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maggie14 Posted - Jul 20 2011 : 4:46:20 PM
Got this today and had to share! Hope it makes you laugh!

After being married for thirty years....a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her slowly...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

She asked, "What does that mean?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot."

She smiled happily and said...."Oh, that's so lovely.....What about I, J, & K?"

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

The doctor is sure that he will regain consciousness and the swelling will eventually go down...........

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birdie71 Posted - Jul 24 2011 : 09:38:43 AM
HA! HA! HA! That's funny!

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dutchy Posted - Jul 23 2011 : 11:24:29 PM
LOL Hannah...too funny


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maggie14 Posted - Jul 23 2011 : 1:18:44 PM
Oh my goodness, no not my parents! They've been married 24 years and I swear they fall in love more and more each day. :)

Shirley, 44 years?!?! I hope one day I am as blessed as you are farmgirl!

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Hannah

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Nana Shirl Posted - Jul 22 2011 : 05:28:51 AM
SNICKER..SNICKER....my hubby will love this...!! we have been married 44 years today...!! LOVE IT

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gypsy goat Posted - Jul 21 2011 : 5:48:14 PM
too funny!

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ceejay48 Posted - Jul 21 2011 : 5:10:44 PM
Thanks Hannah . . . a good laugh!
Actually I thought you might be posting something about your parents marriage!
Thanks again!
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maggie14 Posted - Jul 21 2011 : 4:11:38 PM
I'm so glad you all liked it! :)
Hugs,
Hannah

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sweettea59 Posted - Jul 21 2011 : 07:15:57 AM
Good laugh!!! I can't wait to show this to my husband, we have been married 32 years. We'll see what he says about I,J, and K.

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Okie Farm Girl Posted - Jul 21 2011 : 04:05:59 AM
Oh, that was cute!! I have to agree with Brenda. I was afraid to click on the subject because I thought maybe something was wrong. I have a very close friend whose husband left her after 30 years of marriage and it was awful. So I am soooo glad for the laugh!! :-)

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knittinchick Posted - Jul 20 2011 : 10:58:56 PM
Definite lol on this one! Thanks for sharing!
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LightGreenThumb Posted - Jul 20 2011 : 8:09:02 PM
I shared with my husband and he laughed out loud too. I suppose the guy got what he deserved!

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brightmeadow Posted - Jul 20 2011 : 7:58:36 PM
I have to admit, I was afraid to click on this one, afraid it was a sad tale of a marriage gone awry. But when I actually did, I laughed out loud!

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Ninibini Posted - Jul 20 2011 : 7:53:01 PM
LOL! Hannah! LOL!!! Hugs - Nini

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Blessed in Colorado Posted - Jul 20 2011 : 6:41:08 PM
That was wonderful Hannah thanks so much for sharing, I needed a good laugh.
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embchicken Posted - Jul 20 2011 : 6:07:39 PM
Hannah~ I am rolling on the floor - that is too funny!!

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