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Across the Fence:  Jacob & Rebecca engaged!  |
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yarnmamma
True Blue Farmgirl
4247 Posts
Linda
Clarks Summit
PA
USA
4247 Posts |
 Posted - Jun 10 2009 : 3:14:36 PM
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 Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida , are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
*Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
*Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
*Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds "
*Jacob: "
Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
*Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"
*Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
*Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely.."
*Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
*Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
*Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure."
*Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.."
Linda in Scranton, PA
The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world! |
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Marcy
True Blue Farmgirl
2701 Posts
Marcy
Tiverton
Rhode Island
USA
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Posted - Jun 10 2009 : 4:12:34 PM
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I needed a laugh tonight. Thanks for sharing this. So cute!
Farmgirl #170
Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give...Eleanor Roosevelt
http://marcysworldofcreativity.blogspot.com/ |
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yarnmamma
True Blue Farmgirl
4247 Posts
Linda
Clarks Summit
PA
USA
4247 Posts |
Posted - Jun 10 2009 : 4:13:28 PM
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Linda in Scranton, PA
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Marybeth
True Blue Farmgirl
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Mary Beth
Stanwood
Wa 98292
USA
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Alee
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Worland
Wy
USA
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kmbrown
True Blue Farmgirl
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Misty
Waynesboro
Pennsylvania
USA
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Posted - Jun 10 2009 : 6:20:48 PM
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| Very cute!!! Thanks for sharing!! |
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kpaints
True Blue Farmgirl
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karen
cheney
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vintagediva1
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Brighton
Michigan
USA
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yarnmamma
True Blue Farmgirl
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Linda
Clarks Summit
PA
USA
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Posted - Jun 11 2009 : 11:11:42 AM
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glad ya liked it...I loved it!
Linda in Scranton, PA
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deeredawn
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Cordova
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USA
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Sitnalta
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Jessica
NJ
USA
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Posted - Jun 11 2009 : 1:03:59 PM
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oh no!! LOL that is too funny!!!
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Jessie
Farmgirl Sister #235
"You are my strength when I am weak. You are the treasure that I seek. You are my all in all. Seeking You as a precious jewel; Lord, to give up I'd be a fool. You are my all in all."
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lulu bell
True Blue Farmgirl
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Karen
Ashland
NE
USA
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Posted - Jun 11 2009 : 1:08:49 PM
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| Thank you I needed a good laugh!! |
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Across the Fence: Jacob & Rebecca engaged! |
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Jacob & Rebecca engaged!
