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harmonyfarm
True Blue Farmgirl

785 Posts

Debbie
Southeastern Ohio
USA
785 Posts

Posted - Aug 06 2009 :  11:53:32 AM  Show Profile
I am passing this on to you because it definitely
worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives!

A doctor on TV this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So, I looked around the house to see the things I'd started and hadn't finished and before you know it, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay,a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, tha mainder of a botl Prozic and Valumscriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.

Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee AR in ned ov inr pece..

lof,
d ebbieeeeee


"If you can't find the time to do it right...how will you find the time to do it over"

GrammyGoose
True Blue Farmgirl

163 Posts

Sue
Liverpool PA
USA
163 Posts

Posted - Aug 06 2009 :  11:57:27 AM  Show Profile
Thanks for the smiles, Debbie! I will definitely pass them along!

Sue
Farmgirl #656

"This is the day that God made, let us drink juice and enjoy it!" - Reece Stutts, age 3
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Alee
True Blue Farmgirl

22941 Posts

Alee
Worland Wy
USA
22941 Posts

Posted - Aug 06 2009 :  11:58:24 AM  Show Profile  Send Alee a Yahoo! Message
That is funny Debbie!!

Alee
Farmgirl Sister #8
www.awarmheart.com
www.farmgirlalee.blogspot.com
www.allergyjourneys.blogspot.com
Put your pin on the farmgirl map! www.farmgirlmap.blogspot.com
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Sitnalta
True Blue Farmgirl

4208 Posts

Jessica
NJ
USA
4208 Posts

Posted - Aug 06 2009 :  12:56:54 PM  Show Profile
ROFL! I love it!! ehehehe

Jessie

People are like stained-glass windows.
They sparkle and shine when the sun is out,
but when the darkness sets in,
their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.


www.messiejessie2.blogspot.com
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Lessie Louise
True Blue Farmgirl

1406 Posts

Carol
PECULIAR MO
USA
1406 Posts

Posted - Aug 06 2009 :  12:59:59 PM  Show Profile
LOL, that's great. Thanks.

how sweet it is to love some one, how right itis to care
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Mumof3
True Blue Farmgirl

3890 Posts

Karin
Ellenwood GA
USA
3890 Posts

Posted - Aug 06 2009 :  1:06:03 PM  Show Profile
Oh, gosh. lol

Karin

Farmgirl Sister
# 18 :)



www.perfectlittlemiracle.blogspot.com
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dutchy
True Blue Farmgirl

4427 Posts



4427 Posts

Posted - Aug 06 2009 :  1:25:24 PM  Show Profile
LO(L that is way funny!!!

Hugs from Marian/Dutchy, a farmgirl from the Netherlands :)

My personal blog:
http://just-me-a-dutch-girl.blogspot.com/

Almost daily updates on me and mine :)
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knitnpickinatune
True Blue Farmgirl

1140 Posts

Sherrie
Gardena California
USA
1140 Posts

Posted - Aug 06 2009 :  1:28:05 PM  Show Profile
OMG that's funny.....

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chaddsgirl
True Blue Farmgirl

843 Posts

Sarah
Farmgirl Sisterhood #639 MO
USA
843 Posts

Posted - Aug 06 2009 :  1:35:45 PM  Show Profile
Maybe I should give that a shot.....LOL!! Thanks Debbie!

A person is a success if they get up in the morning and get to bed at night and in between does what they want to do. Bob Dylan
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crafter
True Blue Farmgirl

2313 Posts

lori
Fort Atkinson Wisconsin
USA
2313 Posts

Posted - Aug 06 2009 :  2:16:21 PM  Show Profile
That is so funny- I may try to finish some things up too!!
xoxo-Lori

Thank GOD I'm a Country Girl!
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Marcy
True Blue Farmgirl

2701 Posts

Marcy
Tiverton Rhode Island
USA
2701 Posts

Posted - Aug 06 2009 :  2:33:25 PM  Show Profile
Very cute! Thanks so much for sharing this!

Farmgirl #170

Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give...Eleanor Roosevelt

http://marcysworldofcreativity.blogspot.com/
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Jennifer Mulkey
True Blue Farmgirl

59 Posts

Jennifer
Arkansas City KS
USA
59 Posts

Posted - Aug 06 2009 :  2:35:58 PM  Show Profile
LOL, hilarious !

Jenny
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LauriP
True Blue Farmgirl

239 Posts

Laurianne
Hertford North Carolina
USA
239 Posts

Posted - Aug 06 2009 :  2:47:51 PM  Show Profile
~~ ~~ Oh, this is just too too funny!! -- Thanx for makin' the day go a lot better!!

