Nancy
St. Laurent de la Salanque
France
1438 Posts
Posted - Jan 21 2007 : 02:20:09 AM
Apologies to all my wonderful blonde gal pals, bnut this was too cute not to share; if you like, substitute my hair color (red) for blonde and have a good laugh!
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight!
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!(WISH I ONLY WEIGHED 108)
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
Blonde's year in review!
Posted - Jan 21 2007 : 02:20:09 AM
