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Shirlaroo
True Blue Farmgirl
297 Posts
Shirley
Australia
297 Posts |
 Posted - Sep 28 2007 : 6:52:40 PM
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This one has had me giggling for days.
How did the butcher introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
I love these question, answer jokes. Please post your own, and lets get the farmyard laughing.
Friends are the best collectables. |
Edited by - Shirlaroo on Sep 28 2007 6:56:10 PM |
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Carol Sue
True Blue Farmgirl
4033 Posts
Carol Sue
Washingtonian
USA
4033 Posts |
Posted - Sep 28 2007 : 8:06:07 PM
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This one is old. Told it to the grands today.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Enjoying life. |
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Lavendar fields dreamer
True Blue Farmgirl
1032 Posts
little monkeys mommy
washington
USA
1032 Posts |
Posted - Sep 28 2007 : 9:53:53 PM
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hey you stole my joke
hmmm.....
why did the chicken fly across the road and then fall down?
because all of its feathers fell out
my daughters first joke
lavendar girl |
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Marybeth
True Blue Farmgirl
6418 Posts
Mary Beth
Stanwood
Wa 98292
USA
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Annika
True Blue Farmgirl
5602 Posts
Annika
USA
5602 Posts |
Posted - Sep 28 2007 : 11:07:03 PM
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Errrr, I hope I don't offend anybody. I thought this one was cute
Deep in the back woods, of Letcher County a hick's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, “Here, You hold this high so I can see what I am doing!”
Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. “Whoa there”, said the doctor, “Don’t be in such a rush to put that lantern down I think there's another one coming.
Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. “Hold that lantern up, don’t set it down there’s another one! Said the doctor.
Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby. “No, don’t be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there s yet another one coming!” cried the doctor.
The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, “You reckon it might be the light that’s attractin’ ‘em? |
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therusticcottage
True Blue Farmgirl
4439 Posts
Kay
Vancouver
WA
USA
4439 Posts |
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Carol Sue
True Blue Farmgirl
4033 Posts
Carol Sue
Washingtonian
USA
4033 Posts |
Posted - Sep 28 2007 : 11:49:52 PM
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Oh girls this does my heart good. LMBO Annika and Kay funny girls....
Enjoying life. |
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Shirlaroo
True Blue Farmgirl
297 Posts
Shirley
Australia
297 Posts |
Posted - Sep 29 2007 : 12:24:24 AM
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Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well!
Friends are the best collectables. |
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Shirlaroo
True Blue Farmgirl
297 Posts
Shirley
Australia
297 Posts |
Posted - Sep 29 2007 : 3:01:55 PM
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What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?
Youre to little to smoke.
My dh loved your joke Judy!
Friends are the best collectables. |
Edited by - Shirlaroo on Sep 29 2007 3:17:35 PM |
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Luzy
True Blue Farmgirl
922 Posts
Luanne
Pueblo
Colorado
USA
922 Posts |
Posted - Sep 29 2007 : 4:16:31 PM
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There's a guy that takes his first solo skydiving trip. As he's falling and falling, he can't find the rip cord. All at once up from the ground shoots up another guy and they pass in mid air. The first guy yells 'Hey, do you know anything about parachutes"? The guy from the ground says "Nope, do you know anything about gas stoves?!"
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May I always be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.
http://luzy.etsy.com- My etsy store! |
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suzyhomemaker
True Blue Farmgirl
806 Posts
Clare
Tyler Hill
PA
USA
806 Posts |
Posted - Sep 30 2007 : 06:16:00 AM
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A woman was having company over for dinner that night .When it came time for grace, she asked her 6 year old daughter to say it for the night. The little girl said "What do I say?" the mom replied "What you hear me say." So the girl said, "God, why did I invite all these people over here for dinner?"
Country girl in NE PA |
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Mumof3
True Blue Farmgirl
3890 Posts
Karin
Ellenwood
GA
USA
3890 Posts |
Posted - Sep 30 2007 : 10:09:57 AM
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LOL!! I love these jokes. Okay, here's mine:
How many Marxists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?..................................
