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Across the Fence:  'OLDER WOMEN'  |
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CabinCreek-Kentucky
True Blue Farmgirl
8529 Posts
Frannie
Green County
Kentucky
USA
8529 Posts |
 Posted - Jan 26 2008 : 08:19:36 AM
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OH GURLFRENZ .. is this every PERFECT TIMING!!! After talking last night about "WISDOM comes with AGE" .. i woke up to this e-mail an 'older' girlfren sent to me .. jus' had to share it!
OLDER WOMEN
After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said "Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a Hot 25 year old gal.
Now I have a $500,000 house, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and a plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 69 year old woman.
It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old gal and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great?
They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.
True Friends * Frannie
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Libbie
Farmgirl Connection Cultivator
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Anne E.
Elsinore
Utah
USA
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Posted - Jan 26 2008 : 08:24:48 AM
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That one had me laughing out loud!!!!!!! TOoooooo funny!
XOXO, Libbie
"Farmgirl Sister #10," and proud of it!!! |
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mima
True Blue Farmgirl
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Posted - Jan 26 2008 : 09:51:52 AM
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YES!!!! Love it!
"No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars,or sailed to an uncharted land or opened a new heaven to the human spirit." Helen Keller |
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herbquilter
True Blue Farmgirl
891 Posts
Kristine
Bonney Lake
Wa
USA
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Posted - Jan 26 2008 : 1:34:09 PM
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Thank you for the great belly laugh today.
This is Awesome!!!
Blessings,
Kristine ~ Mother of Many & Herbalist
www.herbalmomma.com
Farmgirl Sister #97
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Farmtopia
True Blue Farmgirl
1465 Posts
Zan
New York
New York
USA
1465 Posts |
Posted - Jan 26 2008 : 3:10:52 PM
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Ha Frannie! Here's another one for you, in the same vein:
An old couple celebrated their 40th anniversary together. At 60, they had gone through all of life's ups and downs. At the stroke of midnight on their anniversary, a magical fairy magically appeared in front of them and told them, because of their lifelong commitment to each other, she would grant them each one wish.
The wife said "I would like to have enough money to be able to travel the world with my dear husband."
POOF~ *!*! with a wave of her wand, a huge pile of money appeared in their living room.
Then the fairy turned to the husband. He said "well, my wish were to have a wonderful woman thirty years younger than myself."
His wife looked on, horrified, but the fairy simply said "As you wish"
POOF! And with a wave of her wand, the made the husband 90 years old!
~*~Dream all you dreamers~*~
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junkjunkie
True Blue Farmgirl
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Judy
Lawrenceville
NJ
USA
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Posted - Jan 26 2008 : 4:10:42 PM
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Those are both great!! Thanks for the laugh!
"To have life in focus, we must have death in our field of vision." Benedictine monk John Main |
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Phils Ann
True Blue Farmgirl
1095 Posts
Ann
Parsonsburg
Maryland
USA
1095 Posts |
Posted - Jan 29 2008 : 4:49:55 PM
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Oh, they ARE good! Thanks!
Ann
Sairy Hill Thicket
There is a Redeemer. |
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CabinCreek-Kentucky
True Blue Farmgirl
8529 Posts
Frannie
Green County
Kentucky
USA
8529 Posts |
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Hideaway Farmgirl
True Blue Farmgirl
1553 Posts
Jo
Virginia
USA
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Posted - Jan 30 2008 : 05:34:16 AM
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Laughing...and I think these are both perfect examples of the saying: Be careful what you ask for...you just might get it!
Jo
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Edited by - Hideaway Farmgirl on Jan 30 2008 05:34:39 AM |
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