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| Nance in France |
Posted - Jan 21 2007 : 02:20:09 AM
Apologies to all my wonderful blonde gal pals, bnut this was too cute not to share; if you like, substitute my hair color (red) for blonde and have a good laugh!
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight!
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!(WISH I ONLY WEIGHED 108)
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
LIVE LONGER, LAUGH MORE!! Love ya'll, Nance |
| 6 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| Mumof3 |
Posted - Jan 22 2007 : 09:15:03 AM
Oh, hilarious! I will send those on to my blonde cousin!! ;)
Karin |
| owwlady |
Posted - Jan 22 2007 : 09:02:09 AM
Loved it...thanks for sharing |
| westernhorse51 |
Posted - Jan 22 2007 : 05:33:38 AM
too funny. 
she selects wool and flax and works with eager hands Prov.31:13 |
| Beemoosie |
Posted - Jan 22 2007 : 02:31:20 AM
None of the females in our family are literally blonde; but SOMEDAYS you would think! Thanks for the giggle!
My soul magnifies the Lord, And my spirit rejoices in God my Savior. Luke 1:46,47
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http://beemoosie-picture-diary.blogspot.com/ |
| yellojewl |
Posted - Jan 21 2007 : 1:12:50 PM
These are great! I am blonde, and I always appreciate a good blonde joke...because somedays... |
| Utahfarmgirl |
Posted - Jan 21 2007 : 12:54:44 PM
HYSTERICAL!! Thanks for the laugh!
Love,
P
Farmgirls do it organically! |
