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Across the Fence:  30 years of marriage.....  |
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maggie14
True Blue Farmgirl
6784 Posts
Hannah
Washington
USA
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 Posted - Jul 20 2011 : 4:46:20 PM
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Got this today and had to share! Hope it makes you laugh!
After being married for thirty years....a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her slowly...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot."
She smiled happily and said...."Oh, that's so lovely.....What about I, J, & K?"
He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"
The doctor is sure that he will regain consciousness and the swelling will eventually go down...........
Farmgirl sister #1219!
"Lifes not about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away."
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embchicken
True Blue Farmgirl
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Elaine
Ocean
NJ
USA
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Blessed in Colorado
True Blue Farmgirl
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Debbie L.
Oregon
USA
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Ninibini
True Blue Farmgirl
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Nini
Pennsylvania
USA
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Posted - Jul 20 2011 : 7:53:01 PM
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LOL! Hannah! LOL!!! Hugs - Nini
Farmgirl Sister #1974
God gave us two hands... one to help ourselves, and one to help others!
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brightmeadow
True Blue Farmgirl
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Brenda
Lucas
Ohio
USA
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LightGreenThumb
True Blue Farmgirl
170 Posts
Elizabeth
Spokane
WA
USA
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Posted - Jul 20 2011 : 8:09:02 PM
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I shared with my husband and he laughed out loud too. I suppose the guy got what he deserved!
Elizabeth <><
Farmgirl #3091
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knittinchick
True Blue Farmgirl
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Megan
Wisconsin
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Posted - Jul 20 2011 : 10:58:56 PM
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Definite lol on this one! Thanks for sharing!
God's and Farmgirl's Blessings,
Megan
At heart, I am both a sassy city girl and a down-home country gal.
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Okie Farm Girl
True Blue Farmgirl
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Mary Beth
McLoud
Oklahoma
USA
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Posted - Jul 21 2011 : 04:05:59 AM
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Oh, that was cute!! I have to agree with Brenda. I was afraid to click on the subject because I thought maybe something was wrong. I have a very close friend whose husband left her after 30 years of marriage and it was awful. So I am soooo glad for the laugh!! :-)
Mary Beth
www.OklahomaPastryCloth.com
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sweettea59
True Blue Farmgirl
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Sherry
Longview
Texas
USA
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Posted - Jul 21 2011 : 07:15:57 AM
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Good laugh!!! I can't wait to show this to my husband, we have been married 32 years. We'll see what he says about I,J, and K.
Sherry
Farmgirl #2215
Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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maggie14
True Blue Farmgirl
6784 Posts
Hannah
Washington
USA
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Posted - Jul 21 2011 : 4:11:38 PM
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I'm so glad you all liked it! :)
Hugs,
Hannah
Farmgirl sister #1219!
"Lifes not about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away."
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ceejay48
Farmgirl Legend/Schoolmarm/Sharpshooter
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CeeJay (CJ)
Dolores
Colorado
USA
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gypsy goat
True Blue Farmgirl
673 Posts
mary jo
michigan
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Posted - Jul 21 2011 : 5:48:14 PM
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too funny!
farmgirl#1362 whatever you are be a good one-abe lincoln |
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Nana Shirl
True Blue Farmgirl
352 Posts
Shirley
Kit Carson
Colorado
USA
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Posted - Jul 22 2011 : 05:28:51 AM
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SNICKER..SNICKER....my hubby will love this...!! we have been married 44 years today...!! LOVE IT
You can't get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. ~C.S. Lewis |
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maggie14
True Blue Farmgirl
6784 Posts
Hannah
Washington
USA
6784 Posts |
Posted - Jul 23 2011 : 1:18:44 PM
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Oh my goodness, no not my parents! They've been married 24 years and I swear they fall in love more and more each day. :)
Shirley, 44 years?!?! I hope one day I am as blessed as you are farmgirl!
Hugs,
Hannah
Farmgirl sister #1219!
"Lifes not about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away."
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dutchy
True Blue Farmgirl
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Posted - Jul 23 2011 : 11:24:29 PM
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LOL Hannah...too funny
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birdie71
True Blue Farmgirl
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Robin
Glendale
Arizona
USA
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Across the Fence: 30 years of marriage..... |
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