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| CabinCreek-Kentucky |
Posted - Sep 25 2007 : 06:25:26 AM
OH GURLFRENZ .. I JUS' HAD TO SEND THIS ALONG .. I WOULD NOT STILL BE MARRIED TODAY .. IF HANK HAD EVER USED THESE HORRIBILY ABUSIVE WORDS TO ME! THIS IS THE 'VERY' REASON MY FIRST MARRIAGE DID NOT WORK!!! (o.k. o.k. .. that's a FIB .. but it sounded funny!) Actually, my 'first husband' is a sweetie pie .. my SECOND husband and my FIRST husband have spent this last week sailing the Chesapeake Bay together!)
++++++++++++ Please excuse the rough and absolutely vile language in the following story...I would have deleted the words, but the story wouldn't be the same!
A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well," said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?"
"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."
Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard before!
I mean all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me home...PLEASE MAMA!"
"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama...he used words like:
dust, wash, iron, and cook."
"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.
True Friends, Frannie
FREEDOM VALLEY FARM
KENTUCKY
http://freedomvalleyfarm.blogspot.com/
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| ali2583 |
Posted - Sep 26 2007 : 05:32:10 AM
Frannie, that was the cutest story!
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| lisamarie508 |
Posted - Sep 26 2007 : 05:29:00 AM
I love it.
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| wallflower |
Posted - Sep 25 2007 : 5:02:51 PM
Too funny! I was also expecting something different at the end. . .thanks for sharing with us!  |
| vintagegrl |
Posted - Sep 25 2007 : 4:16:54 PM
Frannie, you rascal, here I was ready for a salacious horror marriage tale. Psyched! Funny! |
| Miss Bee Haven |
Posted - Sep 25 2007 : 12:20:10 PM
Thanks for the 'laugh out loud'. Never get enough of those! :D
"If you think you've got it nailed down, then what's all that around it?" - 'Brother Dave' Gardner |
| levisgrammy |
Posted - Sep 25 2007 : 12:17:59 PM
LOL.... cute Frannie!
"The earth is the Lord's and the fullness thereof and all that dwell therein."
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| Alee |
Posted - Sep 25 2007 : 10:15:38 AM
ROFL!!!!
Alee
The amazing one handed typist! One hand for typing, one hand to hold Nora!
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| carycamille |
Posted - Sep 25 2007 : 09:41:32 AM
Very Funny!! Thank you for the laugh.
Camille
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| Firemama |
Posted - Sep 25 2007 : 09:28:58 AM
That was cute
Mommy to 2
Your FreckleFaced Farm Girl!!
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| aimeeravae |
Posted - Sep 25 2007 : 08:54:46 AM
Fabulous!
Aimee
http://laplantewardklopf.blogspot.com/
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| Hideaway Farmgirl |
Posted - Sep 25 2007 : 07:56:10 AM
hilarious, thanks!
Jo
"Wish I had time to work with herbs all day!" |
| paradiseplantation |
Posted - Sep 25 2007 : 07:53:18 AM
Whoa! Had I but known this was language that wasn't acceptable, I might have gotten my husband trained a little earlier! Thanks for the great laugh!
from the hearts of paradise... |
| Marybeth |
Posted - Sep 25 2007 : 06:54:00 AM
That is great---I wish my mother had come and got me. haha MB
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"Life may not be the party we hoped for...but while we are here we might as well dance!" |
| Libbie |
Posted - Sep 25 2007 : 06:51:15 AM
That is TOOOOOOOOOO funny!!!
XOXO, Libbie
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| Tammy Claxton |
Posted - Sep 25 2007 : 06:37:18 AM
Sooo funny Frannie! I love it!
 What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger!
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