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Marybeth Posted - Mar 13 2010 : 10:22:40 AM
I snorted when I read this. Too funny!!

The Marriage Seminar

While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor.
"It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." Addressing Tom he said, "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?
The rest of the story gets rather ugly, so I'll stop right here.



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mscountrygirl Posted - Mar 16 2010 : 9:42:58 PM
I have told this story to so many people. I am so glad you shared this. I asked my husband this question just to see what he would say. His answer was roses, but mentioned that I prefer small kitchen appliances!!!

It's all good!

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bdhughes77 Posted - Mar 16 2010 : 9:36:45 PM
Very funny!

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katmiller Posted - Mar 14 2010 : 10:48:59 PM
Sounds exactly like my hubby as well!! LOL
AlyssaMarie Posted - Mar 14 2010 : 8:11:32 PM
LOL!!!! I read that to my husband and he said "and that's how the fight started..." We both got a good chuckle!

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Cowgirl Cocinera Posted - Mar 14 2010 : 6:40:29 PM
It wouldn't be so funny if it wasn't so true! Thanks for the chuckle. Dana

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LBP Posted - Mar 14 2010 : 4:37:19 PM
LOL!!! I prefer VA's Best!!
ceejay48 Posted - Mar 14 2010 : 3:48:34 PM


Reminds me of the other day when I was spelling words for my hubby, in the presence of another person who can't spell but does understand the words.

I cannot tell you how many times I spelled "program" for him because he just could NOT get it. I finally was laughing so hard I couldn't speak . . . or spell.

I had to go WRITE IT DOWN FOR HIM . . . we laughed and he was mortified!!!

CJ

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herblady55 Posted - Mar 14 2010 : 2:56:03 PM
hahaahahahahaa...ROFL.....that's a Man for ya...Sure of Himself and Thinkin' of Food!!! ...lolololol

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texdane Posted - Mar 14 2010 : 1:18:29 PM
LOL! LOL!

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Diane B Carter Posted - Mar 14 2010 : 12:31:33 PM
That's men for you. My step daughter asked what 2 colors mixed together made pink. The men had no clue. Then asked what the stats were on some guy I had no clue who he was. All the men knew the football player an everything about him. Men are so funny.

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mscountrygirl Posted - Mar 14 2010 : 08:36:52 AM
I could so see my husband saying that. I think it's hilarious!

It's all good!
solilly Posted - Mar 14 2010 : 08:08:56 AM
Yes that is cute. My husband would have said any number of flowers for he knows I buy plant and tend to a rather large serect garden. That he loves as much as I do for the looks and smells. Got to love him. Lilly

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vintagediva1 Posted - Mar 14 2010 : 07:43:14 AM
Love it
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Candy C. Posted - Mar 14 2010 : 07:39:02 AM


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Lainey Posted - Mar 14 2010 : 04:34:46 AM
lol

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Bear5 Posted - Mar 13 2010 : 6:57:21 PM
Funny, what a hoot. Typical man.
Marly

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jpbluesky Posted - Mar 13 2010 : 5:58:10 PM
I kinda think that is sweet! But then my dad worked for Pillsbury for his whole life.

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ClaireSky Posted - Mar 13 2010 : 5:24:22 PM
Please share the rest of the story....hehehehe

Julie
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Twinsmom Posted - Mar 13 2010 : 1:34:34 PM
Thanks for the laugh! I would love to read the rest.
classygram Posted - Mar 13 2010 : 1:29:06 PM
I had one of those snortin' laughs over that one!

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1badmamawolf Posted - Mar 13 2010 : 11:41:41 AM
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Annika Posted - Mar 13 2010 : 11:40:28 AM
Bustin' up! I imagine things got rather het up from there... =D

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Marcy Posted - Mar 13 2010 : 11:37:01 AM
Thank you for my laugh of the day!! This is so true!

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Nancy Gartenman Posted - Mar 13 2010 : 10:52:20 AM
Pretty funny MB.

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maggie14 Posted - Mar 13 2010 : 10:51:31 AM
hahahaha!!! Just like a man! lol
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