Laurianne
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knittingmom
True Blue Farmgirl

665 Posts

AnneMarie
Edmonton Alberta
Canada
665 Posts

Posted - Aug 06 2009 :  2:52:55 PM  Show Profile
too funny!

"There is no foot so small that it cannot leave an imprint on this world"
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kristin sherrill
True Blue Farmgirl

11303 Posts

kristin
chickamauga ga
USA
11303 Posts

Posted - Aug 06 2009 :  6:56:45 PM  Show Profile
I can hardly see to type! That is hillarious! I sure did need a good laugh. And not such a bad idea, either. I think I like that doctor.

Kris

Happiness is simple.
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BarefootGoatGirl
True Blue Farmgirl

1495 Posts

Corrine
North Carolina
USA
1495 Posts

Posted - Aug 06 2009 :  6:59:13 PM  Show Profile  Send BarefootGoatGirl a Yahoo! Message
lol! that would make me feel great too.......for awhile atleast!



What we write today slipped into our souls some other day when we were alone and doing nothing.
-Brenda Ueland

http://quilandneedle.blogspot.com/

http://musingandmuttering.blogspot.com
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keyboo
True Blue Farmgirl

69 Posts

Lucy
Cambridge Springs Pa.
USA
69 Posts

Posted - Aug 06 2009 :  7:54:13 PM  Show Profile
soooooooooooo, funny!!
thanks!! Lucy
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Bear5
True Blue Farmgirl

13055 Posts


Louisiana/Texas
USA
13055 Posts

Posted - Aug 06 2009 :  7:58:01 PM  Show Profile
That's a hoot and a half!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
Marly

"It's only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth- and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up- that we will begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had." Elisabeth Kurler-Ross
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keyboo
True Blue Farmgirl

69 Posts

Lucy
Cambridge Springs Pa.
USA
69 Posts

Posted - Oct 03 2009 :  07:45:30 AM  Show Profile
Here's a good one for ya... I was grocery shopping, and in a hurry... AND someone was behind me in lind at the check-out...rushing me...I paid for my things, left the store, and on my way home realized that I had a gallon of milk in my car, on the floor! I didn't buy milk?? I stole the milk from the woman behind me in line!!! So, I called the store when I got home and told them I would be in to pay for the milk whenever I was back in town....EVERYONE had a good laugh!! Lucy
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southerncrossgirl
True Blue Farmgirl

631 Posts

Gena
Harmony NC
USA
631 Posts

Posted - Oct 03 2009 :  1:11:34 PM  Show Profile
That's funny rit thar i don't kar who u r

"A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes"==Cinderella
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Prairie Princess
True Blue Farmgirl

1075 Posts

Jodi
Washington
USA
1075 Posts

Posted - Oct 03 2009 :  4:29:25 PM  Show Profile
LOL That is too funny, Debbie! Thanks for sharing, I did need the laugh!! :)

~Jodi

"Women are like teabags...you never know how strong they are until they get into hot water." Eleanor Roosevelt

www.jodielyzabeth.blogspot.com
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lilwing
True Blue Farmgirl

1403 Posts

Brooke
Fulshear Texas
USA
1403 Posts

Posted - Oct 04 2009 :  1:55:20 PM  Show Profile  Send lilwing a Yahoo! Message
This cracked me up! I sent it on to my family and friends on email. It was so good. Thanks for sharing.

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http://nightbirdtrading.etsy.com
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prairie_princess
True Blue Farmgirl

613 Posts

Elizabeth
Carpenter WY
USA
613 Posts

Posted - Oct 04 2009 :  6:38:33 PM  Show Profile
thanks debbie! i needed a good laugh after such a hard working week!

"Only two things that money can't buy, that's true love and homegrown tomatoes."
- Guy Clark

"The man who has planted a garden feels he has done something for the good of the world."
- Charles Dudley Warner
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paradiseplantation
True Blue Farmgirl

1277 Posts

julie
social springs community Louisiana
USA
1277 Posts

Posted - Oct 06 2009 :  07:08:43 AM  Show Profile
Perfect! I'm gonna be grinning all day now!

from the hearts of paradise...
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levisgrammy
True Blue Farmgirl

9354 Posts

Denise
Beavercreek Ohio
USA
9354 Posts

Posted - Oct 06 2009 :  4:58:19 PM  Show Profile
Debbie,
Thanks for the laugh. I needed that after being at work all day. I was tuckered out and needed a pick me up!
lol!

God is good....all the time.
Denise
www.torisgram.etsy.com
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acairnsmom
True Blue Farmgirl

1319 Posts

audrey
cheyenne wy
1319 Posts

Posted - Oct 06 2009 :  5:55:26 PM  Show Profile
Love it! Love it! Love it!

Audrey

Toto, we're not in Kansas any more!
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