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| yarnmamma |
Posted - Jun 10 2009 : 3:14:36 PM
 Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida , are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
*Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
*Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
*Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds "
*Jacob: "
Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
*Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"
*Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
*Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely.."
*Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
*Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
*Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure."
*Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.."
Linda in Scranton, PA
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| lulu bell |
Posted - Jun 11 2009 : 1:08:49 PM
Thank you I needed a good laugh!! |
| Sitnalta |
Posted - Jun 11 2009 : 1:03:59 PM
oh no!! LOL that is too funny!!!
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Jessie
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| deeredawn |
Posted - Jun 11 2009 : 11:26:46 AM
Hilarious!
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| yarnmamma |
Posted - Jun 11 2009 : 11:11:42 AM
glad ya liked it...I loved it!
Linda in Scranton, PA
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| vintagediva1 |
Posted - Jun 11 2009 : 08:11:53 AM
Okay, that's pretty funny
My laugh for the day
Michele
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| kpaints |
Posted - Jun 11 2009 : 07:05:01 AM
Yes, I needed that and will need those items very soon!! lol
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| kmbrown |
Posted - Jun 10 2009 : 6:20:48 PM
Very cute!!! Thanks for sharing!! |
| Alee |
Posted - Jun 10 2009 : 5:11:55 PM
ROFL! That is TOO Funny!
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| Marybeth |
Posted - Jun 10 2009 : 4:55:12 PM
Too cute. MB
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| yarnmamma |
Posted - Jun 10 2009 : 4:13:28 PM
Linda in Scranton, PA
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| Marcy |
Posted - Jun 10 2009 : 4:12:34 PM
I needed a laugh tonight. Thanks for sharing this. So cute!
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