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harmonyfarm Posted - Aug 06 2009 : 11:53:32 AM
I am passing this on to you because it definitely
worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives!

A doctor on TV this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So, I looked around the house to see the things I'd started and hadn't finished and before you know it, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay,a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, tha mainder of a botl Prozic and Valumscriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.

Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee AR in ned ov inr pece..

lof,
d ebbieeeeee


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acairnsmom Posted - Oct 06 2009 : 5:55:26 PM
Love it! Love it! Love it!

Audrey

Toto, we're not in Kansas any more!
levisgrammy Posted - Oct 06 2009 : 4:58:19 PM
Debbie,
Thanks for the laugh. I needed that after being at work all day. I was tuckered out and needed a pick me up!
lol!

God is good....all the time.
Denise
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paradiseplantation Posted - Oct 06 2009 : 07:08:43 AM
Perfect! I'm gonna be grinning all day now!

from the hearts of paradise...
prairie_princess Posted - Oct 04 2009 : 6:38:33 PM
thanks debbie! i needed a good laugh after such a hard working week!

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- Guy Clark

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lilwing Posted - Oct 04 2009 : 1:55:20 PM
This cracked me up! I sent it on to my family and friends on email. It was so good. Thanks for sharing.

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Prairie Princess Posted - Oct 03 2009 : 4:29:25 PM
LOL That is too funny, Debbie! Thanks for sharing, I did need the laugh!! :)

~Jodi

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southerncrossgirl Posted - Oct 03 2009 : 1:11:34 PM
That's funny rit thar i don't kar who u r

"A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes"==Cinderella
keyboo Posted - Oct 03 2009 : 07:45:30 AM
Here's a good one for ya... I was grocery shopping, and in a hurry... AND someone was behind me in lind at the check-out...rushing me...I paid for my things, left the store, and on my way home realized that I had a gallon of milk in my car, on the floor! I didn't buy milk?? I stole the milk from the woman behind me in line!!! So, I called the store when I got home and told them I would be in to pay for the milk whenever I was back in town....EVERYONE had a good laugh!! Lucy
Bear5 Posted - Aug 06 2009 : 7:58:01 PM
That's a hoot and a half!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
Marly

"It's only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth- and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up- that we will begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had." Elisabeth Kurler-Ross
keyboo Posted - Aug 06 2009 : 7:54:13 PM
soooooooooooo, funny!!
thanks!! Lucy
BarefootGoatGirl Posted - Aug 06 2009 : 6:59:13 PM
lol! that would make me feel great too.......for awhile atleast!



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kristin sherrill Posted - Aug 06 2009 : 6:56:45 PM
I can hardly see to type! That is hillarious! I sure did need a good laugh. And not such a bad idea, either. I think I like that doctor.

Kris

Happiness is simple.
knittingmom Posted - Aug 06 2009 : 2:52:55 PM
too funny!

"There is no foot so small that it cannot leave an imprint on this world"
LauriP Posted - Aug 06 2009 : 2:47:51 PM
~~ ~~ Oh, this is just too too funny!! -- Thanx for makin' the day go a lot better!!

Laurianne
Jennifer Mulkey Posted - Aug 06 2009 : 2:35:58 PM
LOL, hilarious !

Jenny
Marcy Posted - Aug 06 2009 : 2:33:25 PM
Very cute! Thanks so much for sharing this!

Farmgirl #170

Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give...Eleanor Roosevelt

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crafter Posted - Aug 06 2009 : 2:16:21 PM
That is so funny- I may try to finish some things up too!!
xoxo-Lori

Thank GOD I'm a Country Girl!
chaddsgirl Posted - Aug 06 2009 : 1:35:45 PM
Maybe I should give that a shot.....LOL!! Thanks Debbie!

A person is a success if they get up in the morning and get to bed at night and in between does what they want to do. Bob Dylan
knitnpickinatune Posted - Aug 06 2009 : 1:28:05 PM
OMG that's funny.....

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dutchy Posted - Aug 06 2009 : 1:25:24 PM
LO(L that is way funny!!!

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Mumof3 Posted - Aug 06 2009 : 1:06:03 PM
Oh, gosh. lol

Karin

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Lessie Louise Posted - Aug 06 2009 : 12:59:59 PM
LOL, that's great. Thanks.

how sweet it is to love some one, how right itis to care
Sitnalta Posted - Aug 06 2009 : 12:56:54 PM
ROFL! I love it!! ehehehe

Jessie

People are like stained-glass windows.
They sparkle and shine when the sun is out,
but when the darkness sets in,
their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.


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Alee Posted - Aug 06 2009 : 11:58:24 AM
That is funny Debbie!!

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GrammyGoose Posted - Aug 06 2009 : 11:57:27 AM
Thanks for the smiles, Debbie! I will definitely pass them along!

Sue
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