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| Marybeth |
Posted - Apr 23 2008 : 09:51:11 AM
Todays's chuckle:
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven a tall,
Exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As All men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......
On one condition"
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition Was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, And then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, Which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly And meaningfully said....
"Clean my house."
(YOU GO, GIRL!)
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| kydeere40744 |
Posted - Apr 24 2008 : 07:06:41 AM
Oh gosh - that is just hilarious!!! Good one!
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| yarnmamma |
Posted - Apr 24 2008 : 05:43:46 AM
LOL ! very funny
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| Lainey |
Posted - Apr 24 2008 : 05:25:09 AM
Hehehe, that is funny!
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| Marybeth |
Posted - Apr 24 2008 : 04:52:36 AM
Miss Wilma I would love to join your group in Burlington. Did you know my daughter lives in Burlington. ha! It is 1/2 hour away, just north of me. Must be a different Burlington. MB
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| queenofdreamsz4u |
Posted - Apr 23 2008 : 10:50:27 PM
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Stephanie
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| farmgirl blessings |
Posted - Apr 23 2008 : 9:38:44 PM
Oh Marybeth ~ that is sooo funny! Now if only someone would offer me $20! LOL
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| Alee |
Posted - Apr 23 2008 : 10:49:29 AM
That is too funny!
Alee
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| mima |
Posted - Apr 23 2008 : 10:07:49 AM
Awesome!!!!! Where is this guy!!!! I'd give someone 20 bucks to clean my hose!!!!!! Love it! thanks!!!
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| miss wilma |
Posted - Apr 23 2008 : 10:04:59 AM
Mary Beth I do believe you need to join our group in Burlington
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| ruralfarmgirl |
Posted - Apr 23 2008 : 10:00:33 AM
MaryBeth.. Just so you know I have passed that on to every girlfriend I have......thanks for posting it :)
Rene~Prosser Farmgirl
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| Farmtopia |
Posted - Apr 23 2008 : 09:57:09 AM
Haha...I've heard some version of this before. It's always funny. I think the one I heard had the punchline:
"Do My Laundry" or some such :)
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