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Okie Farm Girl
True Blue Farmgirl
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Mary Beth
McLoud
Oklahoma
USA
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 Posted - May 19 2011 : 10:14:49 AM
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And I got it when I turned on the news. Just to make sure the reporting was accurate, I went to the CDC website (Center for Disease Control) at http://emergency.cdc.gov/
and checked it out. Sure enough, there it was - directions for preparing for an attack by Flesh Eating Zombies. I know WE are preparing and you should too. Get those backpacks ready because you never know when a zombie might invade your space!!
And if you don't take heed, well...the consequences are your own fault!! :-)
From your good Girl Scout with an Emergency Preparedness Badge
Mary Beth
www.OklahomaPastryCloth.com
www.Oklahomapastrycloth.com/blog
The Sovereign Lord is my strength - Habakkuk 3:19 |
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Lessie Louise
True Blue Farmgirl
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Carol
PECULIAR
MO
USA
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Posted - May 19 2011 : 2:06:28 PM
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Between that and the world ending Saturday, I'm not sure just what to do! Remember that old movie "Night of the Living Dead"?
....it's what's inside a women, when she's up against the land.
Farmgirl #680!
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Ninibini
True Blue Farmgirl
7577 Posts
Nini
Pennsylvania
USA
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Posted - May 19 2011 : 2:10:16 PM
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Just wondering... if you're vegan before you become a zombie - what do you eat when you become a zombie????
;)
Farmgirl Sister #1974
God gave us two hands... one to help ourselves, and one to help others!
www.papercraftingwithnini.myctmh.com
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Ninibini
True Blue Farmgirl
7577 Posts
Nini
Pennsylvania
USA
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Posted - May 19 2011 : 2:11:23 PM
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Oh! Oh! I know!!! A head of lettuce... A head of cauliflower... A head of broccoli....
Farmgirl Sister #1974
God gave us two hands... one to help ourselves, and one to help others!
www.papercraftingwithnini.myctmh.com
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Lessie Louise
True Blue Farmgirl
1406 Posts
Carol
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MO
USA
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Calicogirl
True Blue Farmgirl
5216 Posts
Sharon
Bruce Crossing
Michigan
USA
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Okie Farm Girl
True Blue Farmgirl
1674 Posts
Mary Beth
McLoud
Oklahoma
USA
1674 Posts |
Posted - May 19 2011 : 3:44:08 PM
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Nini, that was good! Sharon, but what if you are called "Peachy" as a name of endearment? Or "Pumpkin" or "Pepper"??? I'm thinkin' you're in trouble.
Then again, Carol may have something. If the world is ending on Saturday, that's not enough time for the Zombies to attack anyway. I don't think we have anything to worry about.
Mary Beth
www.OklahomaPastryCloth.com
www.Oklahomapastrycloth.com/blog
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Ninibini
True Blue Farmgirl
7577 Posts
Nini
Pennsylvania
USA
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Posted - May 19 2011 : 6:01:29 PM
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Carol - I'm so bad - I blame it on my boys! LOL!
Oh, Sharon! My guys are gonna LOVE that one!!!! LOL!!
Mary Beth, I'm afraid no matter how you slice it, it's gonna be in "bad taste"... LOL!!!
Okay, stick a fork in me, I think I'm done! LOL!!!!
Farmgirl Sister #1974
God gave us two hands... one to help ourselves, and one to help others!
www.papercraftingwithnini.myctmh.com
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Okie Farm Girl
True Blue Farmgirl
1674 Posts
Mary Beth
McLoud
Oklahoma
USA
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BalancingAct
True Blue Farmgirl
297 Posts
Jackie
Hoosierville
USA
297 Posts |
Posted - May 19 2011 : 9:40:19 PM
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I needed this laugh! Someone sent me an email on this Zombie thing and I was rolling! Then I find y'all talkin' 'bout it. ROF!
Farmgirl Sister #2851 -"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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Fiddlehead Farm
True Blue Farmgirl
4562 Posts
Diane
Waupaca
WI
USA
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Posted - May 20 2011 : 05:32:34 AM
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Giggle.
http://studiodiphotosite.shutterfly.com/
farmgirl sister #922
Happy to be a "Raggedy Ann" in a Barbie World!
I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one hell of a good time. Sometimes this makes planning my day difficult.
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cynfullypurple
True Blue Farmgirl
190 Posts
Cynthia
Endwell
NY
USA
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Posted - May 20 2011 : 06:53:29 AM
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Very funny!!! Love the use of humor for getting people to look at important information to know.
Can't wait to show it to my 14 year old who LOVES zombie movies...me not so much..YUCK
Cyn~
Farmgirl #2817
"I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me."
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acairnsmom
True Blue Farmgirl
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audrey
cheyenne
wy
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Posted - May 20 2011 : 4:11:12 PM
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Oh my gosh! ROTFL big time! Thank you so much for site and the jokes!
Audrey
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