| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Luzy |
Posted - Jan 03 2006 : 10:48:10 AM
Howdy! I received this in a Christmas card and thought I'd pass it along.
Technology for Farmgirls and or for the not so modern person:
1. LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter.
2. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.
3. MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove.
4. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood offin the truk.
5. MEGA HERTZ: When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.
6. FLOPPY DISK: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.
7. RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood.
8. HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter.
9. PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't.
10. WINDOWS: Whut to shut when it's cold outside.
11. SCREEN: Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season.
12. BYTE: Whut them flys do.
13. CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.
14. MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the chip bag.
15. MODEM: Whut cha did to the hay fields.
16. DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife.
17. LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.
18. KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang yer keys.
19. SOFTWARE: Them plastic forks and knifs.
20. MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn.
21. MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.
22. PORT: Fancy flatlander wine.
23: ENTER: Northerner talk fer "C"mon in y"all".
24: RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: Wen ya cain't member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.
25: MOUSE PAD: That's hippie talk fer the rat hole.
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May I always be the kind of person my dog thinks I am. |
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| manda |
Posted - Jan 04 2006 : 9:50:53 PM
That was Heelarious!! I have to send that to a few friends. Thanks for sharing.
Manda |
| westfork woman |
Posted - Jan 04 2006 : 09:25:25 AM
That is funny. Thanks for the laugh.
Greetings from the morning side of the hill. |
| cajungal |
Posted - Jan 03 2006 : 3:56:39 PM
Luzy! Too cute! I'm printin'em out for my hubby to read tonight. What would Laura Ingalls think off our vocabulary today?
Thanks for the chuckles.
Blessings
Catherine
One of the best compliments from one of my daughters: "Moma, you smell good...like dirt." |
| Luzy |
Posted - Jan 03 2006 : 3:16:30 PM
Glad to hear that you are getting a giggle or two from the techno list. I guess it's been around for awhile, but everyone needs a little laugh once in awhile! Pals, Luzy
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May I always be the kind of person my dog thinks I am. |
| LadyCrystal |
Posted - Jan 03 2006 : 2:38:38 PM
My favorite one is the Micro chip because everyone in my family still put the bag back only those tiny bits left.They all are too funny!
Alicia
http://fromcitytocountrygirl.blogspot.com/
follow your dreams |
| quilt8305 |
Posted - Jan 03 2006 : 2:12:29 PM
 Too funny I too will pass it on to a few friends.
Mary
The great use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it. Wm. James |
| CabinCreek-Kentucky |
Posted - Jan 03 2006 : 11:21:35 AM
luzy .. this is a scream .. i'm gonna' pass it on to my other friends .. both city and country 'mice' .. and nawtherners, southerners, flat-landers and those hippie types that live in californy! thanks for the giggle!
True Friends, Frannie |
