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| Shirlaroo |
Posted - Sep 28 2007 : 6:52:40 PM
This one has had me giggling for days.
How did the butcher introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
I love these question, answer jokes. Please post your own, and lets get the farmyard laughing.
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| Lavendar fields dreamer |
Posted - Nov 16 2007 : 09:19:13 AM
guess what?
chick butt
or
ladybug butt
this is an ongoing joke at our house and yes the kids now not to do it in school
lavendar girl |
| jpbluesky |
Posted - Nov 16 2007 : 06:09:57 AM
A Episcopal priest was giving a sermon one Sunday morning and a visiting fellow in the back kept jumping up and shouting "Amen!" Then he would jump up and shout "Preach it brother! Then, "Praise the Lord and Hallelujah!"
After about three or four times, an usher quietly went over to the man and said "Could you please be quiet during the sermon?" The fellow said, "But you don't understand, sir, I have got the Holy Spirit!"
The usher politely said "Well, you didn't get it here."
Psalm 51: 10-13 |
| Nance in France |
Posted - Nov 16 2007 : 06:08:50 AM
MARY, holy mackerel, gal! That video is TOO much, and SOOO true! TGIF ladies! Hugs, Nance
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| lisamarie508 |
Posted - Nov 16 2007 : 05:39:01 AM
My daughter told me this one:
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when she spotted a wolf crouching down behind a bush. "My, Mr. Wolf, what big eyes you have!" she said. The wolf jumped up and ran away. Little Red continued on her path when she saw the wolf again crouching behind a log. "My, Mr. Wolf, what big ears you have!" The wolf jumped up and ran away again. Little Red continued on her path again when she saw the wolf crouching behind a rock. "My, Mr. Wolf, what big teeth you have!" The wolf jumped up and said "Would you knock it off! I'm trying to poop here!"
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| quilt8305 |
Posted - Oct 09 2007 : 08:12:07 AM
This isn't a joke, but if you can view this video you will be tickled. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anSpBUxsgAU
Mary
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| Shirlaroo |
Posted - Oct 08 2007 : 5:58:53 PM
Why was six scared?
Because seven eight (ate) nine!
Teresa your girls jokes are too cute. Keep posting them.
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| Lavendar fields dreamer |
Posted - Oct 07 2007 : 11:51:55 PM
why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the hen house
courtesy of my girlie girls
lavendar girl |
| therusticcottage |
Posted - Oct 07 2007 : 11:14:00 PM
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Orange Ya!
Orange Ya Who?
Orange Ya going to ask me in?
I know this is dumb but it was one of my oldest grandson's favorites (he's 20 now).
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| Lavendar fields dreamer |
Posted - Oct 07 2007 : 10:36:43 PM
ok shirley loved your knock knock joke
lavendar girl |
| Shirlaroo |
Posted - Oct 07 2007 : 8:54:33 PM
You know what they say Clare, laughter is the best medicine. So here is another one for you.
Why did the fly fly ?
Because the spider spied her!
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| suzyhomemaker |
Posted - Oct 07 2007 : 11:34:39 AM
Love these jokes!! I enjoy this humor thread.
Country girl in NE PA |
| Shirlaroo |
Posted - Oct 07 2007 : 03:24:07 AM
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Because he might get a hole in one!
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| Shirlaroo |
Posted - Oct 07 2007 : 03:22:01 AM
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Shirley
Shirley Who?
Shirley you know me by now! (surely you know me by now)
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| Lavendar fields dreamer |
Posted - Oct 06 2007 : 02:05:22 AM
knock knock
whos there?
cow goes
cow goes who?
cow goes mooo not who
lol i know corny but i have little kids
just trying to get them to tell a joke that makes sense is hard enough
lavendar girl |
| Shirlaroo |
Posted - Sep 30 2007 : 5:20:13 PM
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea!
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| Shirlaroo |
Posted - Sep 30 2007 : 5:17:01 PM
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea! (no eye deer)
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| ddmashayekhi |
Posted - Sep 30 2007 : 2:36:27 PM
What do you call a sleep walking nun?
A Roamin' Catholic!
Dawn in IL |
| therusticcottage |
Posted - Sep 30 2007 : 10:35:36 AM
Clare - love your joke!!!! Sounds like something my daughter would have done when she was little.
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| Mumof3 |
Posted - Sep 30 2007 : 10:09:57 AM
LOL!! I love these jokes. Okay, here's mine:
How many Marxists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?..................................
None. The lightbulb should contain within it the seeds to its own revolution. :)
Karin
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| suzyhomemaker |
Posted - Sep 30 2007 : 06:16:00 AM
A woman was having company over for dinner that night .When it came time for grace, she asked her 6 year old daughter to say it for the night. The little girl said "What do I say?" the mom replied "What you hear me say." So the girl said, "God, why did I invite all these people over here for dinner?"
Country girl in NE PA |
| Luzy |
Posted - Sep 29 2007 : 4:16:31 PM
There's a guy that takes his first solo skydiving trip. As he's falling and falling, he can't find the rip cord. All at once up from the ground shoots up another guy and they pass in mid air. The first guy yells 'Hey, do you know anything about parachutes"? The guy from the ground says "Nope, do you know anything about gas stoves?!"
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| Shirlaroo |
Posted - Sep 29 2007 : 3:01:55 PM
What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?
Youre to little to smoke.
My dh loved your joke Judy!
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| Shirlaroo |
Posted - Sep 29 2007 : 12:24:24 AM
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well!
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| Carol Sue |
Posted - Sep 28 2007 : 11:49:52 PM
Oh girls this does my heart good. LMBO Annika and Kay funny girls....
Enjoying life. |
| therusticcottage |
Posted - Sep 28 2007 : 11:28:23 PM
Annika -- good one!
What do you call a little psychic who escaped from jail?
A small medium at large!
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