None. The lightbulb should contain within it the seeds to its own revolution. :)
Karin
Wherever you go, there you are.
Come visit me at:
www.madrekarin.etsy.com
www.madrekarin.blogspot.com |
Edited by - Mumof3 on Sep 30 2007 10:10:29 AM |
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therusticcottage
True Blue Farmgirl
4439 Posts
Kay
Vancouver
WA
USA
4439 Posts |
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ddmashayekhi
True Blue Farmgirl
4740 Posts
Dawn
Naperville
Illinois
USA
4740 Posts |
Posted - Sep 30 2007 : 2:36:27 PM
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What do you call a sleep walking nun?
A Roamin' Catholic!
Dawn in IL |
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Shirlaroo
True Blue Farmgirl
297 Posts
Shirley
Australia
297 Posts |
Posted - Sep 30 2007 : 5:17:01 PM
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea! (no eye deer)
Friends are the best collectables. |
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Shirlaroo
True Blue Farmgirl
297 Posts
Shirley
Australia
297 Posts |
Posted - Sep 30 2007 : 5:20:13 PM
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What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea!
Friends are the best collectables. |
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Lavendar fields dreamer
True Blue Farmgirl
1032 Posts
little monkeys mommy
washington
USA
1032 Posts |
Posted - Oct 06 2007 : 02:05:22 AM
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knock knock
whos there?
cow goes
cow goes who?
cow goes mooo not who
lol i know corny but i have little kids
just trying to get them to tell a joke that makes sense is hard enough
lavendar girl |
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Shirlaroo
True Blue Farmgirl
297 Posts
Shirley
Australia
297 Posts |
Posted - Oct 07 2007 : 03:22:01 AM
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Knock Knock
Whos there?
Shirley
Shirley Who?
Shirley you know me by now! (surely you know me by now)
Friends are the best collectables. |
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Shirlaroo
True Blue Farmgirl
297 Posts
Shirley
Australia
297 Posts |
Posted - Oct 07 2007 : 03:24:07 AM
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Because he might get a hole in one!
Friends are the best collectables. |
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suzyhomemaker
True Blue Farmgirl
806 Posts
Clare
Tyler Hill
PA
USA
806 Posts |
Posted - Oct 07 2007 : 11:34:39 AM
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Love these jokes!! I enjoy this humor thread.
Country girl in NE PA |
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Shirlaroo
True Blue Farmgirl
297 Posts
Shirley
Australia
297 Posts |
Posted - Oct 07 2007 : 8:54:33 PM
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You know what they say Clare, laughter is the best medicine. So here is another one for you.
Why did the fly fly ?
Because the spider spied her!
Friends are the best collectables. |
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Lavendar fields dreamer
True Blue Farmgirl
1032 Posts
little monkeys mommy
washington
USA
1032 Posts |
Posted - Oct 07 2007 : 10:36:43 PM
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ok shirley loved your knock knock joke
lavendar girl |
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therusticcottage
True Blue Farmgirl
4439 Posts
Kay
Vancouver
WA
USA
4439 Posts |
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Lavendar fields dreamer
True Blue Farmgirl
1032 Posts
little monkeys mommy
washington
USA
1032 Posts |
Posted - Oct 07 2007 : 11:51:55 PM
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why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the hen house
courtesy of my girlie girls
lavendar girl |
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Shirlaroo
True Blue Farmgirl
297 Posts
Shirley
Australia
297 Posts |
Posted - Oct 08 2007 : 5:58:53 PM
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Why was six scared?
Because seven eight (ate) nine!
Teresa your girls jokes are too cute. Keep posting them.
Friends are the best collectables. |
Edited by - Shirlaroo on Oct 08 2007 6:01:30 PM |
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quilt8305
True Blue Farmgirl
409 Posts
Mary
Spokane
WA
USA
409 Posts |
Posted - Oct 09 2007 : 08:12:07 AM
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This isn't a joke, but if you can view this video you will be tickled. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anSpBUxsgAU
Mary
Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding. Albert Einstein |
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