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CabinCreek-Kentucky Posted - Feb 11 2008 : 05:56:45 AM
your 'farmgirl' giggle for the morning!



In one of our 'rural states, a Highway Department employee stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for a possible new road."


The old farmer said, "OK, but don't get out in that pasture over there." The Highway Dept. employee flashed out his identification card and said, "I have the authority of the State to go any where I want. See this card? I will go wherever I wish." So the old farmer went about his farm chores.



It wasn't too much later and the farmer heard loud screams and yelling. He looked over and saw several Highway Dept. employees running for their lives and right behind was the farmer's huge prize bull. The bull was madder than a hornet's nest and was gaining on the employee at every step.


The old farmer yelled out,

"Show him your card, Smart A** .... Show him your card!!





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Libbie Posted - Feb 11 2008 : 2:30:15 PM
TOoooooo funny! I just had to copy and send that one to a couple of my "farmer" friends! Thanks, Frannie!

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JessieMae Posted - Feb 11 2008 : 10:44:57 AM
That is funny.
Rebekka Mae Posted - Feb 11 2008 : 10:40:00 AM
Superb Frannie! Thanks for the giggle;) Rebekka

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Alee Posted - Feb 11 2008 : 09:59:22 AM
ROFL! That is too funny.

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Firemama Posted - Feb 11 2008 : 09:39:27 AM
LoL Thanks Frannie, that was cute!

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gafarmwoman Posted - Feb 11 2008 : 09:05:48 AM
Thanks Frannie, I needed a giggle this morning.

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