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wildflower17	Posted - Feb 17 2010 : 12:57:34 PM Some of the "sayins" below really take me down memory lane. I remember hearing them when I was a young girl and used to spend a lot ot time around adults...which I loved... They are not meant to offend anyone...they're all just for fun... Well patch my britches... He was as mad as a mule eating sawbriars... Upon my honor... He could make a preacher cuss... I"ll be dog... The engine is running but nobody's behind the wheel... Them ol scoundrels... If brains was dynamite he would'nt have enough to blow his nose... He's two bricks shy of a full load... She's pert near done... I'm stuck in your craw... He could'nt carry a tune in a bucket.... He was busier than a one legged man at a butt kickin contest... She's silly as a goose... Trying to find that is like trying to find a needle in a haystack... She just stuck her foot in her mouth... And on a more serious note... I just recently found this quote and it spoke volumes to me about our first president of the US... "I'd rather be on my farm than emperor of the world"... George Washington Have a blessed and wonderful day... Smiles... Judy "Country Girl at Heart"...
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Marcy	Posted - Feb 26 2010 : 2:10:50 PM These are all wonderful. Thank you for sharing these! I needed a laugh today. Farmgirl #170 Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give...Eleanor Roosevelt http://marcysworldofcreativity.blogspot.com/
jdbivins	Posted - Feb 26 2010 : 2:05:52 PM My dad used to say "it's darker than 2 black cat's in a tow sack." My husband really got a kick out of my dad. Sadly, he passed away almost 7 years ago. Our first grandson was born 8 days after my dad passed. It was sad, but the new baby didn't allow us time to stay that way. My dad is in a better place now.
windypines	Posted - Feb 26 2010 : 11:27:24 AM Here is one I just saw on a card.......I laughed so hard, tears ran down my legs. Ohhhhhh my michele
chaddsgirl	Posted - Feb 24 2010 : 6:11:54 PM Wound tighter than an eight day clock Just like shootin' fish in a barrel When the wind blows in from the East, the weather's not fit for man nor beast Busier than a one-armed paper hanger She/He doesn't have the sense God gave a goose Slower than molasses in January Braver than a fox in a henhouse Crooked as a dog's hind leg Snug as a bug in a rug A person is a success if they get up in the morning and get to bed at night and in between does what they want to do. Bob Dylan Deeperrootsfarm.etsy.com
alterationsbyemily	Posted - Feb 24 2010 : 5:41:22 PM I am envisioning some serious pillows to give to people! These sayings are so cute See my custom costumes, download free patterns, and hear some spook EVPs from Gettysburg, PA on my site, www.alterationsbyemily.com
Hosanna	Posted - Feb 23 2010 : 08:18:33 AM My dad always said "more nervous than a cat on a hot tin roof." www.happilyeverafterhosanna.blogspot.com www.thewindofheaven.blogspot.com www.CarolinaRoses.etsy.com
classygram	Posted - Feb 23 2010 : 07:48:49 AM Oh girls, I just love all these! Good Old Times!!!! Blessings, Brenda
Annika	Posted - Feb 18 2010 : 07:02:20 AM Knee high to a grasshopper sit a spell Meaner 'n a snake Homely as a bar of soap Annika Farmgirl & sister #13 Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. ~Leonardo DaVinci
Faransgirl	Posted - Feb 18 2010 : 06:57:54 AM How about' he's a half a bubble of plumb down the road a piece Farmgirl Sister 572 May the force of the horse be with you.
wildflower17	Posted - Feb 17 2010 : 8:31:29 PM My husband just reminded me of another funny old saying... Busier than a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs...(really a good one) Smiles... Judy "Country Girl at Heart"...
graciegreeneyes	Posted - Feb 17 2010 : 6:32:55 PM My grandpa always said "pert near" - good to see it:) How about - do you good besides helping you some Be good and if you can't be good, be careful Farmgirl #224 "use it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without"
Kerbear	Posted - Feb 17 2010 : 5:55:42 PM Busier than a cat's litter box Cuter than a bug's ear Thanks Judy! I enjoyed reading the sayings you posted! ~Kerry Farmgirl Sister #975
Lessie Louise	Posted - Feb 17 2010 : 1:51:20 PM Some of these remind me of Grandma! Forget buns of steel, I'd rather have buns of cinnamon! Farmgirl #680!
maggie14	Posted - Feb 17 2010 : 1:00:17 PM I love those Judy!!! I have heard some of them too. Thank you for sharing! Hugs, Channah Friendship is not something that can be bought, it is earned.

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