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CabinCreek-Kentucky
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Frannie
Green County
Kentucky
USA
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 Posted - Jun 02 2007 : 10:19:20 PM
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what's one of the funniest 'jokes' you've ever heard?
and who is your most favorite commedian?
is there any type of humor you do not like?
i like 'dry' humor .. like Woody Allen .. do NOT like 'slapstick' or 'raunchy'
True Friends, Frannie
CABIN CREEK FARM
KENTUCKY
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BotanicalBath
True Blue Farmgirl
1014 Posts
Elizabeth
Ohio
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Posted - Jun 02 2007 : 10:45:11 PM
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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Michigan and bragged that he told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and the housecleaning. He said it took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and no dirty dishes.
The second man had married a woman from Pennsylvania . He bragged that he had given his wife orders to do all the cleaning, the dishes and the cooking. On the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day was better. By the third day, he saw a clean house, the dishes were done and she had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married an Ohio girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the housed cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry done and have hot meal on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye--------- enough to fix a bite to eat, load the dish washer and telephone a landscaper!
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Marybeth
True Blue Farmgirl
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Mary Beth
Stanwood
Wa 98292
USA
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Aunt Jenny
True Blue Farmgirl
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Jenny
middle of
Utah
USA
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Posted - Jun 02 2007 : 11:18:26 PM
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THat one was perfect! I am so bad at telling jokes I usually get mixed up and give away the punch line or whatever so quick that I blow it. My oldest son is SO good at joke telling..very dry. I love to hear them though!
Jenny in Utah
Inside me there is a skinny woman crying to get out...but I can usually shut her up with cookies
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DaisyFarm
True Blue Farmgirl
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Diane
Victoria
BC
Canada
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Posted - Jun 02 2007 : 11:43:37 PM
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I'm the same way Aunt Jenny.
I'm afraid I have to admit to having a somewhat warped sense of humor, but I do like British comedy. Does anyone remember a British series that was on TV a few years ago called "Good Neighbors" about the young couple who were striving to be self-sufficient and their rich neighbors??
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