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Okie Farm Girl Posted - May 19 2011 : 10:14:49 AM
And I got it when I turned on the news. Just to make sure the reporting was accurate, I went to the CDC website (Center for Disease Control) at http://emergency.cdc.gov/
and checked it out. Sure enough, there it was - directions for preparing for an attack by Flesh Eating Zombies. I know WE are preparing and you should too. Get those backpacks ready because you never know when a zombie might invade your space!!
And if you don't take heed, well...the consequences are your own fault!! :-)

From your good Girl Scout with an Emergency Preparedness Badge

Mary Beth

www.OklahomaPastryCloth.com
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The Sovereign Lord is my strength - Habakkuk 3:19
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acairnsmom Posted - May 20 2011 : 4:11:12 PM
Oh my gosh! ROTFL big time! Thank you so much for site and the jokes!

Audrey

Toto, we're not in Kansas any more!
cynfullypurple Posted - May 20 2011 : 06:53:29 AM
Very funny!!! Love the use of humor for getting people to look at important information to know.

Can't wait to show it to my 14 year old who LOVES zombie movies...me not so much..YUCK


Cyn~
Farmgirl #2817

"I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me."
Fiddlehead Farm Posted - May 20 2011 : 05:32:34 AM
Giggle.

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I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one hell of a good time. Sometimes this makes planning my day difficult.
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BalancingAct Posted - May 19 2011 : 9:40:19 PM
I needed this laugh! Someone sent me an email on this Zombie thing and I was rolling! Then I find y'all talkin' 'bout it. ROF!

Farmgirl Sister #2851 -"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
Okie Farm Girl Posted - May 19 2011 : 6:30:36 PM
Nini, groooaaaannnnn. :-)

Mary Beth

www.OklahomaPastryCloth.com
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The Sovereign Lord is my strength - Habakkuk 3:19
Ninibini Posted - May 19 2011 : 6:01:29 PM
Carol - I'm so bad - I blame it on my boys! LOL!

Oh, Sharon! My guys are gonna LOVE that one!!!! LOL!!

Mary Beth, I'm afraid no matter how you slice it, it's gonna be in "bad taste"... LOL!!!

Okay, stick a fork in me, I think I'm done! LOL!!!!


Farmgirl Sister #1974

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Okie Farm Girl Posted - May 19 2011 : 3:44:08 PM
Nini, that was good! Sharon, but what if you are called "Peachy" as a name of endearment? Or "Pumpkin" or "Pepper"??? I'm thinkin' you're in trouble.

Then again, Carol may have something. If the world is ending on Saturday, that's not enough time for the Zombies to attack anyway. I don't think we have anything to worry about.

Mary Beth

www.OklahomaPastryCloth.com
www.Oklahomapastrycloth.com/blog
The Sovereign Lord is my strength - Habakkuk 3:19
Calicogirl Posted - May 19 2011 : 3:23:57 PM
Oh Nini,

or....you could eat the 'flesh' of a peach or piece of fruit

~Sharon

By His Grace, For His Glory

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Lessie Louise Posted - May 19 2011 : 2:13:18 PM
Good one, Nini!


....it's what's inside a women, when she's up against the land.

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Ninibini Posted - May 19 2011 : 2:11:23 PM
Oh! Oh! I know!!! A head of lettuce... A head of cauliflower... A head of broccoli....



Farmgirl Sister #1974

God gave us two hands... one to help ourselves, and one to help others!

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Ninibini Posted - May 19 2011 : 2:10:16 PM
Just wondering... if you're vegan before you become a zombie - what do you eat when you become a zombie????

;)

Farmgirl Sister #1974

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Lessie Louise Posted - May 19 2011 : 2:06:28 PM
Between that and the world ending Saturday, I'm not sure just what to do! Remember that old movie "Night of the Living Dead"?

....it's what's inside a women, when she's up against the land.

Farmgirl #680!

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