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Across the Fence:  reasons for divorce!!!!  |
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CabinCreek-Kentucky
True Blue Farmgirl
8529 Posts
Frannie
Green County
Kentucky
USA
8529 Posts |
 Posted - Sep 25 2007 : 06:25:26 AM
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OH GURLFRENZ .. I JUS' HAD TO SEND THIS ALONG .. I WOULD NOT STILL BE MARRIED TODAY .. IF HANK HAD EVER USED THESE HORRIBILY ABUSIVE WORDS TO ME! THIS IS THE 'VERY' REASON MY FIRST MARRIAGE DID NOT WORK!!! (o.k. o.k. .. that's a FIB .. but it sounded funny!) Actually, my 'first husband' is a sweetie pie .. my SECOND husband and my FIRST husband have spent this last week sailing the Chesapeake Bay together!)
++++++++++++ Please excuse the rough and absolutely vile language in the following story...I would have deleted the words, but the story wouldn't be the same!
A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well," said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?"
"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."
Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard before!
I mean all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me home...PLEASE MAMA!"
"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama...he used words like:
dust, wash, iron, and cook."
"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.
True Friends, Frannie
FREEDOM VALLEY FARM
KENTUCKY
http://freedomvalleyfarm.blogspot.com/
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Tammy Claxton
True Blue Farmgirl
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Tammy
Glen Burnie
Maryland
USA
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Libbie
Farmgirl Connection Cultivator
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Anne E.
Elsinore
Utah
USA
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Posted - Sep 25 2007 : 06:51:15 AM
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That is TOOOOOOOOOO funny!!!
XOXO, Libbie
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Marybeth
True Blue Farmgirl
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Mary Beth
Stanwood
Wa 98292
USA
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paradiseplantation
True Blue Farmgirl
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julie
social springs community
Louisiana
USA
1277 Posts |
Posted - Sep 25 2007 : 07:53:18 AM
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Whoa! Had I but known this was language that wasn't acceptable, I might have gotten my husband trained a little earlier! Thanks for the great laugh!
from the hearts of paradise... |
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Hideaway Farmgirl
True Blue Farmgirl
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Jo
Virginia
USA
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Posted - Sep 25 2007 : 07:56:10 AM
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hilarious, thanks!
Jo
"Wish I had time to work with herbs all day!" |
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aimeeravae
True Blue Farmgirl
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Aimee
Deer River
MN
USA
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Firemama
True Blue Farmgirl
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Amanda
Medical Lake
WA
USA
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Posted - Sep 25 2007 : 09:28:58 AM
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That was cute
Mommy to 2
Your FreckleFaced Farm Girl!!
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carycamille
True Blue Farmgirl
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Camille
Cathlamet
Washington
USA
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Alee
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Worland
Wy
USA
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levisgrammy
True Blue Farmgirl
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Denise
Beavercreek
Ohio
USA
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Posted - Sep 25 2007 : 12:17:59 PM
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LOL.... cute Frannie!
"The earth is the Lord's and the fullness thereof and all that dwell therein."
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Miss Bee Haven
True Blue Farmgirl
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Janice
Louisville/Irvington
Kentucky
USA
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Posted - Sep 25 2007 : 12:20:10 PM
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Thanks for the 'laugh out loud'. Never get enough of those! :D
"If you think you've got it nailed down, then what's all that around it?" - 'Brother Dave' Gardner |
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vintagegrl
True Blue Farmgirl
280 Posts
Jeanette
NH
USA
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Posted - Sep 25 2007 : 4:16:54 PM
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| Frannie, you rascal, here I was ready for a salacious horror marriage tale. Psyched! Funny! |
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wallflower
True Blue Farmgirl
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Holly
East Walpole
MA
USA
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Posted - Sep 25 2007 : 5:02:51 PM
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Too funny! I was also expecting something different at the end. . .thanks for sharing with us!  |
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lisamarie508
True Blue Farmgirl
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Lisa
Idaho City
ID
USA
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ali2583
True Blue Farmgirl
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Alison
Winnipeg
Manitoba
Canada
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Posted - Sep 26 2007 : 05:32:10 AM
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Frannie, that was the cutest story!
"God's gift to you is life. What you choose to do with that life is your gift to God" |
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Across the Fence: reasons for divorce!!!! |
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reasons for divorce!!!!
What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger!