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lisamarie508
True Blue Farmgirl
2648 Posts
Lisa
Idaho City
ID
USA
2648 Posts |
 Posted - Nov 16 2007 : 05:39:01 AM
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My daughter told me this one:
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when she spotted a wolf crouching down behind a bush. "My, Mr. Wolf, what big eyes you have!" she said. The wolf jumped up and ran away. Little Red continued on her path when she saw the wolf again crouching behind a log. "My, Mr. Wolf, what big ears you have!" The wolf jumped up and ran away again. Little Red continued on her path again when she saw the wolf crouching behind a rock. "My, Mr. Wolf, what big teeth you have!" The wolf jumped up and said "Would you knock it off! I'm trying to poop here!"
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Nance in France
True Blue Farmgirl
1438 Posts
Nancy
St. Laurent de la Salanque
France
1438 Posts |
Posted - Nov 16 2007 : 06:08:50 AM
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MARY, holy mackerel, gal! That video is TOO much, and SOOO true! TGIF ladies! Hugs, Nance
P.S. You all need to watch that video RIGHT NOW.....why? Because I said so! |
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jpbluesky
True Blue Farmgirl
6066 Posts
Jeannie
Florida
USA
6066 Posts |
Posted - Nov 16 2007 : 06:09:57 AM
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A Episcopal priest was giving a sermon one Sunday morning and a visiting fellow in the back kept jumping up and shouting "Amen!" Then he would jump up and shout "Preach it brother! Then, "Praise the Lord and Hallelujah!"
After about three or four times, an usher quietly went over to the man and said "Could you please be quiet during the sermon?" The fellow said, "But you don't understand, sir, I have got the Holy Spirit!"
The usher politely said "Well, you didn't get it here."
Psalm 51: 10-13 |
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Lavendar fields dreamer
True Blue Farmgirl
1032 Posts
little monkeys mommy
washington
USA
1032 Posts |
Posted - Nov 16 2007 : 09:19:13 AM
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guess what?
chick butt
or
ladybug butt
this is an ongoing joke at our house and yes the kids now not to do it in school
lavendar girl |
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