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KYgurlsrbest
True Blue Farmgirl
4853 Posts
Jonni
Elsmere
Kentucky
USA
4853 Posts |
Posted - Feb 03 2008 : 1:47:22 PM
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Miss Wilma, I posted some photos of our trip if you want to look. We had a great time!
Farmgirl Sister #80, thanks to a very special farmgirl from the Bluegrass..."She was built like a watch, a study in balance ... with a neck and head so refined, like a drawing by DaVinci"...
NY Newsday sportswriter Bill Nack describing filly, Ruffian.
http://www.buyhandmade.org/ |
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miss wilma
True Blue Farmgirl
3410 Posts
Wilma
Knob Lick
Ky
USA
3410 Posts |
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Luzy
True Blue Farmgirl
922 Posts
Luanne
Pueblo
Colorado
USA
922 Posts |
Posted - Feb 03 2008 : 2:03:29 PM
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My MIL has two funny expressions, but they are "colorful", so beware!
Words have been changed.......
"He's meaner than cat poop."
"He just pooped in his nest!"
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May I always be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.
http://luzy.etsy.com- My etsy store! |
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chessie
True Blue Farmgirl
403 Posts
Karen
Vista
CA
USA
403 Posts |
Posted - Feb 03 2008 : 2:17:48 PM
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Miss Wilma, do i still have time to play? it is 2pm Sunday afternoon here in Calif.
here's my favorite:
*my Auntie used to say she wouldn't leave my Uncle because she'd just be... "trading a nosepicker for a butt scratcher!"
here's some of my runner up's...
*my hubby refers to water as "nature's greatest solvent" and says "if you're not bleeding, you are not working" whenever i start to bleed...
*I say "not the sharpest tool in the garden shed" when referring to a dolt. or, "his elevator doesn't go all the way to the top" which means the same.
*When i am mad I quote Larry, Daryl and Daryl of Newhart fame & I say "I'm so mad i could stomp bunnies!"
*FROM jAN KARON'S mITFORD BOOKS I LEARNED "peedaddle" which means dang, drat or darn
*My Pop says "wAGAFRITZ" BECAUSE he doesn't curse. He learned it from the POGO in the comic pages of the newspaper as a kid.
this was very fun.
will submit more if i think of any.
love, karen
www.edgehillherbfarm.com "where the name is bigger than the farm, but no one seems to mind"
blog http://edgehillherbfarmer.spaces.live.com/default.aspx?wa=wsignin1.0
happy farmgirl #89 |
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jpbluesky
True Blue Farmgirl
6066 Posts
Jeannie
Florida
USA
6066 Posts |
Posted - Feb 03 2008 : 3:05:22 PM
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My FIL would say to someone who had dyed their hair or lost a lot of weight, or changed their looks somehow - Why, honey,I hardly recognized you - if I had seen you on the street, I would have passed you like a freight train passing a bum!
And my daddy never said a curse word, at least not when we could hear. He would just shake his head and say real quiet "Judas Priest."
Farmgirl Sister # 31
Psalm 51: 10-13 |
Edited by - jpbluesky on Feb 03 2008 3:14:36 PM |
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Peanut
True Blue Farmgirl
603 Posts
Jennifer
Waverly
Virginia
USA
603 Posts |
Posted - Feb 03 2008 : 3:09:59 PM
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I have heard people say the meanest, nastiest things about one another but as long as there's a "Bless her heart" after it, all is ok!
"What is a farm but a mute gospel?"
Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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chessie
True Blue Farmgirl
403 Posts
Karen
Vista
CA
USA
403 Posts |
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Peanut
True Blue Farmgirl
603 Posts
Jennifer
Waverly
Virginia
USA
603 Posts |
Posted - Feb 03 2008 : 3:12:53 PM
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Or my husband's favorite, "Does a bear poop in the woods?"
Means the same as Chessie's.
"What is a farm but a mute gospel?"
Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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peggysue
True Blue Farmgirl
267 Posts
Peggy
Tulsa
Oklahoma
267 Posts |
Posted - Feb 03 2008 : 3:16:04 PM
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my favorite has always been " good granny " meaning, oh goodness..... and if someone left a door open, mama always asked them if they were born in a barn
visit me at my blog
mousiesmom.wordpress.com |
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miss wilma
True Blue Farmgirl
3410 Posts
Wilma
Knob Lick
Ky
USA
3410 Posts |
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chessie
True Blue Farmgirl
403 Posts
Karen
Vista
CA
USA
403 Posts |
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miss wilma
True Blue Farmgirl
3410 Posts
Wilma
Knob Lick
Ky
USA
3410 Posts |
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miss wilma
True Blue Farmgirl
3410 Posts
Wilma
Knob Lick
Ky
USA
3410 Posts |
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KYgurlsrbest
True Blue Farmgirl
4853 Posts
Jonni
Elsmere
Kentucky
USA
4853 Posts |
Posted - Feb 03 2008 : 4:08:50 PM
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Yay Libbie! I'm soooo excited!
Farmgirl Sister #80, thanks to a very special farmgirl from the Bluegrass..."She was built like a watch, a study in balance ... with a neck and head so refined, like a drawing by DaVinci"...
NY Newsday sportswriter Bill Nack describing filly, Ruffian.
http://www.buyhandmade.org/ |
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chessie
True Blue Farmgirl
403 Posts
Karen
Vista
CA
USA
403 Posts |
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farmgirl blessings
True Blue Farmgirl
777 Posts
Lea
TN
777 Posts |
Posted - Feb 03 2008 : 4:18:48 PM
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Congratulations Libby! And I love that saying ... I am going to remember that the next time someone decides to tell me what they think!
Blessings, Lea
www.farmhouseblessings.blogspot.com
www.farmhouseblessings.etsy.com
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"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose." Jim Elliot |
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miss wilma
True Blue Farmgirl
3410 Posts
Wilma
Knob Lick
Ky
USA
3410 Posts |
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junkjunkie
True Blue Farmgirl
1306 Posts
Judy
Lawrenceville
NJ
USA
1306 Posts |
Posted - Feb 03 2008 : 4:23:40 PM
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Yay, Libbie!
"To have life in focus, we must have death in our field of vision." Benedictine monk John Main |
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Nancy Gartenman
True Blue Farmgirl
9093 Posts
Nancy
West Seneca
New York
USA
9093 Posts |
Posted - Feb 03 2008 : 5:38:59 PM
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Good for you Libbie, those were both good sayings that you wrote.
NANCY JO
www.Nancy-Jo.blogspot.com |
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miss wilma
True Blue Farmgirl
3410 Posts
Wilma
Knob Lick
Ky
USA
3410 Posts |
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debinmtns
True Blue Farmgirl
925 Posts
Debi
Hope
Idaho
USA
925 Posts |
Posted - Feb 03 2008 : 8:46:37 PM
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My hubby said, I am finer than frog hair.
And its hotter than 2 squirrels screwin' a wool sock
And the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
and colder than a step mother kiss.
and raining harder like a cow peeing on a flat rock
debinmtns farmgirl #63
Have a Thankfulness Gratitude Attitude.
http://handcraftedncreated.blogspot.com/
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miss wilma
True Blue Farmgirl
3410 Posts
Wilma
Knob Lick
Ky
USA
3410 Posts |
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