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CabinCreek-Kentucky	Posted - Mar 30 2008 : 10:54:12 AM here's Sunday's GIGGLE .. MEN .. can't live with 'em! can't live without 'em! ____________________ Spring Classes for Men at the ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Class 5 Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Class 6 Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Class 7 Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum Class 8 Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials. Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. Class 11 Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 14 The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. True Friends * Frannie HEAR MY STORIES come, visit my: "GATHERING ROOM" .. http://freedomvalleyfarm.blogspot.com adopt a 'rag-chile' http://sistermercysfoundlinhome.blogspot.com treasures .. new and olde .. up for adoption: http://mudpiemanormercantile.blogspot.com
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Farmtopia	Posted - Mar 30 2008 : 4:05:02 PM Ooooh, Frannie, eviiiiiil! On second thought, I love it! ~~Dream all you dreamers~~ View my work: www.bigtownfarmer.com www.pumpkinpatchparlor.etsy.com And Blogs: agriculture: www.bigtownfarmer.blogspot.com art: www.queenofcrows.blogspot.com animals: www.big-luv.blogspot.com
Mumof3	Posted - Mar 30 2008 : 11:36:53 AM HAHAHAHAHA!! I have to let my hubby read this! Karin Farmgirl Sister # 18 :) Wherever you go, there you are. www.madrekarin.blogspot.com
Utahfarmgirl	Posted - Mar 30 2008 : 11:21:01 AM HYSTERIFAL! thanks for sharing, Frannie!! Patricia Proud Farmgirl Sister #19 Rusty Chicks Chapter check out my etsy site http://ThePlayfulFarmgirl.etsy.com Today I choose faith not fear.

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