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| goneriding |
Posted - Dec 09 2009 : 06:36:32 AM
1. People ask, when Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em.
2. The pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," and then five guys and two women stand up.
3. Opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday.
4. A member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of."... See More
5. The choir is known as the "OK Chorale."
6. Boone's Farm "Tickle Pink" is the favorite wine for communion.
7. In a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven last names in the church directory.
8. Baptism is referred to as "branding".
9. There is a special fund raiser for a new church septic tank.
10. High notes on the organ set the dogs on the floor to howling.
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I got a real laugh out of #3 and 10. 
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| therusticcottage |
Posted - Dec 13 2009 : 3:09:28 PM
This is hilarious!!! I love #3!
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| herblady55 |
Posted - Dec 13 2009 : 1:14:38 PM
How funny this is! "Cowgirl" Dana.....your addition cracked me up.I can just picture it. I wear long skirts and my Cowboy(girl) boots 3 seasons of the year. I never get tired of them. But....no spurs yet.lol
Judy
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| magnoliakathy |
Posted - Dec 10 2009 : 4:56:40 PM
I liked # 6.
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| krissy |
Posted - Dec 10 2009 : 09:40:16 AM
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Originally posted by Cowgirl Cocinera
Winona, I go to a cowboy church here in northeastern Oklahoma and these all apply.
There's one I can add. Whenever our folks take up the offering you hear spurs jangle! In the summer we rope in the church arena after church. There's always lots of people in the congregation wearing cowboy hats and spurs, including the pastor.
Vaya con Dios, Dana
Oooh, that sounds fun! I would love that church!
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| Claude09647 |
Posted - Dec 09 2009 : 8:46:47 PM
That is just hilarious! I think its so funny because its all so true
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| kristin sherrill |
Posted - Dec 09 2009 : 8:14:06 PM
That's so funny. I love #4.
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| maggie14 |
Posted - Dec 09 2009 : 7:28:23 PM
That is so funny!! Thanks for sharing!!
Hugs,
Channah
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| Cowgirl Cocinera |
Posted - Dec 09 2009 : 5:41:23 PM
Winona, I go to a cowboy church here in northeastern Oklahoma and these all apply.
There's one I can add. Whenever our folks take up the offering you hear spurs jangle! In the summer we rope in the church arena after church. There's always lots of people in the congregation wearing cowboy hats and spurs, including the pastor.
Vaya con Dios, Dana |
| Prairie Princess |
Posted - Dec 09 2009 : 3:59:46 PM
LOL Too funny, Winona! Thanks for sharing! :)
~Jodi
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| crafter |
Posted - Dec 09 2009 : 3:15:10 PM
for crying out loud- I have a brother that everyone calls BUBBA!
I'll share this with him and he will laugh his rear-end off!
thanks for the great laugh!
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| Ga Girl |
Posted - Dec 09 2009 : 2:50:09 PM
To funny! And we do have a Bubba in our church!hehe
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| gramadinah |
Posted - Dec 09 2009 : 07:30:46 AM
Cute and very funny.
Diana
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