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CabinCreek-Kentucky
True Blue Farmgirl
8529 Posts
Frannie
Green County
Kentucky
USA
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 Posted - Feb 11 2008 : 05:56:45 AM
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your 'farmgirl' giggle for the morning!
In one of our 'rural states, a Highway Department employee stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for a possible new road."
The old farmer said, "OK, but don't get out in that pasture over there." The Highway Dept. employee flashed out his identification card and said, "I have the authority of the State to go any where I want. See this card? I will go wherever I wish." So the old farmer went about his farm chores.
It wasn't too much later and the farmer heard loud screams and yelling. He looked over and saw several Highway Dept. employees running for their lives and right behind was the farmer's huge prize bull. The bull was madder than a hornet's nest and was gaining on the employee at every step.
The old farmer yelled out,
"Show him your card, Smart A** .... Show him your card!!
True Friends * Frannie
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gafarmwoman
True Blue Farmgirl
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Pam
Georgia
USA
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Posted - Feb 11 2008 : 09:05:48 AM
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Thanks Frannie, I needed a giggle this morning.
You can never have enough friends.
Please come and sit a spell with me at Life on a Southern Farm
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Firemama
True Blue Farmgirl
1731 Posts
Amanda
Medical Lake
WA
USA
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Posted - Feb 11 2008 : 09:39:27 AM
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LoL Thanks Frannie, that was cute!
Mama to 2
FarmGirl# 20
Rich or Poor, It Dont matter We're all the same everybodys hungry in a different way....
http://myfarmdreams.blogspot.com/
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Alee
True Blue Farmgirl
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Alee
Worland
Wy
USA
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Posted - Feb 11 2008 : 09:59:22 AM
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ROFL! That is too funny.
Alee
Farmgirl Sister #8
Please come visit Nora and I our our new blog:
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Rebekka Mae
True Blue Farmgirl
965 Posts
Rebekka
Moscow
ID
USA
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Posted - Feb 11 2008 : 10:40:00 AM
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Superb Frannie! Thanks for the giggle;) Rebekka
www.bebebella.etsy.com
As a woman I have no country. As a woman, my country is the whole world.
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JessieMae
True Blue Farmgirl
702 Posts
Jessie
Raleigh
North Carolina
USA
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Posted - Feb 11 2008 : 10:44:57 AM
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Libbie
Farmgirl Connection Cultivator
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Anne E.
Elsinore
Utah
USA
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Posted - Feb 11 2008 : 2:30:15 PM
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TOoooooo funny! I just had to copy and send that one to a couple of my "farmer" friends! Thanks, Frannie!
XOXO, Libbie
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