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yarnmamma Posted - Dec 13 2009 : 3:55:23 PM
One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his boss and says that he feels very sick, and won't be able to go to work.
Way up in heaven, Saint Peter sees all this and asks God, ''Are you really going to let him get away with this?''

''No, I guess not,'' says God.

The priest drives about five to six hours away, so he doesn't bump into anyone he knows. The golf course is empty when he gets there. So he takes his first swing, drives the ball 495 yards away and gets a hole in one.

Saint Peter watches in disbelief and asks, '' Why did you let him do that?''

To this God says, ''Who's he going to tell?''



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paradiseplantation Posted - Dec 15 2009 : 04:48:11 AM
Oh, I'll be calling Msgr. Earl to tell him that one!!!!! He'll love it!

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Mumof3 Posted - Dec 14 2009 : 08:06:05 AM
Thanks for the little chuckle. :)

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Ga Girl Posted - Dec 14 2009 : 04:49:52 AM
funny! Thanks for sharing! Blessings,Karen

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Mikki Posted - Dec 13 2009 : 10:16:50 PM
ROFL bhahahhaaa that is so cute


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Alee Posted - Dec 13 2009 : 10:05:15 PM
Oh my gosh that is tooo funny!

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knittingmom Posted - Dec 13 2009 : 4:32:43 PM
too funny

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maggie14 Posted - Dec 13 2009 : 4:27:24 PM
lol Linda!! Thanks for sharing!!
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