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Marybeth
True Blue Farmgirl
6418 Posts
Mary Beth
Stanwood
Wa 98292
USA
6418 Posts |
 Posted - Apr 23 2008 : 09:51:11 AM
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Todays's chuckle:
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven a tall,
Exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As All men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......
On one condition"
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition Was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, And then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, Which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly And meaningfully said....
"Clean my house."
(YOU GO, GIRL!)
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"Life may not be the party we hoped for...but while we are here we might as well dance!" |
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Farmtopia
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New York
New York
USA
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ruralfarmgirl
True Blue Farmgirl
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Rene'
Prosser
WA
USA
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Posted - Apr 23 2008 : 10:00:33 AM
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MaryBeth.. Just so you know I have passed that on to every girlfriend I have......thanks for posting it :)
Rene~Prosser Farmgirl
" Plant goodness, harvest the fruit of loyalty, plow the new ground of knowledge. Hosea 10:12 |
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miss wilma
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USA
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mima
True Blue Farmgirl
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Posted - Apr 23 2008 : 10:07:49 AM
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Awesome!!!!! Where is this guy!!!! I'd give someone 20 bucks to clean my hose!!!!!! Love it! thanks!!!
"No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars,or sailed to an uncharted land or opened a new heaven to the human spirit." Helen Keller |
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USA
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Posted - Apr 24 2008 : 05:43:46 AM
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LOL ! very funny
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